Media The new Mrs Turbo helps Turbo raise his bat some more

[Callums_Guns]

With 1 of the most exciting weeks ever seen in Tigerturbulance's career the new Mrs Turbo wanted to do something very special
in the week that Turbo raises his bat. Nerves, excitement, pride, anger so many emotions were going through Turbo's mind this week

When thrown into the interim role of Head House while Ned was travelling with Turbo's ex. I had the pleasure spending time with so many
of our rookies who look to shake up the league this season. I got to spend the day with Mrs Turbo, she spoke with so much passion for the Club,
she set her goals for not only this season but also post qooty career

The new Mrs Turbo spoke about how much she loves fashion and how she can bring that into not only the Old Boys but also
post career, we spent the day on the road to some companies who have reached out to be involved with the Club

We stopped at the 1st Company, they were simply amazing in which the new Mrs Turbo and I will detail below

Mrs Turbo and I would like to announce the 4th Sponsor of the Old Boys will be ;

BRONZE SNAKE not only provided Mrs Turbo with a modelling session but there partnership to the club will also include the following

Naming rights to the The ROS - Rising Star Award for S34
All clothing requirements for lounge and casual wear throughout the season
Ground signage
Rookie post-career development program

New Mrs Turbo had an amazing day in which I heard she could have another career post qooty
(promise Turbo wasn't looking)

Spoiler: Wasn't looking

Spoiler: Honest Turbo I wasn't

Spoiler: Maybe there was a small peak

With such an amazing day for the Club she couldn't wait to share the news with Turbo as what a week he is having this week

Captain of the 13th team into the League
First round and First game in a sold out brand new Spotswood Oval
In his milestone game

That's right in the Old Boys first official game our Captain will raise his bat

Tigerturbulance
150 SFA Games
FUR - 149 games
2 x ALL-SFA
3 x FUR B&F
beez winner
Hot Seat, Hot Tub Media Podcast
and 1 of the most dominating ruckman the league has ever seen


Congratulations Mr and Mrs Turbo what will be a special week for you both !!



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[Jabba73]

3 x B&F winner at the Furies is like being the best looking person when there is only you and a mirror in the room, being the smartest at trivia in a Grade 1 class while you are the teacher and then having the best sense of humour amongst the Moderators.

Please. Better off removing it from your resume.

BTW, congratulations for getting your own thread for your first game at the OOBs Tigerturbulance. Perks of being the captain I guess.

 

[Hate]

Congratulations Tigerturbulance on your 150th Sweet Football Association game.

You were the captain I had at the Fighting Furies.

 

[Robertio]

150 up in OOB's first game, congratulations and well played

 

[Tigerturbulance]

When I read the title Callums_Guns I thought Mrs Turbo had released the 245kg of Love Muscle sex tapes

 

[U2tigers]

When I read the title Callums_Guns I thought Mrs Turbo had released the 245kg of Love Muscle sex tapes

No one releases under 30 seconds of material, reckon you have another few recordings to go.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

When I read the title Callums_Guns I thought Mrs Turbo had released the 245kg of Love Muscle sex tapes

To my husband Tigerturbulance, for lasting 150 games amongst such a bunch of flogs in the SFA sorry Sweet FA
and for all the work that you put into making this a better place (regardless of those said flogs opinions)



Gunna celebrate with you tonight baby - with my newest Bronze Snake attire



Thanks so much to you Callums_Guns
Such a great day to support my career, and another great OOB sponsorship mate. Well done you

 

[U2tigers]

To my husband Tigerturbulance, for lasting 150 games amongst such a bunch of flogs in the SFA sorry Sweet FA
and for all the work that you put into making this a better place (regardless of those said flogs opinions)

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Gunna celebrate with you tonight baby - with my newest Bronze Snake attire

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Thanks so much to you Callums_Guns
Such a great day to support my career, and another great OOB sponsorship mate. Well done you

Apologies be back in 5.

 

[Jabba73]

No one releases under 30 seconds of material, reckon you have another few recordings to go.

 

[Barrybran]

Who was the old Mrs Turbo? I thought Ned_Flanders was Turbo's ex?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Who was the old Mrs Turbo? I thought Ned_Flanders was Turbo's ex?

Ned_Flanders was more my common law wife, nothing to see here Mrs Turbo

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Tigerturbulance congrats on 150 mate, you have been a shining light in here and a very good friend!

I would love to have a beer with you to celebrate this week but it will have to wait till next week as covid has struck.

ISO isn't much fun mate but I'll have a drink for you!



Another side effect of covid..shrinkage.

