Peptides! *The * Dopers: come smell the bull****! ESSENDON FANS NOT WANTED

[JustKickIt]

Ok people, put your heads together.

We need to work out how we can summon an asteroid, and direct it to within 20m meters of the intended target.

I probably should take the lead on this program seeing as Jedi Anderson likens me to Einstein.

 

[Gold Member]

I know a bunch of pranksters who could probably burn a giant asterisk into the oval turf....

 

[IdiotBox]

I know a bunch of pranksters who could probably burn a giant asterisk into the oval turf....

glyphosphate is your friend?

 

[Procrastinator35]

Ok people, put your heads together.

We need to work out how we can summon an asteroid, and direct it to within 20m meters of the intended target.

I probably should take the lead on this program seeing as Jedi Anderson likens me to Einstein.

Too Much?

 

[Glorious couch life]

View attachment 127174 Too Much?

Yep. Like "Darren Jarman and Derek Kickett go tandem skydiving and the parachute doesn't open" too much.

 

[JustKickIt]

Yep. Like "Darren Jarman and Derek Kickett go tandem skydiving and the parachute doesn't open" too much.

No.... it DID open!

 

[Blaze Storm]

Referring his intellect or referring his mental state??





Or both?



By the way there's nothing to figure out. Just make sure Albert's there when we drop Jars and the gravitational pull of his massive ego will guide the payload onto target. Every. Single. Time.

Well, considering the universe revolves around his ego, we just need to decay the orbit of one of the satellites and gravity will do the rest.

 

[Argy]

Well, considering the universe revolves around his ego, we just need to decay the orbit of one of the satellites and gravity will do the rest.

Drug induced boners defy gravity.

 

[Gunstall555]

Batman is a scientist. Maybe Echols is batman!

I'm not saying Echols is Batman....but can anyone here say they have seen Echols and Batman in the same room?

 

[Gold Member]

glyphosphate is your friend?

Nah. Diesel costs less and will scorch the earth better.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

I know a bunch of pranksters who could probably burn a giant asterisk into the oval turf....

Have you seen the "Not Guilty" sign that they commissioned to be painted on the wall at Tullamarine?

 

[Gold Member]

Have you seen the "Not Guilty" sign that they commissioned to be painted on the wall at Tullamarine?

Not serious???

The "Not" bit has become priority target no 1.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Not serious???

The "Not" bit has become priority target no 1.

Deadly serious.

 

[grumbleguts]

This is a baited question, isn't it?

No I was simply interested. Do you hold a doctorate? or a degree and in what field?

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

No I was simply interested. Do you hold a doctorate? or a degree and in what field?

None of the above.

I thought I might have given that away by attempting to 'summon' an asteroid.

I'm a manager, who once studied graphic design.

 

[grumbleguts]

glyphosphate is your friend?

It's glyphosate not glyphosphate

 

[grumbleguts]

None of the above.

I thought I might have given that away by attempting to 'summon' an asteroid.

I'm a manager, who once studied graphic design.

Ah! I was somehow led to believe that you had some qualification in science. (Nothing related to the summoning an asteroid.) I wonder where the seed of that idea was planted.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Ah! I was somehow led to believe that you had some qualification in science. (Nothing related to the summoning an asteroid.) I wonder where the seed of that idea was planted.

I love science. Wish I had of paid more attention in biology while I was at school, but no, not a scientist, although my work does involve science.

 

[grizzlym]

I love science. Wish I had of paid more attention in biology while I was at school, but no, not a scientist, although my work does involve science.

I'll play.

Are you Steven Dank?

 

[savagelunchbox]

I'll play.

Are you Steven Dank?

Reported for abuse.

 

[H2F]

I'll play.

Are you Steven Dank?

Got your text, was sleeping on the couch.

Will gather the girls and text you the room number later tonight.

 

[savagelunchbox]

There continues to be talk, especially from the media (hello Robbo and Gerard c/o AFL360) that with ASADA handing things over to WADA, they won't appeal and this is all over because if they couldn't convict Essendon at the tribunal, CAS will be hard.

Bzzt, incorrect. CAS is a whole different setup to how the tribunal was run, bias and hidden agendas aside.

In response to how long WADA have to appeal, here is the response with loose detail of the procedure of CAS.

21 days after ASADA has finished, in this case their choice not to appeal.

That is only the start though. There is a full court case to go through after that if WADA does appeal which I have not doubt they will. it could take several months before they get to a hearing, and that then could take weeks.

CAS is different from the AFL Tribunal. They can suspender witnesses via various processes not available to the AFL Tribunal, and this could take some time. The fact that they are under European law, and can get reluctant witnesses to testify, makes it a very different case.

It staggers me that most of the Press, and the AFL and Essendon appear to think this is over. It is far from over, and the odds are they will be rubbed out for considerable periods when this is through.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Got your text, was sleeping on the couch.

Will gather the girls and text you the room number later tonight.

This all sounds a bit.....

 

[H2F]

This all sounds a bit.....

Galon I hope your mind isn't in the gutter homie.

I was talking about our wives.

We are driving over the border together to watch our boys flog Port

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Galon I hope your mind isn't in the gutter homie.

I was talking about our wives.

We are driving over the border together to watch our boys flog Port

I wouldn't have thought you meant anything else.