Toast The New Carlton Thread: 5 wooden spoons this century (next worst is 2)

[ElliottsMaggies]

I didn’t know you could have premiership hangovers without the Premiership

I didn't know you could enjoy a finals loss as much as I enjoyed that one

 

[Exambolor]

 

[Eric Shin]

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[Anzacday]

They played like they knew we should've been there.

 

[South of the Yarra]

For 2025

• The Carlton Premiership drought turns 30
• The Carlton Grand Final drought turns 26
• Adrian Whitehead, Carltons youngest premiership player turns 50.

 

[JoinDate]

Carlton lost? Oh no!

 

[Kirby]

Blues know how to work that thing

 

[Kreme Pie]

Thanks Brisbane Lions!

 

[J Albert]

Carlton's list isn't good enough simple as that. They think they have a super talented list but they have holes everywhere.

 

[The Phantom]

 

[stormskye]

Suns out, birds are chirping and the blues are back where they belong

 

[iGNITER]

Slept great last night. That pack of losers fell into the 8 and got what they deserved.

 

[Tadpole]

Suns out, birds are chirping and the blues are back where they belong


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Fading into irrelevance, and obscurity?

 

[partypie]

Fading into irrelevance, and obscurity?

I suspect they meant something more like "getting arrested by the cops in Bali by Tuesday, a couple of weeks later than originally planned but that's ok" - you say tomato, we say toh-may-toe...

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Carlton’s fans deserved that first half

Kiddies going to bed early, choosing the dog’s blanket over their Blues’ doona

 

[riddick78]

You gotta love it, the spanking in the first half, then they give them hope in the third, then get beaten in the last. It should of been a bigger loss for them. But I loved Voss in the coaches box at the end of game, worried about water bottles?

To be honest, my dick could have fallen off last night and I'd still consider it an awesome night.

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[Fadge]

Carlton....

They are the gift that keep on giving.

 

[Vicky Park]

It’s Sunday morning and rejoice! Yesterday really happened.

 

[Vicky Park]

But I loved Voss in the coaches box at the end of game, worried about water bottles?

I think this deserves further interrogation.

Vossy ran away to the box in the last quarter, and then retreated into the shadows at the back.

Hiding? Didn’t want the media to see him crying? Frightened the few remaining Blues fans might mount an attack?

 

[iGNITER]

I think this deserves further interrogation.

Vossy ran away to the box in the last quarter, and then retreated into the shadows at the back.

Hiding? Didn’t want the media to see him crying? Frightened the few remaining Blues fans might mount an attack?

He took off to Fortitude Valley to perform a citizens arrest. Mind you, the Carlton side are the ones who should be arrested for fraud.

 

[Fadge]

Can't wait to see the clips from Blues Radio, or those Blues supporting nuffies podcasts...

 

[doofdoof]

Damn. I was hoping he'd get another three years to ensure the Bears would be bad to middling for a bit longer.

It has been apparent to nearly everyone (except the Brisbane faithful) that Crazy Vossy was extremely limited in his ability as both a tactical coach and a list manager.

Let's just hope we don't have to be subjected to his pearls of wisdom in the commentary box again

They need a coach with the ability to find a plan B.

He's got loads of talent at his disposal, but has shown an inability to respond when the opposition changes things up.

Vossy has always been a bit if a one-trick pony.

Vossy's rah-rah approach only resonates for about half a season. Expecting they start hot in 2024 and the knives are out again once they miss the finals

The knives are out for Vossy on the Carlton board. Thankfully, they've got him for at least next year.

Honestly, will never understand why clubs keep giving him another go. First quote above from 2013. Nothing appears to have changed in over a decade.

Worst news if he is sacked would be that we'd have Hodge and Vossy in the commentary team.

 

[Fadge]

The knives are out for Vossy on the Carlton board. Thankfully, they've got him for at least next year.

Honestly, will never understand why clubs keep giving him another go. First quote above from 2013. Nothing appears to have changed in over a decade.

Worst news if he is sacked would be that we'd have Hodge and Vossy in the commentary team.

NOSTRADOOFDOOFUS

 

[Sinoswooper]

Never thought in my lifetime, I'd be celebrating at 30-year Carlton drought and now us being the most successful club in the history of vfl/afl. Makes the 2023 granny win even sweeter. Hey blueboys what's worse than seeing Collingwood win a flag by 40 points? Seeing us win by 4.

 

[riddick78]

I think this deserves further interrogation.

Vossy ran away to the box in the last quarter, and then retreated into the shadows at the back.

Hiding? Didn’t want the media to see him crying? Frightened the few remaining Blues fans might mount an attack?

TBH, I think he was trying to change his flight to Bali so he can leave straight from Brisbane. I hear him and Curnow were catching up for beers on Kuta beach.

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