Toast The New Carlton Thread: 5 wooden spoons this century (next worst is 2)

[Exambolor]

If you want a healthy dose of Schadenfreude have a look at this


Cripps saying that the kick after the siren could have been one of the best moments of his career is an incredible reflection of how shit Carlton have been for a decade (it’s a completely irrelevant game for us and we’ve had dozens of these moments in the last two years only) and the fact he then says despite the results it’s still one of the coolest moments is just comically sad.

I feel for Crippa in a way, feels like he’s the only player that gives a f*** in that team.

But christ that clip is grim lol, man’s won a Brownlow* and an after the siren miss is a top career moment

 

[VinnieB]

I love how a few of their clown fans are already planning who they want to play in the 2nd week of finals.

They are lucky Curnow isn’t playing this week. The way he crumbles under pressure, you could have almost guaranteed a loss with him on the field.

 

[VinnieB]

Another Blue in lala land.
How does Kouta even think he could offer anything as the Mayor of Melbourne?

We need subtitles just to understand what he is saying.

This isn’t the same as Moomba.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Another Blue in lala land.
How does Kouta even think he could offer anything as the Mayor of Melbourne?

We need subtitles just to understand what he is saying.

This isn’t the same as Moomba.

It's embarrassing isn't it? I heard him (try to) speak on sen. He doesn't even have any specific platforms he's running on.

Bangs on about there not being any clubs & bars in the city anymore like when he was younger.. wtf? Is he having a midlife crisis.

Wants more people back working in the city.... How does he think a mayor can influence that?

What a total moron.

 

[Pistol Night]

It's embarrassing isn't it? I heard him (try to) speak on sen. He doesn't even have any specific platforms he's running on.

Bangs on about there are not being any clubs & bars in the city anymore like when he was younger.. wtf? Is he having a midlife crisis.

Wants more people back working in the city.... How does he think a mayor can influence that?

What a total moron.

In the traditional Carlton way - cash

 

[Chameleon75]

Another Blue in lala land.
How does Kouta even think he could offer anything as the Mayor of Melbourne?

We need subtitles just to understand what he is saying.

This isn’t the same as Moomba.

in his defence, he thought it was Moomba he was running for

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

in his defence, he thought it was Moomba he was running for

He just wants to wear that stupid robe.

 

[Chameleon75]

He just wants to wear that stupid robe.

that and free drink cards when all these bars magically reopen.

 

[Fat Jesus]

that and free drink cards when all these bars magically reopen.

It was Ang's idea.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

In Kouta's defence, I fantasise about becoming Mayor of Frankston and turning it into the Silicon Valley of the South

And rejuvenate 21st Century Dance Club

 

[Vicky Park]

Another Blue in lala land.
How does Kouta even think he could offer anything as the Mayor of Melbourne?

We need subtitles just to understand what he is saying.

This isn’t the same as Moomba.

I saw Kouta making his mayoral pitch on the news. He sounded like a kid wanting to be school captain and promising the world. I said to Mr Park - is this a joke? It was seriously embarrassing.

 

[Vicky Park]

Another Blue in lala land.
How does Kouta even think he could offer anything as the Mayor of Melbourne?

We need subtitles just to understand what he is saying.

This isn’t the same as Moomba.

Kouta aside - although a rich vein of Carlton dumbness - thank you for bringing this thread up to the front page.

Looking forward to posting here later today.

 

[Chameleon75]

In Kouta's defence, I fantasise about becoming Mayor of Frankston and turning it into the Silicon Valley of the South

And rejuvenate 21st Century Dance Club

#bringbackkittens

 

[Ctracks]

It's embarrassing isn't it? I heard him (try to) speak on sen. He doesn't even have any specific platforms he's running on.

Bangs on about there not being any clubs & bars in the city anymore like when he was younger.. wtf? Is he having a midlife crisis.

Wants more people back working in the city.... How does he think a mayor can influence that?

What a total moron.

Working in the city mostly sucks.
I don’t think enough young people want to go to bars and clubs.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Working in the city mostly sucks.
I don’t think enough young people want to go to bars and clubs.

Kouta's still living in the 80's & 90's.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Kouta reminded me of this classic.

 

[Mkcaptain]

Working in the city mostly sucks.
I don’t think enough young people want to go to bars and clubs.

Its tough for younger people even if they want to. Going into the city to drink really is unaffordable now. That is after other issues like sky high rents and in general inflation being well above wage growth already cutting into their disposable income.

 

[VinnieB]

Working in the city mostly sucks.
I don’t think enough young people want to go to bars and clubs.

My office is in the city and I’m forced to vote. That’s 1 vote he won’t be getting.

 

[NMBB]

In Kouta's defence, I fantasise about becoming Mayor of Frankston and turning it into the Silicon Valley of the South

And rejuvenate 21st Century Dance Club

Make Frankston Great Again

You get our vote

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[Exambolor]

Kouta reminded me of this classic.

Billy’s response to the auditor general question is hysterical

“Yeah..uhhhhhh”

 

[Obese Arachnid]

C'mon Freo get me home!

 

[VinnieB]

Saints did the Bloos a favour. They would have been totally demolished in the 1st final against Brisbane.

 

[HoraceStrasbork]

Blue boys deliver yet again Understandable given their premiership hangover from winning it in June

 

[cfc19902010]

Hilarious to see the scumbags cop it again

 

[VinnieB]

Hilarious to see the scumbags cop it again

Mentally shot that club.