The Hawthorn injury excuse 2010 thread

[latrell]

The OP just confirms why bulldog supporters wet their beds every night thinking about a fully fit Hawthorn and what lance franklin on his own can do to them and the rest of the competition.

When this bulldog cretin read the article about franklins minor surgery it would have made his day. A team like the bullflogs with so many deficiencies rely on a far superior team like the hawks to be undermanned. Must be pretty s hite following a team like that.

 

[Azzurri Blues]

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

It's okay to be scared, the rest of the comp is too...

Scared of how many goals Buddy will kick on you guys next finals?
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[tazhawk]

from The Pelican....."Burgoyne's knee is rooted & he didn't tell us".

Expect it any day now.

I will translate this for everyone.

I am a pissed off Essenscum Teenie that does not like Burgoyne because he rejected my clubs offer of 750k a season to play with the Hawks for 500K.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

I will translate this for everyone.

I am a pissed of Essenscum Teenie that does not like Burgoyne because he rejected my clubs offer of 750k a season to play with the Hawks for 500K.

Pretty much spot on there, Taz, and it burns them deeply.

..in the words of The Donners, "The Essendon Football Club has lost it's spunk!"

 

[VANDA]

With more injuries in 2010 to Tas-Waverley........

Can we expect MORE SOUR supporters than there were in 2009?

Can we expect even MORE TEARS from Lady Gaga Brown & co?

Can we expect a MORE BITTER Jeff of the Jungle?

Can we expect a MORE ANGRY Dwarf?

Is it even possible?


By the look of their current list I'm afraid I must report that it is not only likely but it is assured.

 

[tazhawk]

With more injuries in 2010 to Tas-Waverley........

Can we expect MORE SOUR supporters than there were in 2009?

Can we expect even MORE TEARS from Lady Gaga Brown & co?

Can we expect a MORE BITTER Jeff of the Jungle?

Can we expect a MORE ANGRY Dwarf?

Point 1.
Yes you could be right the Hawks could very well smash the AFL record membership again in 2010.

Point 2.
Do you mean Premiership player Brown ?

Point 3.
Do you mean Premiership President Kennett ?

Point 4.
Do you mean Premiership coach Al Clarkson ?

If so then carry on Essenscum Teenybopper.

 

[doodlefeatures]

I'll kick it off, given this one will be rolled out ad nauseam as soon as the season looks like it might be going sour.

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/minor-surgery-for-franklin-20091209-kk0o.html

Cue the “But Franklin missed the entire preseason after major surgery, and played on one foot when he was in the team”

What excuse have the Bulldogs got for 1 flag in 85 years?

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

With more recruits in 2010 to Hawthorn, the greatest team in the comp........

Can we expect MORE supporters than there were in 2009? Yes, having already signed up more than 31,000 members..before Christmas! Over 13,000 more than this time last year.

Can we expect even MORE slapping, nipple cripples, chinese burns and abuse from Brown & co? No doubt, and as long as Brown doesn't get reported for it, all power to him.

Can we expect a MORE home truths from Jeff Kennett? You bet ya.

Can we expect a MORE angry and driven Clarkson? Not sure you could be more focused than Al, but I bet he'll have his charges at the ready for round 1.

Is it possible for Buddy to kick another tonne? Well, he may play further up the field, but my guess is that with Rioli, Burgoyne, Mitchell, Sewell and Bateman delivering it in to him and Rough there'll be some massive bags kicked in 2010 by the twin towers.


By the look of their current list I'm afraid I must report that it is not only likely but it is assured.

Totally agree, Vanders.

 

[VANDA]

2010..........Time for Hawk fans to break out the pedals.

The 2009 sourness & crying has not abated.

Further 2010 injuries will see more tears from fans & more tantrums from Jeff & the Dwarf.

 

[doodlefeatures]

2010..........Time for Hawk fans to break out the pedals.

The 2009 sourness & crying has not abated.

Further 2010 injuries will see more tears from fans & more tantrums from Jeff & the Dwarf.

I assume you know that Clarkson and Knights are only 1cm difference in height

 

[VANDA]

I assume you know that Clarkson and Knights are only 1cm difference in height

Dont tell me that makes you cry as well does it?

 

[doodlefeatures]

Dont tell me that makes you cry as well does it?

Just appreciating the irony of your constant bagging (in an attempt to mask your envy) of the Hawks whilst your club tries its best to copy the Hawks model:
- Hawks hire a short coach, Essendon hires Knights
- Robson is Hawks CEO, Robson is Essendon CEO
- Hawks do up Waverley into a quality training base, Essendon upgrade Windy Hill
- Hawks go to Coffs Harbour for a training camp, Essendon go to Coffs Harbour for a training camp

 

[demon48]

Shane Savage.

