
I think i can get dual.
My dad was born in Greece.
I think the process is you just rock up to the Greek embassy with a crate of Ouzo and a 50.
Fakelaki or fakellaki is the phonetic transliteration of the Greek word φακελάκι.
It means "little envelope" but is also used in Greek popular culture as a jargon term referring to the bribery of public servants and private companies by Greek citizens in order to "expedite" service.
[1] According to this practice, sums of money are stuffed in files and passed across the desk to secure appointments, documents approval and permits.[2]