Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

[Grand Uncle Horace]

There was the tragic episode with the Nigerian Princess to whom TGO was betrothed. He went all out and crocheted a wedding doona cover of Kebab and Dimmy bags. It still awaits folded more or less neatly in his trunk.

 

[Bluelegs]

First there was the Holy Grail. A cup said to posess the power to heal the wounds of any who drank from it.

Then there was the Spear of Destiny. A weapon known to grant it's wielders conquest, authority and victory.

Now we have the Divine Hairbrush. Who knows what powers could be held in the instrument that groomed the soul patch of TGO?

 

[citizen-erased]

First there was the Holy Grail. A cup said to posess the power to heal the wounds of any who drank from it.

Then there was the Spear of Destiny. A weapon known to grant it's wielders conquest, authority and victory.

Now we have the Divine Hairbrush. Who knows what powers could be held in the instrument that groomed the soul patch of TGO?

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Ward off death no doubt

 

[Bluelegs]

Ward off death no doubt

Perhaps Kath was right not to take accept it back. It's powers may be too much for mere mortals to comprehend.

 

[western royboy]

Perhaps Kath was right not to take accept it back. It's powers may be too much for mere mortals to comprehend.

I would think she may be more concerned that by taking it back she would fall under the spell of TG9

 

[Cleavy]

Now we have the Divine Hairbrush. Who knows what powers could be held in the instrument that groomed the soul patch of TGO?

the power of cleansing the remnants of the holy kebab or the blessed dimmies

 

[western royboy]

The Twitter machine is caning TGO, look away Brethren

 

[stEdy]

Mike Brady Robbie Williams

 

[moogerfooger]

let's get down to brass tacks tic tacs

 

[Falconista]

Six minutes of the great man's gospel:

 

[Waca Jr]

Six minutes of the great man's gospel:

TGO does not need a rundown. He delivers his gospel straight from the heart

 

[Hamingja]

Havent tuned into Robbo for quite a while but did the other night and was amused to see he was rocking the reverse hitler on the bottom of his lip


maybe his ambitions run deeper than we realise


World domination not out of the equation

I have likewise been a little slack in following the teachings this year and come in just to worship the tickler. Glorious.

 

[Pistol Night]

“They weren’t aroused Gerard! They weren’t aroused!

 

[Hamingja]

Someone get TGO a bucket

 

[sosos]

She didn't want the brush?

TGO bestowed it on her, then blessed it with the holy chin beard, pre-stained with Corona, then blessed it again with the holy armpit. He then offered it to her, not once, but twice!!!!

The saintly artefact will surely be venerated for millennia once the props department mindlessly discard it, and a minion retrieves it from the dumpster.

But she refused it. What is this esoteric, biblical allegory?

Surely she was sorely tempted. How did she deny herself certain enlightenment?

I noticed he subtly disowned it later on. TGO was turning the other cheek as a lesson in humility to us all.

 

[morningbrown]

Jason Castagna

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Jason Castagna

Age

28

Ht

182cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

5.3

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.8

4star

G

1.1

4star

D

11.4

3star

K

6.7

3star

HB

4.7

3star

M

2.9

3star

T

2.0

3star

G

1.1

5star

D

14.8

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

6.8

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

, rest in peace. TGO has sent you to an early grave.

 

[western royboy]

“Timing” remember that

 

[Sun Ra]

“Timing” remember that

"Timing" is everything....

 

[Bluelegs]

"Timing" is everything....

The "time is now" every week.

 

[freddy mercury]

Bit over the top tonight with his one year anniversary of his heart attack.

The heart surgeon on the show with Gil, Gerard and Robbo is probably earning less than all of them.


Ones saving lives, the rest are sharing opinions.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Bit over the top tonight with his one year anniversary of his heart attack.

The heart surgeon on the show with Gil, Gerard and Robbo is probably earning less than all of them.


Ones saving lives, the rest are sharing opinions.

With what has happened to a few athletes this year it’s an appropriate reminder of the importance of the issue

 

[freddy mercury]

With what has happened to a few athletes this year it’s an appropriate reminder of the importance of the issue

I'm not annoyed at that, that's a great message. It's the whole dramatic music, with video messages from players that's what annoyed me.

 

[citizen-erased]

mortality

didnt realise it was 2 in a row and he slept through them.....****ing lucky

 

[freddy mercury]

mortality

didnt realise it was 2 in a row and he slept through them.....****ing lucky

Bloke probably smoked bulk darts for decades, that'll do it.

 

[sosos]

"Poindexter. Good name that, ay?"