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I’ve only just turned on the radio about 10 mins ago and some of the stuff I’ve already heard about Folau from the SEN commentators is some of the most embarrassing sh*t I have ever heard. Walls actually kind of suggested that some of the Giants senior players should go out of their way to get Folau a touch of the ball (WTF!!!) and Folau went near the ball before and the commentators just blew their load.

It’s just not SEN to be fair, the whole AFL Media have embarrassed themselves with Israel. They’re all small time w***ers.
 
it was funny listening to the pies fans on Friday Night on FFS. Mark from Bacchus Marsh rang up and said that "it was all McGuire's fault, that Buckley can't coach and Rocket Eade and Robert Harvey where both losers who had never achieved anything in their careers". Finey ended up giving him the arse and then he rang under a nome de plume and started again!

Then last night some St Kilda woman rang SJP at about 12.30 this morning saying she could not sleep on Friday night and had"cried all day" because of what Mark from Bacchus Marsh said about Robert Harvey - honestly its like the joke calls on the Coodabeens except the joke callers are more intelligent!!!
 
Contra Mundum said:
it was funny listening to the pies fans on Friday Night on FFS. Mark from Bacchus Marsh rang up and said that "it was all McGuire's fault, that Buckley can't coach and Rocket Eade and Robert Harvey where both losers who had never achieved anything in their careers". Finey ended up giving him the arse and then he rang under a nome de plume and started again!

Then last night some St Kilda woman rang SJP at about 12.30 this morning saying she could not sleep on Friday night and had"cried all day" because of what Mark from Bacchus Marsh said about Robert Harvey - honestly its like the joke calls on the Coodabeens except the joke callers are more intelligent!!!
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WTF! She has issues.

Should rate a mention in Peaky's segment. ;)
 

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Grunk: I think that’s a key … I think that the Carlton ruckmen with Kreuzer back in form as well is going to have a big bearing on the game.
KB: Did he get bowled over by Hudson last week, Kreuzer?

Grunk: Well I just think it was his second game back for the year. Don’t worry, I mean he’ll be cherry ripe for this game here. And I think the fact that Jolly-
KB: Well Jolly will be too big for Kreuzer.

Grunk: Jolly will almost have to do it on his own.
KB: Kreuzer’s not a really big ruckman.
Grunk: The two-pronged attack may well get Collingwood this week.

Meanwhile aboard H.G. Wells time machine in another radio universe:
Last night, Kreuzer and Hampson just destroyed Jolly. He looks like the ruck coach with the ruck bag letting the ruckman jump on him. :D
-“Lethal” Leigh Matthews

Yes he never, never, ever backs down. Forget distraught Demons fans hitting the late-week schnapps to deal with their hated man of venom, Greg Denham, it was clearly time for Blues fans to grab a morning bourbon to help deal with a double shot of the man suffering the blues after the Tigers 0-2 start to the season. Kevin Bartlett’s big Pies/Blues predictions started badly and only went downhill in a hapless Thursday-Friday double-shot duel with Grunk Denham. Will or will not KB finally hitch a ride on the Blues 2012 bandwagon on Monday morning?

Grunk: Good morning, KB. I think you should put up or shut up. Why? You’ve come out with an amazing prediction that Carlton will get flogged by Collingwood. Why!?
KB: Collingwood’s a far better side and they’ve proven to be a far better side. They’ve got better forwards, they’ve got a better defence, and they’ve got a better midfield. And it’s always panned out that way.
…
Grunk: Yes, well the Blues did run over Richmond pretty easy and-
KB: No they did not!
Grunk: And easily accounted for Brisbane.
…
KB: Well if they lose this it could start three successive loses for the Blues. They’ve got a tough-
Grunk: [irate] Ohh cut it out, Kevin-
KB: They’ve got the Bombers next week who they hate playing … then they play Freo in Freo.
Grunk: [exasperated] Please!
KB: So if they lose to Collingwood, probably three loses on the trot.
…
Sam from Sunbury: You talk about Dr. Turf; you must be the quirkiest and antagonistic person to have this talkback conversation because you like stirring Carlton supporters, don’t you.
KB: No, no, I love Carlton. I respect Carlton enormously. I just think unfortunately they’ve got a head of themselves a little bit in the pre-season. As I say, I think this is the moment of truth for Carlton.

