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Get some sleep mate.
But ladies love poets..... Don't they?Aye. In my advanced years sleep is as infrequent as the days of multiple shags.
No.But ladies love poets..... Don't they?
Ive wasted so much time...No.
Sorry, you want the opinion of a lady... None round here.
But ladies love poets..... Don't they?
I don't think you are putting in the effort to find new, more inspiring muses. There is so much beauty in the world just waiting to be run through the filter that is your inner workings. To deprive the world of your art is a sin. Also, I think I may have cracked the case of the missing roots.They still do. However I no longer provide prime cuts of verse. Muses come (less frequently of course) and then they go. The remaining poetry is stagnant and perfunctory.
Moreover I am more than somewhat decrepit. This is perhaps best symbolised by the remaining strands of hair on my head coming from my nostrils and ears.
These have been uncut for many decades. The resultant metre long living hairs have been woven into a single Dreddy. I usually wrap this into a somewhat mottled rope and fold it around my head. Nowadays it looks like I am wearing a turban.
Put me in-between a lad and a lady, they call it a 'ladette' suits me fine. I drink beer and swear... I have lived in Dampier!!!Ive wasted so much time...
There are those electric clippers you can use... Not that I would know.I don't think you are putting in the effort to find new, more inspiring muses. There is so much beauty in the world just waiting to be run through the filter that is your inner workings. To deprive the world of your art is a sin. Also, I think I may have cracked the case of the missing roots.
On a related note, no-one ever warned me about nostril hairs growing up and now I find myself in a daily struggle with them.
I wake in a cold sweat having dreamt that they grow so unruly that I can no longer breathe through my nose.
OMG. I feel your pain.I don't think you are putting in the effort to find new, more inspiring muses. There is so much beauty in the world just waiting to be run through the filter that is your inner workings. To deprive the world of your art is a sin. Also, I think I may have cracked the case of the missing roots.
On a related note, no-one ever warned me about nostril hairs growing up and now I find myself in a daily struggle with them.
I wake in a cold sweat having dreamt that they grow so unruly that I can no longer breathe through my nose.
Haven't had to deal with ear hair yet. Not looking forward to it.OMG. I feel your pain.
The other week I noticed hairs growing out of my ears. I was like wtf? I keep trying to push them back in but it doesn't seem to work. So embarrassing. I mean, I can't even grow chest hair yet I have that shit coming out the side of my head?
IIRC, tgrs, there was a match thread in season 17 with all things hair related.
Haven't had to deal with ear hair yet. Not looking forward to it.
Haven't had to deal with ear hair yet. Not looking forward to it.
SouthI’m suddenly not so sure about the direction this thread is taking