 

[Braklet]

With 1 of the most exciting weeks ever seen in Tigerturbulance's career the new Mrs Turbo wanted to do something very special
in the week that Turbo raises his bat. Nerves, excitement, pride, anger so many emotions were going through Turbo's mind this week

When thrown into the interim role of Head House while Ned was travelling with Turbo's ex. I had the pleasure spending time with so many
of our rookies who look to shake up the league this season. I got to spend the day with Mrs Turbo, she spoke with so much passion for the Club,
she set her goals for not only this season but also post qooty career

The new Mrs Turbo spoke about how much she loves fashion and how she can bring that into not only the Old Boys but also
post career, we spent the day on the road to some companies who have reached out to be involved with the Club

We stopped at the 1st Company, they were simply amazing in which the new Mrs Turbo and I will detail below

Mrs Turbo and I would like to announce the 4th Sponsor of the Old Boys will be ;

BRONZE SNAKE not only provided Mrs Turbo with a modelling session but there partnership to the club will also include the following

Naming rights to the The ROS - Rising Star Award for S34
All clothing requirements for lounge and casual wear throughout the season
Ground signage
Rookie post-career development program

New Mrs Turbo had an amazing day in which I heard she could have another career post qooty
(promise Turbo wasn't looking)

Spoiler: Wasn't looking

Spoiler: Honest Turbo I wasn't

Spoiler: Maybe there was a small peak

With such an amazing day for the Club she couldn't wait to share the news with Turbo as what a week he is having this week

Captain of the 13th team into the League
First round and First game in a sold out brand new Spotswood Oval
In his milestone game

That's right in the Old Boys first official game our Captain will raise his bat

Tigerturbulance
150 SFA Games
FUR - 149 games
2 x ALL-SFA
3 x FUR B&F
beez winner
Hot Seat, Hot Tub Media Podcast
and 1 of the most dominating ruckman the league has ever seen


Congratulations Mr and Mrs Turbo what will be a special week for you both !!



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You misspelled "peek"

 

[Tigerturbulance]

You misspelled "peek"

I gave you some love because you reposted that excellent media peece by Callums_Guns

 

[Pugsley]

Great job on 150 Turbo. Here is to the next 150.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Congrats on the 150 Tigerturbulance

You're a powerful force in the Land Of Sweet and it's a pleasure to play alongside you.

The fact it happens in the OOB's first game is quite poetic. You've put in a stack of work behind the scenes and it's all come to fruition.

#DoItForTurbo #150forthe245KG

 

[Mrs Turbo]

You misspelled "peek"

I think you may be confusing 2inchmagic with the much larger Callums_Guns

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Congrats on the 150 Tigerturbulance

You're a powerful force in the Land Of Sweet and it's a pleasure to play alongside you.

The fact it happens in the OOB's first game is quite poetic. You've put in a stack of work behind the scenes and it's all come to fruition.

#DoItForTurbo #150forthe245KG

My story in the Sweet F.A. would make a good movie

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Tigerturbulance soon has an opportunity to prove to himself that he isn't a bum in BigFooty, after all. Captain of the Fighting Furies, NaturalDisaster, needs a new challenger. ND has flair, and he wants the fight to be a spectacle. So he chooses Tigerturbulance, knowing what good publicity it will be when he gives a local Richmond poster a shot at the title.

At first, Turbo doesn't think he's good enough to fight ND. But he realizes that he doesn't have to win to prove to himself that he isn't a posting bum. He simply has to "post the distance," which means going head to head with the Furies captain without getting knocked out. No one has ever done that before, and Turbo is determined to be the first.

He trains. He jogs up the steps of the Hippodrome. He punches dumpsters in the carpark. Ned_Flanders, the grandson of the owner of a local bar called Kittens, becomes Turbo's trainer and manager.

On New Year's Day, S25, it's time for the fight of the century—maybe even the biggest fight in The Sweet F.A. history since the Revolutionary War. NaturalDisaster enters the ring dressed as Homer Simpson. He has the skills to back up the showmanship, and he almost knocks Turbo out immediately.

But Turbo holds on. Ned advises him to go for ND's ribs, and Turbo hits him so hard, he breaks a few. Turbo also gets his precious pink nose broken, but he keeps his cool and doesn't let that stop him.

He goes the distance with the Furies captain. He doesn't win the fight, but he doesn't care, because he has proven his own self-worth. And he has Mrs Turbo. She rushes from the locker room, through the crowd, and onto the ring to embrace Turbo, swollen pink face and all. The two soulmates say "I love you" for the first time, and the movie ends with this romantic knockout.



Disclaimer: this may or may not be a blatant rip off of someone else story.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Congrats on the 150 Tigerturbulance

Condolences on the 150 Mrs Turbo

 

[Braklet]

I gave you some love because you reposted that excellent media peece by Callums_Guns

In any case, many cheers for the 150, let's hope for 150 more.

 

[Chipmunk]

Congrats Tigerturbulance , look forward to playing find the chipmunk soon!

 

[Pugsley]

Great thread title. Leave it Pugsley.