Toast The New Carlton Thread: Lukey Sayers adds his utensil to the wooden spoons

[lenny20]

As I type this, halfway through the second quarter, both Geelong and the Bulldogs have scored more than Carlton did on Friday

 

[jimmy35]

As I type this, halfway through the second quarter, both Geelong and the Bulldogs have scored more than Carlton did on Friday

NRL sides are scoring more than the Blosers

 

[Chameleon75]

NRL sides are scoring more than the Blosers

on current trajectory, soccer sides will soon be to

 

[jimmy35]

on current trajectory, soccer sides will soon be to

And what a great day that will be

 

[NMBB]

Coping well

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Voss needs to combine his "nourishment" with Buckley's "thick soup" - together they could go places

 

[Chameleon75]

Voss needs to combine his "nourishment" with Buckley's "thick soup" - together they could go places

Vossy’s use of nourishment derives from either

A, doesn’t know what it means but thinks it makes him sound smart

Or b, only has two books on the shelf, management for dummies and breastfeeding for dummies, and he read the latter because he liked the pictures

 

[Fat Jesus]

Voss needs to combine his "nourishment" with Buckley's "thick soup" - together they could go places

Buckley was a pretty good coach. Voss has no idea at all. Dumb arse that sounds like an idjut during press conferences. Embarrassing and the Carlton hierarchy picked this man.

 

[stormskye]

Carlton board don’t believe we will win the flag. I can guarantee they won’t, it’s tough to challenge from the bottom 4

 

[Chameleon75]

Just gold

It doesn't matter. None of it matters. Just give up. It's easier. Renounce and emancipate yourself from the Groundhog Day hellscape that is the bottomless pit of misery and ineptitude of the Carlton Football Club.

 

[Vicky Park]

Oh how it must hurt as a fan, to wake every morning and immediately remember you are…

 

[jimmy35]

Vossy’s use of nourishment derives from either

A, doesn’t know what it means but thinks it makes him sound smart

Or b, only has two books on the shelf, management for dummies and breastfeeding for dummies, and he read the latter because he liked the pictures

Vossys only nourishment is coming from the drip feed on his coaching life support machine. The only reason he hasn’t been sacked yet is because they sack so many coaches they can’t be seen to do it again with The Crazy One right now. It’s beautiful

 

[NMBB]

Carlton board don’t believe we will win the flag. I can guarantee they won’t, it’s tough to challenge from the bottom 4

Why would the Carlton Board be interested in our flag chances? They've got enough to worry about - coach under pressure and a President facing external scrutiny. ........

 

[Pistol Night]

My carlton mate sent me the ladder after round 2 thread

Premature celebration

 

[Pistol Night]

Voss needs to combine his "nourishment" with Buckley's "thick soup" - together they could go places

Vossy should just go on MasterChef. He might be less shit at that

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Carlton board don’t believe we will win the flag. I can guarantee they won’t, it’s tough to challenge from the bottom 4

TAB has us $3, so they don’t think we will either. I wouldn’t be getting up in arms about a B’lose supporter’s opinion.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Join us Sunday for the next exciting episode of the Carlton shitshow where …

… if Essendon beat Carlton at the MCG (likely) …

… and GWS beat North in Tassie (likely) …

… then Carlton will break into the nourishing bottom 4 and find themselves 15th.

 

[jimmy35]

Down down deeper and down

Lets hope the status quo remains for them.

 

[swoop42]

Just checkin.

Yep, Carlton still shite.

Page 71 here we come.

 

[manicpie]

Yeah, but we have Curnow and Mackay

 

[Gone Critical]

Life will be really good if we can win the flag this year.

Don’t care about Carlton.

Jmac you are missing out on one of lifes great joys. Start caring.

 

[jmac70]

Jmac you are missing out on one of lifes great joys. Start caring.

Don’t get me wrong GC, I hate Carlton, and love seeing them down. It’s just that I’m in my 50s now and have only seen two flags.

I need this year to be the third and all my energy is focused on that.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Get around the Hawks next week.

a) keep our advantage over the Bears
b) get closer to climbing above the tankers
c) maintain Bears’ current hoodoo playing at the MCG

 

[SchuPie]

Wish we’d made swapping our 1st round picks a part of the trade for 30 last year

 

[Kawenda]

The Carlton autopsy thread is a thing of broken hearted beauty.

My missus thinks I'm nuts/an arseh*le for laughing out loud at their pain as I read it

 

[Vicky Park]

Have we heard from Snapper yet?