The Worst Football Jargon

[psychobrown]

"Interfered with"

 

[Run and carry]

Can't stand having a shot "on" goal. It just doesn't make sense. We've grown up with having a shot "at"goal. Where did the "on" come from?

 

[JuniorWatch]

The only emotions coaches ever seem to have is either being 'pleased' or 'disappointed'.
How did you feel after the loss today Leon?
'Yeah gee look, just arrr, just... disappointed'

Also 'No doubt about it' from footy pundits

 

[JezzasOnTheAsphalt]

When is it not a "good effort by the boys" according to a winning player?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

“Spud”

Would be fine if people used it properly

Issue is it’s used to describe every second player on here, or any opposition player who isn’t a star.

 

[Damon_3388]

If I hear Luke Darcy say "legspeed" one more time...

 

[Damon_3388]

Can't stand having a shot "on" goal. It just doesn't make sense. We've grown up with having a shot "at"goal. Where did the "on" come from?

Sex work abbreviations, maybe?

COB
COF
CIM
MSOG

 

[footyfan1978]

Basically anything Luke Darcy uses.

 

[Hawk_francais]

Mits. Paws. Dukes.

As I'm typing this I heard Dwayne in the back-ground: "That's as good as it gets!"

 

[Borussia Teeth]

Sex work abbreviations, maybe?

COB
COF
CIM
MSOG

Dwayne Russell is already using “they need a safe word”, so wait till he hears about these.

 

[Run and carry]

One word that has come in of late is "pleasing". Coaches, players. Nothing is "good" anymore. It's all pleasing.

 

[Macpotata]

'' nana nana ''

Brian Taylor when someone gets a banana goal. **** off Brian.