- Jul 22, 2013
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Oh wow, after everything i have been through today and now this?
Send from my ipad with righteous man power.
A small Bic lighter.
But look at the bright side.
I once had two mates called Big Phil and little Phil.
Little Phil had the embarrassing experience of a girl pressed close to him asking why he had a lighter in his pocket and was he a smoker.
Big Phil was justifiably famous on our party circuit. All of the girls wanted to see it. And then said "There's no **** ing way you're putting that thing in me."