Toast The New Carlton Thread: Lukey Sayers adds his utensil to the wooden spoons

[Horaceg]

Hope its not a cold night or most all of the Carlton flogs will have inny's and it wont have much of an impact

A warm night won’t make much of a difference

 

[The Phantom]

Word I hear is that he is in deep Bantha doo-doo.

 

[Anzacday]

Word I hear is that he is in deep Bantha doo-doo.

Of course he is.
The only possible explanation is an error on his behalf or a scorned wife.
I’m sure if it was the latter even she’d be too embarrassed to post that photo.

 

[NMBB]

Of course he is.
The only possible explanation is an error on his behalf or a scorned wife.
I’m sure if it was the latter even she’d be too embarrassed to post that photo.

I thought the Big Four were full of big d#cks?

 

[Pistol Night]

Of course he is.
The only possible explanation is an error on his behalf or a scorned wife.
I’m sure if it was the latter even she’d be too embarrassed to post that photo.

As much as I hope he gets in deep doo doo wouldn’t that be an open and shut revenge pr0n case and she’d be in deep shit too?

 

[Kirby]

Of course he is.
The only possible explanation is an error on his behalf or a scorned wife.
I’m sure if it was the latter even she’d be too embarrassed to post that photo.

User error is about 99% likely in the scale of possibilities.

 

[jimmy35]

Funny that adding a little teaspoon to a giant wooden spoon collection causes such a stir.

 

[Anzacday]

As much as I hope he gets in deep doo doo wouldn’t that be an open and shut revenge pr0n case and she’d be in deep shit too?

Absolutely.
Probably just say he was hacked and they're unable to find the perpetrator.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Word I hear is that he is in deep Bantha doo-doo.

You reckon he might fall on his sword?

 

[Mollythedolly]

You reckon he might fall on his sword?

Might need something with a bit more penetration.

 

[Pistol Night]

Might need something with a bit more penetration.

Tic Tac?

 

[sr36]

As much as I hope he gets in deep doo doo wouldn’t that be an open and shut revenge pr0n case and she’d be in deep shit too?

Pornography - printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity, intended to stimulate sexual excitement.

She'd get off based on the definition - a nude Luke Sayers wouldn't stimulate sexual excitement in anyone - except Luke Sayers - so no "reasonable person". No case to answer on the pr0n front.

 

[Pistol Night]

Pornography - printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity, intended to stimulate sexual excitement.

She'd get off based on the definition - a nude Luke Sayers wouldn't stimulate sexual excitement in anyone - except Luke Sayers - so no "reasonable person". No case to answer on the pr0n front.

So you're saying the only person they could charge for revenge pr0n against Lukey based on the criteria is himself? What a guy.

 

[Soups]

How many games?

 

[Pistol Night]

How many games?

1 on, 4 off like usual?

 

[HoraceStrasbork]

Pornography - printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity, intended to stimulate sexual excitement.

She'd get off based on the definition - a nude Luke Sayers wouldn't stimulate sexual excitement in anyone - except Luke Sayers - so no "reasonable person". No case to answer on the pr0n front.

What if he was in an American prison?

 

[sr36]

What if he was in an American prison?

Good question. I asked AI if American prisoners are aroused by Sayers' dick picks.

There is no evidence or credible research suggesting that American prisoners or any other group of people have a universal or specific response to images of Luke Sayers.

 

[Pistol Night]

Good question. I asked AI if American prisoners are aroused by Sayers' dick picks.

There is no evidence or credible research suggesting that American prisoners or any other group of people have a universal or specific response to images of Luke Sayers.

"credible research" floored me. Imagine that task

 

[NMBB]

Good question. I asked AI if American prisoners are aroused by Sayers' dick picks.

There is no evidence or credible research suggesting that American prisoners or any other group of people have a universal or specific response to images of Luke Sayers.

Glad you're using AI to help you on BF.

Note of caution - Natural Stupidity will trump () AI anyday

 

[Big Bryza]

How many games?

A 20 x hammy strain deal. Good luck to the kid.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

 

[Pistol Night]

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Yeah OK. In other words "Old pork sword Sayers has some powerful contacts and we cant be bothered digging any further"

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Yeah OK. In other words "Old pork sword Sayers has some powerful contacts and we cant be bothered digging any further"

Yet...

 

[Jen2310]