A Conspiracy Question by Jon LeBaron-Ralph off the SEN Thursday Interchange Bench:
JLR: Now KB I did listen to some of your lunatic comments this morning; have you and Jim from Hawthorn ever been spotted in the same room because I’ve never actually seen Jim apologize and I worry about you as well? Why wouldn’t you say "I put Carlton ninth"-
KB: I‘ll apologize but, ah, over what?
JLR: Well, the fact you don’t rate Carlton.
KB: I said it was their moment of truth. …
[…]
KB: Well I don’t know whether they are a very good side. I don’t have them making the eight. I have them finishing ninth, Carlton. I have some doubts on Carlton, we’ll see as the season goes on. And if they lose this particular game, then they’ve got to play Freo and they’ve got to play the Bombers so they could lose three on the trot. And you may be coming in here and writing a story in the Herald Sun or putting it in The BUZZ saying maybe Carlton’s overrated and got ahead of themselves.
JLR: If they win will you admit your were wrong because you’re not amazing at admitting that, KB, it’s fair to say?
KB: Well if they can beat Collingwood I’ll jump on the bandwagon, don’t you worry about that.

:DDoubts Arising on Tyrone Vickey Greatness:
It’s hard to be better than Kreuzer if he’s playing for Coburg.
-KB on a struggling contemporary No. 29

Well done to the man with the go-go gadget arms. Dustin Fletcher hits a great milestone tomorrow night. Three hundred and fifty games and still going strong. I can still vividly recall him running down Jeff Garlett last year. And who could forget his booming seventy metre bomb in kicking a goal in the same match. He’s played on all the goal-kicking greats and surely he stands tall alongside Steve Silvagni and Matthew Scarlett as one of the modern game great defenders. Let’s hope he goes on and on and on.
I’m KB, that’s my Take

Caller Sam: I’m glad KB’s tipping Collingwood so put your money on Carlton.
KB: Nine* from nine last week, Sam.
Grunk: Three from nine round one, Sam!
(* Officially tipped Pies after gas-bagging all week how the Tiges would get the points in round two)

KB’s Round Three Blues in Summary:
Believes the Blues have not bridged the gap yet after losing the last five to Collingwood and the Pies form has been better that Carlton’s this year. … The Maggies had a cracking game against the Hawks and “then they had to fight hard to beat the Tigers." … Carlton doesn’t believe they can beat Collingwood due to being mentally gone. … Blues defence cannot hold Cloke, Daws, Jolly, Pendlebury, Swann, and Daisy. … The Blues forwards are “iffy” and not expecting to see Betts taking mark of the year again. … In twenty-two finals games against Richmond the Blues have only won five times. … Blames the media being caught up in the Carlton pre-season hype about a premiership year in 2012. … “Collingwood’s had a pretty tough draw. Tougher than Carlton’s.” … “The fact that [Carlton] only had thirty-nine scoring shots against Brisbane tells me that the forward line is struggling. Have you seen Brisbane’s back-line? Couldn’t beat SEN.” … “They do have Jolly playing and Cam Wood has come back into the side. And they’re pretty tall. They might be a bit too tall for Kreuzer.” … “I tell ya, I’ve never seen a group of supporters more confident than Carlton fans. They just believe this year they are so much better than ever other club in the competition.”

On Richmond’s Chances:
Grunk: KB, if Richmond happen to get beaten by Melbourne which just can’t happen-
KB: I’m leaving. I’m leaving town.
Grunk: Well there’ll be a few blokes just keep walking wouldn’t-
KB: Me! I’m gonna walk to Brisbane.
Grunk: It can’t happen can it?
KB: Nooo, there’s no way known. Richmond will destroy Melbourne. I mean who has more to lose on Saturday, Richmond or Melbourne?
Grunk: Pretty obvious [LOL]
KB: But I would’ve thought the Tigers have got the most to lose. And there’s no way known; they’re the greatest certainties ever. I’m surprised that some of the betting agencies are even betting on this.

The Tiger seat dilemma:
Grunk: No, two hundred seats that are given to the Richmond footy club to distribute.
KB: How many can stand?
Gunk: A thousand. So if you are the first thousand to get in there, Tigers can be well armed.
KB: [sarcastically] Ahh, in’t that nice! So the Cats will allow you to stand will they?
Grunk: There’s a thousand standing room.
KB: Any chance of Geelong supporters standing and giving up the thousand seats to Richmond fan who are driving down to Simmonds Stadium?
Grunk: Don’t ask silly questions.
KB: [Of course he asks again] Well is there any chance of that happening, [Grunk]?
Grunk: [Of course he answers] Non whatsoever.
KB: Well that’s how pathetic they are down there.

