DenieD
Ken
Now that the Coney Island Warriors have confirmed a top 4 spot, they have decided to travel to the North Pole to train in hopes of gaining some much needed advantage over the competition.
DD: Welcome team to our first ever pre-finals training camp. How are we all holding up?
TIF: This is not the kind of training I was talking about.
ND: Did you bring any food?
Tonga Bob: I can't feel my hands.
Harry: Act like I'm not even here.
DD: These are going to be our living quarters for the next week or so as we prepare to play finals for the first time since season 27.
DD: i know it doesn't look great but this is suppose to bring us closer together.
TIF: It certainly does that.
Tonga Bob: I call shotgun on the right one.
ND: I'll just take the floor.
DD: The rest of the team is in transit so we'll have to start without them.
ND: That's because you screwed up the paperwork.
DD: I know, my mistake. Didn't realise Antartica was a completely separate place. Ok let's see what we have left to do on the good old checklist.
DD: Looks like all we have left to do is bond over a terrible tragedy and do some sprints in the snow. Sound good?
TIF: Does that say high altitude training?
DD: Yeah I heard about it through the internet. A lot of teams do it to gain an advantage when they go back to normal conditions.
TIF: This isn't high altitude.
DD: Sure it is. North Pole is above Australia on the globe.
Tonga Bob: You gotta be ****ing kidding me!
ND: Why did we let a rookie organise this?
TIF: High altitude means high above sea level dumbass.
DD: You mean like mountains?
Everyone: YES!!!
DD: Well looks like I got it wrong. This is on me guys. At least we can enjoy the snow?
And so that completes another successful Warriors training session.
DD: Welcome team to our first ever pre-finals training camp. How are we all holding up?
TIF: This is not the kind of training I was talking about.
ND: Did you bring any food?
Tonga Bob: I can't feel my hands.
Harry: Act like I'm not even here.
DD: These are going to be our living quarters for the next week or so as we prepare to play finals for the first time since season 27.
DD: i know it doesn't look great but this is suppose to bring us closer together.
TIF: It certainly does that.
Tonga Bob: I call shotgun on the right one.
ND: I'll just take the floor.
DD: The rest of the team is in transit so we'll have to start without them.
ND: That's because you screwed up the paperwork.
DD: I know, my mistake. Didn't realise Antartica was a completely separate place. Ok let's see what we have left to do on the good old checklist.
DD: Looks like all we have left to do is bond over a terrible tragedy and do some sprints in the snow. Sound good?
TIF: Does that say high altitude training?
DD: Yeah I heard about it through the internet. A lot of teams do it to gain an advantage when they go back to normal conditions.
TIF: This isn't high altitude.
DD: Sure it is. North Pole is above Australia on the globe.
Tonga Bob: You gotta be ****ing kidding me!
ND: Why did we let a rookie organise this?
TIF: High altitude means high above sea level dumbass.
DD: You mean like mountains?
Everyone: YES!!!
DD: Well looks like I got it wrong. This is on me guys. At least we can enjoy the snow?
And so that completes another successful Warriors training session.
