Toast The New Carlton Thread: 5 wooden spoons this century (next worst is 2)

[Pistol Night]

I’m reposting this for no reason whatsoever

 

[jimmy35]

Timeless

 

[gerryg400]

I’m reposting this for no reason whatsoever

That, I think, is my favourite football of all time.

 

[Horaceg]

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I hope we were wearing gloves, holding their hearts in our hands has its own very real concerns.

I would have straight up binned the wrinkled, diseased excuse for an organ.

 

[manicpie]

Carlton, lol.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

I hope we were wearing gloves, holding their hearts in our hands has its own very real concerns.

I would have straight up binned the wrinkled, diseased excuse for an organ.

 

[76woodenspooners]

I’m reposting this for no reason whatsoever

Sanderson is still clearly a Collingwood man.

Kane Cornes is watching one of the most monumental H&A games of all time with all the boredom of somebody watching a Sunday afternoon St Kilda v North Melbourne dead rubber. At Marvel. With the roof open. In the wet.

Whately is narrating a Shakespearian drama, hurling the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

Maher is dying inside. And you just know he is so close to turning and throttling Whately. And Whately knows it too, which is driving him on …

Montagna thinks the whole friggen’ thing is hilarious.

Lyon is having a giggle at the theatre of it all.

 

[NMBB]

I’m reposting this for no reason whatsoever

Bullsh#t - you know exactly why you're posting this clip......... and it's freakin hilarious

 

[Exambolor]

After what I’ve read with our injuries today, the media need to bloody stop with the Carlton the woe is me with their injuries.

 

[Pistol Night]

After what I’ve read with our injuries today, the media need to bloody stop with the Carlton the woe is me with their injuries.

They need to give the shitter clubs a ball tickle to not shatter their confidence about their ability

 

[gappa]

My son has come up with a new moniker for our Carlton. Because it rhymes he thinks “Boos”.

But he realised, when we are booing them we can’t be going “boooo the boos”. So in his wisdom and eloquence has decided the “Poos” fits the whole theme of their organisation.

So it’s “booo the poos” in our household from now on.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

 

[Vicky Park]

Tosser

 

[riddick78]

Carltoon supporters probably think people are getting a photo with him cause of the jumper, not because it's Robbie f&(king Williams.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

His music was shit and his taste in football teams apparently even worse.

 

[Brad Goodman]

He peaked in 1995 too so I guess that’s something.

 

[Markfs]

This thread is not going to end well....

 

[Ctracks]

This thread is not going to end well....

Can still hang on Carlton.
I just don't get the "we will win/flog them/they're not a threat" etc.
Playing good footy now because their role players are actually in form.
A 2022 season finish would be nice.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

This thread is not going to end well....

first version of this thread started in 2019

still has some bile to invect

 

[Markfs]

Can still hang on Carlton.
I just don't get the "we will win/flog them/they're not a threat" etc.
Playing good footy now because their role players are actually in form.
A 2022 season finish would be nice.

it was just my thought...

 

[sr36]

Why the **** are you inflicting this shite on us? You deserve an account suspension for posting that.

 

[nahnah]

We always beat these pricks

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

Add one more to the collection

 

[JoinDate]

Straight in the pool room.

 

[SuperSub17]

17 of the last 21.

Carlton the gift that keeps giving.