Clutching at straws:
If Tyrone had of fired against Collingwood and Jack Riewoldt had of fired against Collingwood, they more than likely would’ve beaten the Pies.

Little Big Man:
Cranky caller Joan: Kevin, you are the most insulting little man, to say, “Oh, are they even betting on this game” against Richmond, to me is just pathetic. Melbourne are at the lowest ebb of all time, and for you, with your reputation, and your club’s reputation, to think you’re superior to anyone is just grossly-
KB: Didn’t you ring up the other day, Joan, and you bagged Melbourne which is your club? You said you were disgusted with your team.
Cranky Joan: I didn’t BAGGG them.
KB: You said you were disgusted with them.
Cranky Joan: I said I was DISAPPOINTED with them.
KB: Well I’m disappointed with ém too and I don’t; look, are they betting on the game. Joan?:D That’s what I’m trying to find out. I’m tying to find out whether they’re betting on this game.
Grunk: I think it’s terrible that-
KB: The bookmakers come out and they were suggesting that with Gold Coast Games and Giants games that they’re not betting on those games because they’re gimmes. Now in this case obviously Richmond, it’s a gimme game against Melbourne. No-one in their right mind would tip Melbourne to beat Richmond. …
Grunk: And to call you a little man. That’s disgraceful.
KB: Aw, I’m a Collingwood six-footer.

KB Tips:
Collingwood, Richmond, Port Adelaide, Fremantle, Essendon, West Coast, St. Kilda, Hawthorn, Geelong.
The world’s alleged greatest tipster KB has 3, 9*, and 6 for a total of 18.
Self-confessed terrible tipster Jon LeBaron-Ralph has tipped 23 after three rounds.

Humour of the Day:
Eleven hundred and eighty-four handballs – not quite as many as you.
Grunk Denham to KB on Dustin Fletcher’s career statistics

Gee, you must sleep well.
Grunk Denham to caller who dreamt about Essendon 2012 premiership Weg poster.

Fact of the Week:
There’s a lot of things you can’t explain at Melbourne and that’s why Richmond will win – easy.
Grunk “Venom” Denham

Best Fact:
(via SMS) Eighty-eight current AFL listed players were not born when Dustin Fletcher had his debut.

The Great Myths:
Jeff Kennett saying Geelong players didn’t have the mental toughness of the Hawthorn players.
[Kermit Bretheraton] saying Aaron James will be as good if not better than Wayne Carey.
Herald Sun digital pass will stay at 40 cents.
Sub rule will kill ruckmen.
Richmond will play finals this year.
Scott Gumbleton will be fit by round one.


KB: Carlton taking on Collingwood and we’ll find out whether that’s one of the great myths of football, and that is the Carton Football Club.
JLR: And if you’re wrong?
KB: [silent pause] I’m never wrong.:eek:


Quote:
There’s no one at the moment that’s got more egg on their face this year than you KB after the whole pre-season, leading up to the Tigers, round one – bang, whooshka.
-Grunk “Venom”Denham

Carlton 18-14-132 d Collingwood 9-8-62
 
Hungry for a Fading Tyrone​

Now Mick Malthouse has to be careful doesn’t come out looking like a sourpuss. When he comes out swinging against the Pies he’s gotta make certain he doesn’t take on Nathan Buckley. We all know there was a lot of heartburn in the handover to Buckley. Malthouse in his media role has to be honest in his assessments. The Pies have a litany of injuries and were completely outplayed by the :eek:premiership favourites:eek: and there was always going to be a transition period. He doesn’t have to pull his punches but he shouldn’t dip his mitts in glass.
I’m KB, that’s my Take

Well, looks like someone has begrudgingly hitched his caboose to the Blues’ premiership favourite train ride. … Babbling buffoonery with the master buffoon, Putz Smith should liven up the pecking fight between Eddie J. McGuire and ex-coach, the Double M. … Smitty starts by patting himself on the back for predicting the Malthouse saga would derail the club. Opening favourite word of the day for KB is sourpuss. … KB muses on the possibility that Double M is going out of his way to not support Buckley and Smith thinks that’s pretty obvious and doesn’t see MM backing off anytime soon.

Off to the Mensa Talkback Society segment of the show. Hopefully some of Mark Fine’s audience will ring in to liven up proceedings with some comical over the top rants. … Can Buckley have to success with MM slagging from the press box is the current theme. … Here we go again, Putz gets another pat on the back, this time from KB, which Putz totally accepts, for predicting last year that the only thing that could beat Collingwood last year was hubris. Meh, I’d throw into that mix, Jimmy Bartel, too.

