Toast The Jeremy McGovern love thread

[QS]

Look. We all have massive man crushes on Turbo. If you don't, you're well... quite frankly not right in the feels.

17 Games. Forced general (unlike some random rookie Patton) and leader of our backline. Making shit happen.

Post your respect to the great man here. This will go all season, injuries permitting.

No one will judge you (much).

I have written a haiku about him. I hope you all like it.

"The McGovern Whisper"

McGovern is great
We McLove McGovern yes
He takes the best grabs

#McLovernforMcGovern

 

[Chris who]

I liked fat mcglovin

 

[kranky al]

No sending dick picks guys

 

[QS]

No sending dick picks guys

wats ur snapchat lol pls kthx

 

[vonn]

Top thread. Would read/10.

PS You need a hashtag.

May I humbly suggest:

#McLovernforMcGovern

 

[QS]

Top thread. Would read/10.

PS You need a hashtag.

May I humbly suggest:

#McLovernforMcGovern

Done.

 

[Shupe]

Making shit happen.

#McLovernforMcGovern

 

[vonn]

Look. We all have massive man crushes on Turbo. If you don't, you're well... quite frankly not right in the feels.

17 Games. Forced general (unlike some random rookie Patton) and leader of our backline. Making shit happen.

Post your respect to the great man here. This will go all season, injuries permitting.

No one will judge you (much).

I have written a haiku about him. I hope you all like it.

"The McGovern Whisper"

McGovern is great
We McLove McGovern yes
He takes the best grabs

#McLovernforMcGovern

I see your Haiku and I raise you:

I love McGovern
I will bear his children, so
please get in me now.

 

[QS]

I take it from the lack of response this board disregards McGovern.

 

[ep2018]

So many teams would kill for quality big men like ours. We are lacking in midfield talent big time. Would you trade McLovin or Darling for a decent mid?

 

[QS]

I wouldn't trade him for a night in bed with 4 models skilled in the art of tantra. Maybe 5, but even then thats borderline.

 

[Noctorniquet]

The man is a genius, no doubt a direct correlation with his illustrious sponsor coming on board this year.

Top 5 BnF finish well within his sights at this early stage.

 

[woosha24]

Lad's a gun. Give him a couple of years and he will surpass E-Mac.

He is legit our next Beau Waters (hopefully minus the injuries).

 

[Benny 1234]

Lad's a gun. Give him a couple of years and he will surpass E-Mac.

He is legit our next Beau Waters (hopefully minus the injuries).

Under 20 games to his name and by far my favourite player absolute jet love to see him make all australian could be a sneaky chance if he keeps going the way is

 

[Carbine Chaos]

I have written a haiku about him. I hope you all like it.

"The McGovern Whisper"

McGovern is great
We McLove McGovern yes
He takes the best grabs

Comes fat pre-season
Hangers, screamers and orgies
Now who's got a fat

#McLovernforMcGovern

 

[WCE_phil]

Went to watch football but there was a mcgovern > Jizz in my pants
Dangerous ball into the backline but there was mcgovern > Jizz in my pants
Pack of 20 players with a high ball comin in but there was a pack mark by mcgovern > Jizz in my pants
Mcgovern kicks it 55 metres to the tit of a player and it goes end to end for a goal > Jizz in my pants
Mcgovern, Mcgovern, Mcgovern > Jizz, Jizz, Jizz.

 

[Zuma]

whilst jizz is flying everywhere shall I mention the vogue phrase brought about by McGovern "intercept mark" ?

 

[Play by Numbers]

A wind in the leaves
No, its McGovern marking
And to steal your girl.

 

[ConcreteWaters]

An ode to McLuv'
He could intercept my balls
And play on with them

 

[Biggie]

17 games is it?

Looks like a hundred, nah, 200 gamer tbh

 

[vonn]

Why is a Haiku
Seven ****ing syllables
That is so random

 

[squashface]

McGovern is good
McGovern is very good
McGovern is great

Thank you and good night


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[94_Eagles]

Lad's a gun. Give him a couple of years and he will surpass E-Mac.

He is legit our next Beau Waters (hopefully minus the injuries).

McLoven is unique.

There has never been a previous one.

 

[Keys]

Fully expect calls for him to be traded if we lose to GWS this week

 

[94_Eagles]

An ode to McLuv'
He could intercept my balls
And play on with them

GOAT