Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

[Custard Guts]

Never forget.

Portrait of the omnipotent in deep meditation.

Such focus.

 

[cfc4life]

Speaking about Mad Monday

TGO 'We've all woken up with some thing weird on our head'

Praise be.

 

[Custard Guts]

"Y'know I live my life by rounds ... n'when it comes to 'bye round' I get all confused".

 

[Starburns_]

TGO discarding the AFL's statement on the ticketing debacle needs to get the GIF treatment.

 

[Custard Guts]

"What?! Drinking bans?!"

 

[mr bagcroft]

“Can I have em?? Gunna put em in me bar. Be there forever”

 

[Custard Guts]

Idolatrous of me Brothers, but was just overcome with euphoria while imagining a 'Mini-League' TGO.

Perhaps we should arrange a petition brothers.

Or assemble a picket line until it is done.

 

[Beetlebum]

Idolatrous of me Brothers, but was just overcome with euphoria while imagining a 'Mini-League' TGO.

Perhaps we should arrange a petition brothers.

Or assemble a picket line until it is done.

There must have been some kid inspired enough to go as TGO to Children's Book Week dress up day at school this year.

 

[Boultzboi]

There must have been some kid inspired enough to go as TGO to Children's Book Week dress up day at school this year.

Next season's NAB mini ad?

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[Geelong_Sicko]

Portrait of the omnipotent in deep meditation.

Such focus.

It's like a mirror image!!

 

[dracochapel]

Never forget.

TGO is lying there dreaming of being pelted with giant, chocolate-coated donuts while driving along the road, before colliding headlong with an enormous Pollywaffle

 

[citizen-erased]

Never forget.

f.off Jonesy. it was farcical far earlier than that.

Here's a thought. Had the AFL spiked the pizzas, and the journos were drug tested the following day and failed - who's fault would it be???!!??!

 

[Custard Guts]

POUR HOMME ... ET FEMME

 

[jazzee]

Oh my goodness, you've outdone yourself good sir.

The top notes arouse with nicotene gum and the Windy Hill urinals circa 1983. The middle notes are a blend of aromatic garlic sauce and soy sauce over dimsims to tease the senses. Finally the base notes excite with what can only be described as 'slept in business suit' musk faithfully replicated from the AFL360 wardrobe department.

 

[NSWCROW]

Oh my have a look at that suave cat !!!


I just felt movement

 

[citizen-erased]

Robbo to Steele - was this your first game at Optus Stadium this year.......
ffs robbo.

 

[Hamingja]

Imagine the honour of dinking TGO on a moped.

DOWNTOWN

 

[Boultzboi]

If I'm not mistaken, didn't TGO have a bad experience on a bike about 12-18 mths ago? For him to get 'back on the bike' so soon afterwards is truly an inspiration.

Side note: the look on TGO's face when the nerdling joked that it was push bikes was trooly TGO gold

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[cfc4life]

Incredible self-control to have not downed about five crownies on the way to the Palais. He truly is a professional.

 

[AcuteWhistle]

Things weren't awkward between TGO & Dimma at all, Dimma knows his place ( at the great man's feet).

 

[Custard Guts]

Imagine the honour of dinking TGO on a moped.

DOWNTOWN

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Brudders and Sistrez

The 2018 TGO season is reaching its crescendo. There will be many a Slurmon anticipating and then reflecting on Finals. There will be some wry thoughts on Mad Mondays and deep deep consideration of their aftermath in King St and the vicissitudes of lost telephones and the making of online friends with Nigerian princesses.

Post the girding of mighty loins, there will be a general loosening of the TGO girdle and holy corset Yes, this is when the golden prose in the Hun becomes tested, when Gerard is called Gerry, when the metaphorical post coitus sadness of season over is realised. There only remains the task of Slurmonising on the Trade and Draft period and prognosticating on how the Bombrays won both.

The key issue is what TGO will do in the post season during the ghastly metaphorical horrors of more than 40 days and 40 nights in the desert. Here are some possibilities:
1 Volunteering his time to provide elocution lessons to deserving AFL footballers.
2 Teaching Joey Daniher how to look earnest.
3 Writing encyclicals on all manner of deep things in diligent preparation for 2019 ("Well Gerard 2019 is another yeaah."). These encyclicals will be written on the holy tablet of the top cover of empty Aussie Pizza boxes (the soggy bottom covers are used for dietary roughage purposes).
4 Deep deep deep thoughts about injustice. These will centre around the long term restoration of James the Hird. On the periphery will be thoughts on how we will smite down infidels who have infested footy like Hutchy the Jabberer and false prophet Barrett. Some will be recorded for aide memoire purposes in soy sauce ink on vacated bags of dimmies (not the accursed Sth Melbourne variety) and kebab wrappers.
5 Another cruise could be on the offing. Nauru could be visited as a potential new home ground for Carlton. Who knows, maybe the Nigerian Princess will turn up.
6 Time will surely be found to complete the crocheting of the bespoke doona cover made of dimmy bags, kebab wrappers and Corona decals.
7 Finally there will be time for some pallet emptying of holy Coronas after the near abstinence of the 2018 season which reduced him to the miserly daily slab.

Be in no doubt, TGO will not forsake us. TGO is already planning. Indeed sometimes this planning will even be ahead, "That's the future Gerry"

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Brother, truly a most, excellent, Sunday read. Personally I believe He, will travel to the heart of darkness to find his Nubian princess and, roll her out, on the first 360 next year. Would be more interesting then that campaigner Richo anyway.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Brother, truly a most, excellent, Sunday read. Personally I believe He, will travel to the heart of darkness to find his Nubian princess and, roll her out, on the first 360 next year. Would be more interesting then that campaigner Richo anyway.

Hunker down and testify. Could there be holy matrimony on the Show?

 

[Spongebob]

Having been left in a perilous financial position by evil doers on the interwebz, TGO May have to take on a summer job.

Who better to assess and hand pick the European maidens to staff the Dutton- McLachlan Au Pair Agency.

Praise.