Toast The New Carlton Thread: Lukey Sayers adds his utensil to the wooden spoons

[Fat Jesus]

At half time and full time, I'd be tempted to borrow a Carlton scarf and join the other Carlton fans abusing Carlton players as they trudge up the race.

You would be worse than snapper and give yourself away as a pretender.

 

[NMBB]

You would be worse than snapper and give yourself away as a pretender.

Could sub-contract the abuse to the Barmy Army - they seem to be excelling(?) atm

 

[Captivating]

At half time and full time, I'd be tempted to borrow a Carlton scarf and join the other Carlton fans abusing Carlton players as they trudge up the race.

this aged as well as milk left outside in summer.

 

[jmac70]

this aged as well as milk left outside in summer.

Carlton could still lose this game.

 

[danielnajdek]

this aged as well as milk left outside in summer.

Wow they are beatong GC at the G. Stop the presses. GC are horrible away from home.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Carlton could still lose this game.

Surely Blues can't play like this for another 2 qtrs. Hope Stewy gives them a roasting at half time and they wake up to themselves.

 

[legendstatus]

Everything that has happened with the Blues this year is now all erased

Can you smell what they are cooking ?

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

this aged as well as milk left outside in summer.

Just yelled out that Vossy should get a new contract

Got a few looks of bewilderment in my direction

 

[jmac70]

Just yelled out that Vossy should get a new contract

Got a few looks of bewilderment in my direction

Surely a nine goal quarter deserves a two year extension.

 

[The Majestic]

Kinda sad seeing the Gold Coast getting bullied like this, I had thought by now that they would have been getting themselves into a good place but they still look hopeless.

 

[The Majestic]

Surely a nine goal quarter deserves a two year extension.

Make it five, because he has the Terry Wallace Five Year Plan book.

 

[sr36]

Make it five, because he has the Terry Wallace Five Year Plan book.

Vossys version is a short book.

Step 1: sign contract for 5 years
Step 2: hope we win some games, somehow

 

[jmac70]

Have to be pretty crap to make Carlton look good.

 

[The Majestic]

Vossys version is a short book.

Step 1: sign contract for 5 years
Step 2: hope we win some games, somehow

I've heard he has a copy of Tony Shaw's playbook too.

 

[The Majestic]

Have to be pretty crap to make Carlton look good.

I guess this is why Carlton are happy to keep Gold Coast in the league, they're the only team that makes them look like a premiership team.

 

[Captivating]

I've heard he has a copy of Tony Shaw's playbook too.

Is Trent Hotton still get royalties?

 

[The Majestic]

Is Trent Hotton still get royalties?

I've heard it was a lifetime supply of cardboard boxes.

 

[Markfs]

I just had a 5 minute look at the game and the stats. The carlton crowd seemed to be estatic in the 3rd quarter. Even the commentators seemed excited for some reason. I looked at the stats and a lot of the second tier gold coasters didnt turn up. Alex Sexton

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Alex Sexton

Age

31

Ht

186cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.4

3star

K

8.3

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

3.1

3star

T

2.0

4star

MG

316.2

4star

D

9.6

2star

K

7.3

3star

HB

2.3

2star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.9

3star

D

9.4

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

2.0

4star

got 2 touches and the thing I know about him is that he signed a long term contract on a couple of games when the boat was leaking bad. If they play him, they still dont have enough troops irrespective of what happens in darwin. You'd have to say that the win is a positive thing for voss and thats a good thing. Shocking weekend for footy. The comp really falls away when we dont play.

 

[SchuPie]

After this victory:

• destination club
• every poster now endorses Voss for next 5 years (always knew he’d turn it around)
• all the picks in this year’s draft
• premiers 2023-2028

 

[jimmy35]

Typical flat track bully type of game for the Blosers to win. Anything to give them some form of false hope only for the spirit to be sucked out and then crushed for them again.

 

[stormskye]

Typical flat track bully type of game for the Blosers to win. Anything to give them some form of false hope only for the spirit to be sucked out and then crushed for them again.

Are you saying their last 3 wins which are against north, eagles and Gold Coast off the bye at the mcg aren’t impressive?

 

[unplugged]

You take away that one second quarter burst and they only win by 5 points. Carlton managed a pile on against us in one quarter last year.

Looking forward to seeing them crash back to reality with a nice loss against the almighty Bye this week.

 

[jimmy35]

Are you saying their last 3 wins which are against north, eagles and Gold Coast off the bye at the mcg aren’t impressive?

I’m sure they’re impressed.

 

[unplugged]

I wish someone would make this video for Carlton rather than Port



One of the all time best videos ever made

 

[Markfs]

There's a lesson for pie supporters in the hype generated by the media about the carlton win. Dont believe any of the media crap. Gold coast was ripe for the picking. Interesting that gold coast didnt try in large parts and still broke even in contested possessions. If Carlton is fixed, I like the refurbishment.