Hmmm, doesn’t seem to be any expediency this morning to debate the words “premiership favourites” that featured in the Take. KB should be loving MM for skewing the major HFS issue away from the airwaves. But surely Blues diehards can’t be far away. Indigenous players having excellent years have both SEN talking heads handing out pats on the back to each other. Sooner or later it had to come, and finally it is addressed. Yikes and gadzooks!

KB: Carlton were fantastic against Collingwood. I thought Collingwood could actually win that game but they were just completely outclassed. They now look like they’re premiership favourites at the moment. And even I’ve got to say, [Putz], they impressed me! … Well Kreuzer and Hampson were absolutely outstanding and Judd, I reckon that’s one of the best games I’ve seen him play. … He absolutely destroyed Collingwood. Murphy was terrific and Carrazzo did a great job on Pendlebury. … It was a fantastic performance. Maybe, maybe, we’re just not giving Carlton enough credit.

Whoaaaa there a minute – “we’re” just not giving Carlton enough credit? Who’s “we”? Smith asks the elephant in the room question:
Putz: Have you given Kreuzer enough credit? (aaa-ha)
KB: [momentary pause] He was fantastic. Tyrone Vickery played another shocker for the Tigers, [Putz].:eek:
Putz: Yep.
KB: Ahh well – Michael’s from Spotswood, g’day Michael (Putz LOL’s in background)

Finally a Blues caller sticks it to KB for his ridiculous comments about Carlton and his only defence is the “don’t get ahead of yourself” line. … Are we going to get an honest appraisal and admittance of erroneousness regarding the Kreuzer/Vickery comparison, requests caller Specky, through Putz?

Putz: I think there is now mounting evidence, Kevin [LOL].
KB: Let me say this, Tyrone Vickery had been the most disappointing player I think in AFL football this year. He come off a fantastic season last year, he was set to fly, and what he’d shown last year he was going to sidle up alongside Matthew Kreuzer. It’s fair to say, Specky that Matthew Kreuzer had accelerated away from Tyrone Vickery at the moment, who could be playing for Coburg next week . … Kreuzer was great the other night … he’s my favourite player [LOL] … TYRONE DO SOMETHING FOR GOD’S SAKE!:D

KB’s “moment of truth” phrase attributed to Carlton last week returns this time attached to the Cat-conquering Kangas. … Back to Pies, Pies, Pies, and KB couldn’t be happy to have the discussion on anything other than Carlton. … The big gala night at the Westpac Asylum for former coach, MM now may be in doubt. Putz thinks Eddie is flicking through his diary as they speak erasing a number of future dates.

Forget Grunk Denham who has been hitting Melbourne bullseyes this year, it’s now Mr. Smith who is troubleshooting the Demons woes. “Rubble or Rabble” is apparently his paper article today: Not working hard for their coach … no success over forty-eight years … getting bashed in two GF appearances … nobody there who’s been successful (duck Cameron Schwab) … Neeld is starting again … Schwab has been CEO for about eight years; no higher than fourth; mostly fifteenth or sixteenth; poor record at Fremantle; a CEO who has never been in a successful environment and he is CEO (I said duck).

Lots of love for the Little Master and Putz in particular loved Karmichael Hunt’s game, but yet again he dumped on Izzy at GWS. … Hmmm, also sounds like another deadpan slap at Mark Fine by Putz thrown in for whatever reason. … A miserable, sad, and forlorn Dees fan laments the moribund Melbourne FC. … KB asks if there is one Demons player there that has an x-factor and can be a star. And quickly goes to commercial to give the listeners the required thinking time for such a perplexing question.

Carlton fan hammers KB who resorts to one of his many catchy aphorisms in “you’ve done nothing but pump up your tyres.” KB wants one more week before throwing in the towel on his Vickery affection. He adds that the contest could be back on if Tyrone plays a few “killer-dillers in a row.” Putz is not impressed and KB continues his folly by resurrecting the sidler again:
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The Sidler! Returns.
KB: I didn’t say he was not a better player, I said he’d sidle up alongside him.

