The Worst Football Jargon

[Del165198]

The chisler, WTF is a chisler?

(In a shouting brian 'the Taylor' bristle voice) THE LITTLE CHIZZLA!

 

[Del165198]

Don't know if it gets any worse than ''trips the light fantastic and dances on a dollar" which is regularly trotted out by kb

What the **** does this even mean? **** you KB.

I don't hear him much anymore but remember whenever there was a boundary throw in he'd say: "over the line for a tossback in"
Used to drive me ****ing mental

 

[Del165198]

"arches his back"

Bruce's homoeroticism for when one player runs faster than another player.

 

[Damon_3388]

While i completely agree with your point, 'waste of oxygen' is online jargon

The correct term is "oxygen thief", you oxygen thief!

 

[Hawk_francais]

Run and carry.

Underrated jargon. 'Break the lines' as well. Quarterback, Slips catch. Any esoteric crap from other sports used to describe AFL.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Don't know if it gets any worse than ''trips the light fantastic and dances on a dollar" which is regularly trotted out by kb

BT- Goes up the eye diddle diddle..

Old fashioned but I like them and inoffensive.

I still use them.

 

[Wayne Dwop]

Bruce's new pet saying..."..kicks it down that line"......"kicks off that step".

 

[Baird]

Bruce's new pet saying..."..kicks it down that line"......"kicks off that step".

this isn’t new actually

 

[captain cotch 9]

Moist, sweat, spit and phlegm.

 

[Scotland]

Unfortunately 'that space' has crept into footy. Yuck.

 

[YippeeYiYeo]

winning it at the coalface... really getting overused by every numpty in the media.

 

[DangerSloane]

I hate it how BT tells you every time where the guy kicking for goal should aim.
I reckon the players would know BT....

I actually think most of them dont.
'The pocket' at ethiad where there is a clear swing from left post....people still dont allow for it.

 

[Struggle]

Has Dermie stopped trying to make 'footy craft' a thing?

 

[aflcliche]

"Obviously"

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Cotchin after every game: 'Fits into our structures' along those lines.

Gets on my nerves.

 

[captain cotch 9]

"Tigers are kings of the jungle again".......

jokes...i love it

 

[Cudi_420]

"He's done a *body part*"

"He's done a knee."
"He's done an arm."
"He's done a hamstring"

Why not just say what it is?

 

[mr bagcroft]

BT is a big hairy campaigner.

 

[krisholio14]

Repeat entries.

PHRASING FFS!!!!!

 

[Page8383]

The “fat side” of the ground

GAGF


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[adammania9]

“Within Buddy range”

 

[Borussia Teeth]

"arches his back"

Bruce's homoeroticism for when one player runs faster than another player.

Bruce is so gay

 

[DroopStDanny]

Clutch.

Everything is prefixed with ****ing clutch.

Clutch player, clutch kick, clutch goal, clutch mark. WTF is this American shit?

 

[Daniels]

“Leg speed” well nah, i thought he had better arm speed.

“Scoreboard pressure” Translation: Kick more goals than the other team. Who would of thought.

 

[theprospect]

Pretty much anything Derwayne says. Although his one yesterday was pretty funny - 'Carlton need a safe word'