Toast The New Carlton Thread: 5 wooden spoons this century (next worst is 2)

[lyfsux]

Carlton's list isn't good enough simple as that. They think they have a super talented list but they have holes everywhere.

I read on their board that they have a top 4 list and the only reason they lost was because of Voss

 

[riddick78]

I read on their board that they have a top 4 list and the only reason they lost was because of Voss

They have some absolute stars, daylight, then duds.

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[Zzorse]

Lost because of Voss. Hmm, rhymes.

 

[Fadge]

Lost because of Voss. Hmm, rhymes.

'We need to toss Voss the Boss because of our poor finals loss. Maybe we should have gone with Ross?'

 

[Fat Jesus]

'We need to toss Voss the Boss because of our poor finals loss. Maybe we should have gone with Ross?'

Who gives a toss

 

[Kirby]

Remember early in the year when their donkey supporters were wanking on about having the “top 5 players in the league”?

That aged well.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

To be honest, my dick could have fallen off last night and I'd still consider it an awesome night.

puts you on the leaderboard of Carlton haters

 

[jmac70]

Remember early in the year when their donkey supporters were wanking on about having the “top 5 players in the league”?

That aged well.

#Flaggers

 

[Anzacday]

Woke up expecting more Christmas decorations to be up

 

[HoraceStrasbork]

Who do carlton play next week? No one

 

[Maggie5]

Well done to all our posters that showed restraint and are still posting today.

 

[MooreTreloar]

I noticed a lot of the Carlton board blaming Voss for last night and wanting him sacked.

It’s not his fault someone told him and the players the game started at 8:30pm, not the actual time of 7:30pm.

 

[dalkin47]

As long as they keep recruiting players like Cerra, Acres, Newman and Hewitt ~ good ordinary footballers who are elevated to superstar status once they don the satanic monogram, the wails of woe will continue long into the future.

 

[Tadpole]

Remember early in the year when their donkey supporters were wanking on about having the “top 5 players in the league”?

That aged well.

Maybe they meant to say “bottom 5”.

 

[Tadpole]

#Flaggers

#Floggers .

 

[Tadpole]

I noticed a lot of the Carlton board blaming Voss for last night and wanting him sacked.

It’s not his fault someone told him and the players the game started at 8:30pm, not the actual time of 7:30pm.

Maybe they thought daylight saving had already started; and Brisbane don’t have it.

 

[Fat Jesus]

I like Zorko now.

That and I've heard he's the most approachable player at Brisbane.
Top bloke apparently

 

[Doc1763]

I like Zorko now.

That and I've heard he's the most approachable player at Brisbane.
Top bloke apparently

I like him because he had a Barry in the Grand Final.

He's had a great year though.

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

Remember when it was reported Voss performed poorly in his interview with us?

Kingsley in contrast was a good candidate, but just fell short. Carlton have backed the wrong horse

As I said 3 years ago, Carlton backed the wrong horse

Good to know their board is as incompetent as ever.

 

[IlovethePies]

I think that Carlton fans have some justification in blaming Voss. His selections for this game were incomprehensible.
Selecting De Koning as sub was not the craziest. Many Carlton flogs put this forward as his greatest selecton blunder, but that is easy with hindsight. De Koning was definitely right to go, but he had just come back from 6 weeks out - so understand the dilemma. One could argue he should have selected TDK in the 22 or not at all, because it was always questionable to play a potentially under done ruckman as sub.

There were two other decisions that I thought were amazingly stupid. Leaving Cincotta out so they had no one to tag (Cincotta had in previous games done well to nullify elite mids like Neale, or maybe could have tagged Zorko)

The other decision, during the game itself, was to sub out Kennedy - a capable mid - while there were several Carlton players at the time who were doing almost nothing.

Incredible to sub out a mid when precisely you need midfield power to get back in the game, for a ruckman!

Clearly also Zac Williams was not fit to play.

Playing Docherty in his first AFL game back as a final also seemed bizarre.

Let's hope Matt Kennedy requests a trade and becomes available. I think he would be a great pick up for us at minimal cost.

 

[Gabbo64]

Jack Hill the blind miner could see that this loss was entirely Voss's fault. I mean, how could a 60-0 scoreline have anything to do with the playing group. LMAO.

I just looked at there starting line up for last night and it looks to me like they all have the same issue. See what you think.

FB:
HB:
C:
HF:
FF:
FOL:

 

[Sweeetleftfoot]

Love this thread, ever have a bad day then just this up and all is forgotten.

 

[IlovethePies]

As I said 3 years ago, Carlton backed the wrong horse

Good to know their board is as incompetent as ever.

Yeah, at the time I was astonished that Carlton passed up the opportunity to take Kingsley and went with Voss. Seemed an extraordinarily retrograde decision.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

I think that Carlton fans have some justification in blaming Voss. His selections for this game were incomprehensible.
Selecting De Koning as sub was not the craziest. Many Carlton flogs put this forward as his greatest selecton blunder, but that is easy with hindsight. De Koning was definitely right to go, but he had just come back from 6 weeks out - so understand the dilemma. One could argue he should have selected TDK in the 22 or not at all, because it was always questionable to play a potentially under done ruckman as sub.

There were two other decisions that I thought were amazingly stupid. Leaving Cincotta out so they had no one to tag (Cincotta had in previous games done well to nullify elite mids like Neale, or maybe could have tagged Zorko)

The other decision, during the game itself, was to sub out Kennedy - a capable mid - while there were several Carlton players at the time who were doing almost nothing.

Incredible to sub out a mid when precisely you need midfield power to get back in the game, for a ruckman!

Clearly also Zac Williams was not fit to play.

Playing Docherty in his first AFL game back as a final also seemed bizarre.

Let's hope Matt Kennedy requests a trade and becomes available. I think he would be a great pick up for us at minimal cost.

Think this may be the first piece of analysis done in this thread

Strong work

But let's not deter the bile and bias we are accustomed to

 

[IlovethePies]

Think this may be the first piece of analysis done in this thread

Strong work

But let's not deter the bile and bias we are accustomed to

I just thought the juxtaposition of a seemingly rational assessment with the bile and bias accentuated the bile and bias beautifully!!