Competitions The Sausage Roll: Finals (week four).

[grassman75]

You have passed my test.

I will give myself the Greg Denham Medal for being first, not right.

Have you been eliminated yet....

 

[Dayzleeper]

Cox 23 carried over
Mihocek 15 carried over
De Goey 11 carried over
Stephenson 18
Yeo 22 carried over
Kennedy 7 carried over
Rioli 20 carried over (c)
Hurn 52

Nice to get the chocolates last week, especially after being eliminated first round of 'the roll

Hurn my wildcard, might see the big man step up for his troops



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[X_box_X]

Have you been eliminated yet....

Not yet.

Maybe after the first quarter.

 

[bontshow]

The following teams have not yet selected their Grand Final teams.

StringyDog
Dayzleeper
giblj
boydshow
TempletonTheRat
bobs head soup

Thanks mate

Jordan De Goey (C)
Will Hoskin Elliot
Brodie Mihocek
Josh Thomas
Jaidyn Stephenson
Mason Cox
Travis Varcoe
Steele Sidebottom

 

[StringyDog]

Venables Captain
Ryan
Sidebottom
Pendlebury
Vardy
Rioli
Trelor
Shuey

 

[grassman75]

Not yet.

Maybe after the first quarter.

Likely story....

I foresee mid quarter rule changes...oh look, I won my own comp....

 

[X_box_X]

Likely story....

I foresee mid quarter rule changes...oh look, I won my own comp....

I will only change the rules if it looks like you're about to beat me.

 

[giblj]

J. De Goey (COL) 11 (carrying over)
B. Mihocek (COL) 15 (carrying over)
T. Varcoe (COL) 23
S. Sidebottom (COL) 26
J. Kennedy (WC) 7 (capt.)
W. Rioli (WC) 20 (carrying over)
N. Vardy (WC) 27
M. Hutchings (WC) 37

 

[bobs head soup]

Cox (Captain)
Mihocek
Thomas
Sidebottom
Lecras
Kennedy
Ryan
Rioli

 

[TempletonTheRat]

Darling 11 (co)
WHE 15
Cripps 17 (co)
Thomas 17 (co) Capt
Stephenson 18 (co)
Rioli 20 (co)
Vardy 27
Phillips 30

 

[Yojimbo]

A big thank you to X_box_X for running the competition and his colourful charts.

And just remember, after the rats little choke,
it is tight at the top,
the game will decide,
who will rise and who flops,
the winner will be grinning,
write it in the book,
one final chance for grassman,
to have an epic sook,
now if Nathan Vardy kicks six,
don't be too annoyed,
as Yojimbo waltzes out carrying the Tom Boyd.

 

[grassman75]

And there is the bell,
The Pies lose another
Thank ****ing hell
Amen to that brother

I don't know who won
The sausage fest
We had lots of fun
Hanging shit on X Box in jest

Now some of you think Yojimbo's a good bloke
But he picked Vardy to kick 6
And bagged out The Rat for having a choke
Suck on that you bastard for being a prick

Darling shit himself again
It must be a hex
But his game today was nothing
Compared to big Tex

I'm glad it's all over
Not winning flags sucks ass
You can search for a 4 leaf clover
But all you will find is more bullshit from grass


Thanks X - just tell me ALL the rules next time

Xxx

 

[Yojimbo]

Now some of you think Yojimbo's a good bloke
But he picked Vardy to kick 6
And bagged out The Rat for having a choke
Suck on that you bastard for being a prick

Harsh but fair, little choke is hardly a bagging.
Can't wait for the chart so I can crown the "Homer Simpson" medallist.

 

[X_box_X]

 

[X_box_X]

The Tom Boyd Medal

Congratulations to Dayzleeper, the winner of the Tom Boyd Medal for scoring the most points on Grand Final Day. Their total of 199 points was just enough to get them across the line against boydshow, who scored 196 points.

 

[X_box_X]

The Brad Johnson Medal

The moment you have been waiting for. The most prestigious award available in The Sausage Roll.

In a dramatic final round of competition, our Quarter Time, Half Time and Three Quarter Time leader, TempletonTheRat, has fallen at the last hurdle and has finished on the podium with a third place finish and an overall score of 717.

Finishing in second place was boydshow, the team who was the outstanding team after Quarter Time. Their 196 point Grand Final performance was enough to catapult them into second position overall with a total of 721 points. After the match, their list manager Terry Wallace had the following to say after boydshow's underwhelming first quarter.

"I don't know about you blokes, but I can't ****en bare losing a game like that. Look, fantastic effort, but what does a ******* fantastic effort mean? It doesn't get us anything. We don't get diddly-squat. We don't get a point. They don't give us something just ****en for getting close. It means nothing. If you can think that I'm gonna be happy walking into this room when we get beaten still, we can't be. We just can't accept it. I don't know about you guys. Like, if I see one bloke walking out of here getting a pat on the back for a good effort, I'll spew up, because it's just not acceptable. We were rabble in that first quarter. Absolutely bloody disgraceful. Absolutely disgraceful. Yeah, three quarters - we worked our asses off. We worked our backsides off to get back into the game, but the game is about 120 minutes of footy, and that was the most winnable one that we'd get for a long time, and we just pissed it down the drain. We absolutely pissed that game down the drain. Don't any one of you forget about it."

It is only fitting that the competition's winner was perhaps the most consistent team across all four weeks, never scoring below 167 points and scoring the second most points in the first and third weeks. Congratulations to JoshFunkley, winner of the Brad Johnson Medal, scoring a massive 775 points - 54 points ahead of their nearest rival.

 

[dogwatch]

Lol grassman

 

[dogwatch]

And yojimbo the early crow

 

[X_box_X]

 

[X_box_X]

The Jack Collins Medal

A high quality Champions League Final saw the top three teams separated by just nine points.

The bronze medal goes to our Brad Johnson Medallist, JoshFunkley, scoring 190 points.

The silver medal goes to boydshow, who has a habit of finishing second. Rumour has it that Eddie McGuire is head-hunting boydshow to replace Nathan Buckley as their head coach for 2019. Their score of 196 wasn't quite enough in the end.

Congratulations to Dayzleeper, the outstanding team of the week with 199 points. You now have the Jack Collins Medal to add to your Tom Boyd Medal.

 

[Fossie 32]

Look it wasn't the result I envisaged, I don't really know what to feel right now, there's a lot more talk over the left shoulder than the right, but I'm really proud of The Boys.

Thanks X_Box for doing this for us and well done to Josh Funkley [is that a real person?] and Dayzleeper

 

[WallyStringhaus]

That was fun...consider me a definite starter for the pieman next year!

 

[Fossie 32]

That was fun...consider me a definite starter for the pieman next year!

Me too Wally

 

[giblj]

Pretty happy with my granny. Cheers boxy, good bit of fun for the finals

 

[Yojimbo]

Homer Simpson Medallist:
StringyDog 22 Donuts from 32 selections or 68.75 %
Congratulations StringyDog.

JoshFunkley 7 Donuts from 32 selections or 21.88 %
The only player to have Eight Goal kickers in one round.
The only player in single figures in the crack field.