The overwhelming, sheer embarrassment of being a Norf supporter.

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I remember 2014 vividly.

Seems that your colleagues do as well, and are appropriately playing hide and seek as a result.
Or inappropriately playing hide and seek, depending on who you know :hearts:

I do remember 2014 too though, darling. The end result of the Grand Finale was the same as 2012 however - I got extremely hammered!
 

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It's a massive rivalry due to our top 2 midfields:

Griffen, Ward, Higgins v Cunnington, Swallow, Dal Santo, Wells.

Like I said, there is no rivalry.
 
Imagine when being asked by someone be it a work colleague, new acquaintance a female you're trying to impres etc.

When they drop that dreaded question you fear being asked as a norf supporter.

They ask you what team you barrack for and you fumble and stutter over the thought as the you mumble that single dreaded cursed word out... norf, oh how you hate it so, it's now too late it has escaped your lips and you can't take it back or do anything to change it.

You are severely embarrassed but you try clumsily to make some daft joke about it to take the edge off it a bit but it's too late and has no effect.

The person who asked the question just stares at you with a blank look for a second then just s******s at the thought, then tells you how sorry they feel for you and you know you have lost their respect they think lower of you as a person now and there will be no drinks, no friendship from now on nothing just loneliness and the thought about when you will be attending the next norf game with the rest of your povvo supporters to cheer that old wank Brent and his mates on.

When your youngest Premiership player is 81 years old, you're trolling uphill with square wheels.
 

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You are right...it is a no contest...McCrae, Bonts & Libba > Norf
This suggests otherwise.

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Love the way the chook throws a grenade and then doesn't hang around to defend his work.

Quality poster :$
Well when you throw a grenade, you don't want to be anywhere near your work. C'mon, Melty.
 
Find employment and stop bludging off hard working Aussies, you silly overdone chook.
I am the proud owner of 15 Charcoal Chicken chains thank you very much, you would shit bricks if you found out how much $ I make little boy

Love the way the chook throws a grenade and then doesn't hang around to defend his work.

Quality poster :$
I'm still here you fool
 
Imagine when being asked by someone be it a work colleague, new acquaintance a female you're trying to impres etc.

When they drop that dreaded question you fear being asked as a norf supporter.

They ask you what team you barrack for and you fumble and stutter over the thought as the you mumble that single dreaded cursed word out... norf, oh how you hate it so, it's now too late it has escaped your lips and you can't take it back or do anything to change it.

You are severely embarrassed but you try clumsily to make some daft joke about it to take the edge off it a bit but it's too late and has no effect.

The person who asked the question just stares at you with a blank look for a second then just s******s at the thought, then tells you how sorry they feel for you and you know you have lost their respect they think lower of you as a person now and there will be no drinks, no friendship from now on nothing just loneliness and the thought about when you will be attending the next norf game with the rest of your povvo supporters to cheer that old wank Brent and his mates on.
U know what they call female Dogs? Now go back in ur Kennel..
 

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