Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

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Ooh yeah, TGO's first late lunch of the season, done well to last this long.
He is absolutely on fire this week. Ripping performance last night and right back at it tonight.

Praise,
 
TGO: "It's long, it's hard and it's hurting".

His ability to disguise his true intent while talking to the Nerdling knows no bounds. On the surface He was talking about Carlton but we all know what He really means.

Praise.
 

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Robbo places a blessing on Carlton and Brendon Bolton.

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While the cameras are focussed on the Good Friday appeal donation cans and a footy that says "Kick for the Kids":

"GROG ALL DAY. OK? And when you get a bit tipsy, you can hop into the food, the food's great. BUT THE GROG ALL DAY."

Food put in it's rightful place by TGO. The grog is the primary sustenance. The food is there to enable you to keep partaking in the grog. Praise.
 

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Like an oyster with a thousand pearls, re-watching last night's sermon brims with rewards.

TGO: "IF WE GET to eight thousand dollars *pregnant pause with double wrist flick* would you go t'the fff, WOULD YOU GO to the footy WITH ME?"

Gerard: "I don't know what's going on at home"

TGO: "DON'T worry 'bout it ohhh get fff STAND UP and show some STRENGTH and convince me mate"

...

A day at the footy with TGO. I will need the remainder of the day to reconcile how anyone could so indifferently squander such an offer.
 
Brothrez and Sistrez, I keep coming back to the use of "Thwarted" in the recent slurmon.

Originally I thought it a reference to David Thwarts, who with TGO was cast from the garden of ShEN by Hutchy the Jabberer.

But could it be a cryptic reference to an unholy medical condition, such as can be contracted during the 40 days and 40 nights in the desert of the King St tabernacles?

This is a real risk for TGO. On our behalf he has always ventured forth fearless and unprotected by neither Trojan nor French letter.
 

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