Oppo Camp The Non-North Footy Discussion & Matchday Chat Thread (NNFD&MCT) VIII

[Roosurgence]

Who's playing on Waterman? Toby Pink's most I50 marks against record is under serious threat. At least that was on Curnow.

Don’t worry you know that Richmond will extract our Pick 19 this year from Rawlings for him.

 

[Roostorm]

Ahhhhh......good to be home.

sigh*.

 

[Marstermind]

One of three things:

The players on the whole, are simply not AFL standard.

The players don’t believe in what they’re being taught.

The players are mentally cooked.

Actually, no need to choose.

It’s all three.

Certainly all three. But I'd tinker with point two. The players don't believe they are capable of doing what they're being taught.

 

[Roosurgence]

How did the Swines lose to these shittrucks?

 

[Samsquanch]

We don't look capable of beating anyone.

Richmond?

 

[Kangapirate]

Still crack up at the carry on over our win against GC in the final round last year, a team that was intent on making sure they lost to us. Yet it was sold like a culture building exercise on our part.

Make no mistake we arent beating anyone by merit any time soon. Our only chance of winning a game this year will be late on if we happen to match up with someone that has intent to lose to us.

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Great, WC winning too, so everyones going to go spare on here for a week.

 

[Roostorm]

So if we stay anchored to the bottom of the table….cue the fake outrage from media / expert fans about us getting whatever pick(s) ……oh the melts ….
As the AC/DC song goes…it’s a (f*#&#) long way to the top…..
It’s going to be a long year……

 

[kool kangas]

Finishing last again...can we get another Priority Pick as well as pick#1...

 

[scottywiper]

Still crack up at the carry on over our win against GC in the final round last year, a team that was intent on making sure they lost to us. Yet it was sold like a culture building exercise on our part.

Make no mistake we arent beating anyone by merit any time soon. Our only chance of winning a game this year will be late on if we happen to match up with someone that has intent to lose to us.

Winning culture tho! Past five weeks have shown how much that means!

 

[TurnoverMerchant]

I was called out for overreacting last week when I highlighted how much better the Eagles looked than us. Safe to say I am feeling even more vindicated now. Not that I even am happy being right in this scenario.

We are going to finish last this season again. This is an absolute travesty for the club. A club of our insignificant stature simply cannot afford to be down for so long. I am beginning to grow concerned about the future of our club's existence.

 

[Roosurgence]

What really stings is that Geelong will get a free kick next year of picking up Taryn Thomas for nothing.

I actually hope he is a disaster and destabilises them for the shit he put our club through.

**** second chances!

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Eagles look okay, but tigers are playing like absolute dog shit.

Wouldn't be claiming any kind of moral win just yet.

 

[JGreezy]

WC aren't home, yet. They look cooked. The problem is that Richmond look trash.

Edit: okay, now they're home

 

[Roosurgence]

Typical of North to finish last in another year where the No.1 Pick will most like be a Father Son or tied to a Northern Academy.

 

[Roosurgence]

Is Laura Kane responsible for this farce of reviewing everything?

I can see her setting footy back if this is the shit she is going to bring in?

 

[LB2Snake]

Can just see us finishing last and there is no real standout pick 1 this year. Terrific.
Harley Reid is flipping unbelievable BTW. Plays like an actual man. Loves contact. Exactly what we need. We’d play him at HB though.

 

[JGreezy]

Can just see us finishing last and there is no real standout pick 1 this year. Terrific.
Harley Reid is *ing unbelievable BTW. Plays like an actual man. Loves contact. Exactly what we need. We’d play him at HB though.

Smilie might be a standout pick for our needs

 

[Hojuman]

Typical of North to finish last in another year where the No.1 Pick will most like be a Father Son or tied to a Northern Academy.

Be built like Carey, run like Buddy, kick like Hudson, and break tackles like Dusty.

Meet Achilles Donohue. F/S Geelong.

 

[DarkPhoenix]

West coast aren't even playing that good.

Tigers are just that bad.

It's like a comedy of errors in slow motion

 

[Roosurgence]

How did Jy Simpkin

12

Jy Simpkin

Age

26

Ht

183cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.0

4star

K

7.9

3star

HB

8.1

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

3.3

5star

CL

2.9

4star

D

20.6

5star

K

11.0

4star

HB

9.6

5star

M

2.0

2star

T

3.5

4star

CL

5.5

5star

D

10.0

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.4

4star

CL

0.2

2star

get to Optus Oval so quickly and why is he wearing the Eagles No.11?

 

[Ischenko]

I was called out for overreacting last week when I highlighted how much better the Eagles looked than us. Safe to say I am feeling even more vindicated now. Not that I even am happy being right in this scenario.

We are going to finish last this season again. This is an absolute travesty for the club. A club of our insignificant stature simply cannot afford to be down for so long. I am beginning to grow concerned about the future of our club's existence.

Round five. Worry about the things you can control. Go kick your cat or something.

 

[Roosurgence]

This game is shitfest.

Richmond out shitting the Eagles.

When can we play a side like these that doesn’t punish turnover?

Look at the players kicking goals, Jake Waterman

2

Jake Waterman

Age

26

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.3

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

5.2

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.8

2star

K

7.8

3star

HB

2.0

1star

M

5.8

5star

T

0.3

1star

G

1.5

5star

D

12.2

3star

K

7.6

3star

HB

4.6

4star

M

4.6

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.8

4star

and some Richmond bloke I don’t know.

 

[Roosurgence]

Round five. Worry about the things you can control. Go kick your cat or something.

Is the cat named Dylan?

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Round five. Worry about the things you can control. Go kick your cat or something.

**** off. Don't say that. He probably would.