The Worst Football Jargon
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Your dogs must have broken out the dom perignon when Dennis C hung up the microphone.
- Jul 14, 2013
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Douchebag Derrrrwaaaayyyyne "THATS CRAZY GOOD" Russell has started bringing in -"Gives him the ol ELVIS HIPS!" as a term for baulking a bloke.
What an absolute waste of oxygen this bloke is
What an absolute waste of oxygen this bloke is
Don't know if anyone answered but he says it when players manage to get a kick away when surrounded by opponents
Hawk_francais
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- Sep 20, 2015
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Or close to the boundary, or when they don't have much time, or when they bend the ball in flight. He says it whenever he wants
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Good one, should be The Gary Ayres's though
Any Americanisms like quarterback etc annoy me
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Another Deerrwayynee Classic 'That's as good as it gets!!!!!' **** me it must be pretty bloody good, he spits that line out every other game!
- Dec 5, 2012
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I hate it how BT tells you every time where the guy kicking for goal should aim.
I reckon the players would know BT....
I reckon the players would know BT....
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This Bruceyism mutated into other cringeworthy variations:
- He squeeeeeeeeezes one
- He gets a squeezy one.
It's his homoerotic conceptualisation of someone kicking the ball quickly to avoid it being smothered by an approaching player.
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Dwayne Russell is sooooo fetch!
Freeballing
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James Brayshaw in the Power v Dogs game.
"The natives are getting restless"
Eye roll emoji.
"The natives are getting restless"
Eye roll emoji.
- May 12, 2015
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Don't know if it gets any worse than ''trips the light fantastic and dances on a dollar" which is regularly trotted out by kb
Imet Hassa
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- Aug 18, 2016
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Pretty sure I heard in one of the matches in the indigenous round "great white hope"
I'm sure it's been mentioned a dozen times, but the old favourite.."must-win game".
Last week local radio dubbed the Crows game in Perth as a must-win. And you guessed it, this week v the Hawks is also a must-win.
Last week local radio dubbed the Crows game in Perth as a must-win. And you guessed it, this week v the Hawks is also a must-win.
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It kinda summed up the moment perfectly. Are you suggesting it’s insensitive to indigenous persons.
- May 23, 2016
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I hear the word 'unselfish' used a lot. It sort of gives a negative connotation, like usually a plauer wouldn't be selfish to take the shot, unless they could pass it off to a player in a better position. I guess selfless or generous sound better to me.
- May 23, 2016
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Teams being referred to as 'brave' for basically anything. Especially sticking it out. Is brave really the right word here? I mean determination, grit, perserverance or discipline aren't quite synonymous with bravery or courage. Going back with the flight and taking a pack mark is brave. Running out a game is commendable but not exactly brave.
tazaa
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Bruce has bedn using “Bits and pieces” for the last few years.
“It’s little bits and pieces Duck”
campaigner! What is? Describe to me whats going on you muppet
“It’s little bits and pieces Duck”
campaigner! What is? Describe to me whats going on you muppet
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Bruce seems to add a question tag at the end of every second sentence. 'You just feel if they kick one more goal they're a chance, don't you?' 'He's a star isn't he?'
DigbysDeftTaps
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BT- Goes up the eye diddle diddle..