Ahhh, the return of the Sidler! Just what did KB previously say? Let’s check the SEN Hungry for Archives.
KB on March 23: Now I want to throw this up – is Tyrone Vickery better than Matthew Kreuzer and will he prove to be a better player than Matthew Kreuzer? I think Matthew Kreuzer will be a tremendous player for Carlton, but I don’t think he’s going to be any better than Tyrone Vickery. I think Tyrone Vickery can cover him in every aspect of the game and he showed that last year. He kicked thirty-six goals last year, Tyrone Vickery. He was the biggest improver out of all the tall players - young players - in the competition. And I think he can match Kreuzer. So if Kreuzer is going to be number one I reckon he’s actually gonna be number two because Vickery will be in front of him.

This weekend’s much used “don’t ring the bell after round three,” continues the metaphor mayhem by the next non-Carlton caller. … KB flashes in on cue with “don’t get ahead of yourself,” for Carlton listeners. … He then contemplates the fallout for Carlton if the Dons were able to win this week and he is quickly encouraged by Putz not to open old wounds. Kev rationalizes his Essendon winning theory. … Now he’s feeling the power return and goes to the last ad break predicting, “I think the Tigers are going to – cream the Cats.” … Flathead from Woodend lends his one-eyed opinion to KB’s Richmond bloviating which only encourages Bartlett bell ringing after one Tigers win.

KB: Well the Tigers have got a chance. They beat ‘em down there in a practice game … a couple of years ago beat them at Yea as well … but, you know, the Tigers, their form against Carlton wasn’t too bad and their form against Collingwood wasn’t too bad … and of course, there was no betting on the game against Melbourne:D … they may stretch the Cats. I think they’re a real chance.

Close to hour’s end which means strange callers and this day is no different as the Double M gets blamed for leaving Collingwood’s list in “disarray” and now may not make the eight. KB lists the Pies’ myriad injuries and setbacks adding that he still thinks top four is a chance. Surely too many morning designer tea bags today.

SMS: [Putz], how can you say Israel is costing them a spot on the list? Tyrone Vickery has had 3, 7, and 4 touches for the Tigers. Should he be given the lemonade as well?
SMS: Mick’s dinner is now stand-up finger food affair.

Guus of the Week: Our wonderful Pup - Michael Clarke
Goose of the Week: Nathan Tinkler
 
Hungry for Good EyeSight​

Now Friday night sees the homecoming of Ross Lyon, the now, and new Fremantle coach plots against his once beloved Saints. Many St. Kilda fans believe Ross Lyon ran out on them. Dumped the Saints for a more lucrative deal with the Dockers. What I do know is that Lyon did take St. Kilda on a magnificent journey; made them one of the most respected teams in the competition. Players thrived under Lyon and he gave them a hard edge! The bubble may have burst, let’s hope Saints supporters give Lyon the respect he deserves.
I’m KB, that’s my Take

Yep, I’m betting Saints fans give the “What have you done for me lately” treatment. Putz thinks Saints fans may give him a warm welcome. He seriously says he’d be upset and a bit disappointed if there was any backlash, and analogises the warm Mark Harvey return to Fremantle last week with the Lyon departure. KB quickly points out the ever so massive differences in each scenario and predicts a different reception. Seriously, Putz can be such a putz.

Smith and KB do a good interview with the learned Ross Lyon.

On to talkback and KB defends the Double M as being damned if he doesn’t comment, damned if he does comment on the Collingwood imbroglio. Putz rants on MM’s participation in the whole Collingwood asylum story. … Mensa Talkback concern over Chopper Read supporting Eddie J. McGuire. KB believes he can have an opinion; Putz wouldn’t have sought his opinion. Of course the only opinion that matters is whether Chop Chop is on your side or against it. A win there for Eddie. … Putz continues to opine on the Buckley/Malthouse swap meet.

Gibberish of the Week:
John Coates for comments suggesting Gillard should be attending a fundraising Olympics dinner instead of the [Gee We Love Tax Summit].

Humour of the Day:
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Look, I think they are a chance. I think Richmond – look, they’re not as good as North Melbourne – but they’ve got a number of good players that came through last week. … Actually, just on Tyrone Vickery, my son-in-law is a mad Tigers supporter and he goes on Punt Road end. And they’re talking on Punt Road end that they reckon now - I need this confirmed or denied – but they’re suggesting on Punt Road end that Tyrone Vickery has had laser surgery on his eyes over that Christmas period or since last year and it hasn’t been a great success. And he’s having trouble focusing on the ball. Maybe he seeing about five footballs at the moment and he’s trying to grab the wrong one.
-Kevin Bartlett

Now on very thin ice is KB. Very thin ice!
 
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