Falconista
🌹Rebel red carnation🌹
- Dec 31, 2019
- 7,758
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- Fremantle
- Other Teams
- WPFC; WA; Western Bears; GumbiesFFC
2 clubs;
0 lowercase letters in their username;
0 hit outs until game 206;
1 premiership;
26 finals played (16 of which S30-37);
1 pokie lounge named in their honour;
And on Sunday, 300 career games.
Their name is crow…. NSWCROW.
Falconista here with a few words about my avian teammate who doesn't bang on about marathons.
In season 20, this plucky upstart debuted for the Sin City Swamprats and very quickly had the club's pokie lounge named in his honour. After three seasons it was time for a change and NSWCROW swapped the red, black and white for a colour scheme closer to his beloved Sturt and joined the Gumbies. Though the Gumbies are a club without a pokies lounge, it did mean NSWCROW could safely go to work without being harassed by Nick Xenephon dressed as a tool, or indeed in some kind of fancy dress or stunt outfit.
The timing of NSWCROW's move to the Gumbies wasn't great as the club entered it's darkest period. However, like his avian namesake, crow was intelligent and patient with things getting better, culminating in being a member of the season 36 premiership team. Starting on the bench, much to his displeasure, NSWCROW rapidly got on the field, hurled cats_09 out of the ruck position and played a great game. It also provided a rare occasion of a bird defeating a cat, a win for those who like to see an underdog (underbird?) triumph .
NSWCROW is an excellent teammate, who has frequently played in some of the less desirable positions on the qooty field. Scientists have found recently that crows only hold grudges for 17 years so NSWCROW's captains through the years only have to wait for the 2030s for our milestone man to overcome his many qualms with his starting positions at various points of the career.
All right, time to shut up, otherwise people will say I'm raven on and crowbarring in puns for no discernible reason.
NAME : Maximus Decimus NSWCROW Meridius
NICKNAME : The Unit, Hamburgler, That fat campaigner down back
TEAMS FOLLOWED : Crows , Sturt , 49ers , Denver Nuggets , NY Yankees , Edmonton Oilers
FAVORITE NUMBER : 20 ( Round and fat like me )
TOUGHEST OPPONENT : Sugar
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT : Having the Swamprats Pokie lounge named in my honor
WORST QOOTY MOMENT : Demanding a better role, being put to FB and having 10 kicked on me - Singlehandedly ending the Gumbies 9-game win streak
YOUR ADVICE TO YOUNGER PLAYERS : Do **** all at training, save the juice for gameday
HOBBIES : Sleeping, Eating, Watching TV, Browsing Manyvids
FAVORITE MEAL : Mums homemade pasties
YOUR 3 DREAM DINNER GUESTS - 2008 Miranda Kerr, Emma Vigeland , Asimo ( that robot who tripped over going up the stairs , my heart broke for the poor little guy )
DID YOU KNOW?
- NSWCROW will become the third most capped Gumbies player this weekend. Only behind a couple of handy types- peterss and StFly.
Congratulations, NSWCROW on a couple of very worthy milestones! Let's hope we can double your premiership tally very soon and enjoy playing in the coveted ruck position for the remainder of season 38.
Greater Sweet FA community, please get around your favourite winged Gumbies player on the occasion of their large milestone.