Doesn't count. I said decent small forwards.

 

[demon48]

how many GF's have the dog's won in the last 50 years ??

The question is how many GFs have they played in the last 50 years. And I think you already know who beat them in their solitary GF (1961) in that period.

 

[VANDA]

Just appreciating the irony of your constant bagging (in an attempt to mask your envy) of the Hawks whilst your club tries its best to copy the Hawks model:
- Hawks hire a short coach, Essendon hires Knights
- Robson is Hawks CEO, Robson is Essendon CEO
- Hawks do up Waverley into a quality training base, Essendon upgrade Windy Hill
- Hawks go to Coffs Harbour for a training camp, Essendon go to Coffs Harbour for a training camp

Selective use of your imagination is invalid.

Tissue?

 

[mess]

2010..........Time for Hawk fans to break out the pedals.

So true. Essendon fans have already got a jumpstart on us with their 2010 peperations...

 

[Greystache]

I really appreciate the involvement of the Hawthorn supporters on this thread, even some of the, shall we say, less considered one’s, but can we try and limit your posts to just your excuses. Lord knows this thread will be long enough by the last week of August as it is.

Cheers

 

[doodlefeatures]

Selective use of your imagination is invalid.

Tissue?

Each one is fact.

Premiership lately?

 

[mess]

Selective use of your imagination is invalid.

Tissue?

Seriously man, he's got plenty but if you want one you better take him up on his offer now coz he goes through'em reeally quick....

 

[Booo!]

..in the words of The Donners, "The Essendon Football Club has lost it's spunk!"

They haven't lost it, Poor Old Fletch just can't quite remember where he left it.



...probably in Jobe Watson's hand.



(I'm not proud of that crack, but honestly, who talks about having spunk? Fonzie?)

 

[Beerfish]

Just appreciating the irony of your constant bagging (in an attempt to mask your envy) of the Hawks whilst your club tries its best to copy the Hawks model:
- Hawks hire a short coach, Essendon hires Knights
- Robson is Hawks CEO, Robson is Essendon CEO
- Hawks do up Waverley into a quality training base, Essendon upgrade Windy Hill
- Hawks go to Coffs Harbour for a training camp, Essendon go to Coffs Harbour for a training camp

Point 1 - So you hired a coach based on his height?

Point 2 - Why did he leave?

Point 3 - So any team that upgrades their facilities is copying the "Hawks model"?

Point 4 - Big ****ing whoop..

What an utterly embarrassing post for you.

Each one is fact.

Premiership lately?

And again.. you should probably leave Bay 13 before you get laughed out if this is your best material.

 

[VANDA]

Point 1 - So you hired a coach based on his height?

Point 2 - Why did he leave?

Point 3 - So any team that upgrades their facilities is copying the "Hawks model"?

Point 4 - Big ****ing whoop..

What an utterly embarrassing post for you.


And again.. you should probably leave Bay 13 before you get laughed out if this is your best material.

Poor Tas-Waverley supporters are struggling big time.

It's a lonnnnng pre-season for them.

What with all those memories of their last game repeating themselves over & over in their heads like a recurring nightmare.

Like watching a car crash.

 

[Jaeger]

Poor Tas-Waverley supporters are struggling big time.

It's a lonnnnng pre-season for them.

What with all those memories of their last game repeating themselves over & over in their heads like a recurring nightmare.

Like watching a car crash.

But the bombers are so proud of their last game

 

[mess]

Point 1 - So you hired a coach based on his height?

No, we hired him for his leadership qualities and coaching ability. Knights was hired because Essendon don't understand these things (having lucked out by employing Sheedy 20+ years ago purely for his premiership experience as a player) and so just figured hiring someone with small mans syndrome might equate to a similar look...

Point 2 - Why did he leave?

For a challenge. Can't say he's not ambitious...

Point 3 - So any team that upgrades their facilities is copying the "Hawks model"?

No, Essendon are late in copying the examples of clubs like Hawthorn and Collingwood, all the while pretending they are leaders in the sport. That's what's so funny about it, get it?

Point 4 - Big ****ing whoop..

Plenty of places to train mate, it's a big country. Just goes to show how stretched for ideas the Scum really are...


...not unlike this post:

Poor Tas-Waverley supporters are struggling big time.

It's a lonnnnng pre-season for them.

What with all those memories of their last game repeating themselves over & over in their heads like a recurring nightmare.

Like watching a car crash.