Things that please me - Part 5

[rocker_oz33]

A person at my work threw something heavy in the bin and after it made a loud thud I said: "I guess we need to register you as a Lethal Weapon."

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Get any laughs?

Or you laugh at your own jokes like Kerry O'Keeffe.

 

[Pistol Night]

Get any laughs?

Or you laugh at your own jokes like Kerry O'Keeffe.

Sometimes you just need to get the ball rolling with a little chuckle to give a group of Dad Joke Bigots the confidence to enjoy them

 

[Over The Post]

You can snort, chortle, chuckle and titter, but never s******.

It sets off the nanny state.

 

[Xtreme]

Get any laughs?

Or you laugh at your own jokes like Kerry O'Keeffe.

It wasn't intended as a joke more throw in a pop culture reference and see if anyone gets it (some did, it's from the first Lethal Weapon movie).

And my dad jokes rock, funniest person at work (probably says more about their lack of humour than me being hilarious every time)

 

[Xtreme]

Lasagna meal (pub style) on NYE

om nom nom nom

 

[Billy ray]

Phase 1 complete

 

[Cruyff14]

Today's weather, ****ing glorious.

 

[nobbyiscool]

I like when I log into BF and you have a shit ton of notifications, and you're like "****, how stoned was I last night, and what stupid thing did I say?!" - then you get the relief of finding out that people just really like discussing cricket, wrestling, and the death list!

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Finally figured out how to use the bloody school saver bonus

 

[Billy ray]

Checking my gf out of hospital

She can rest better at home.
Tho damn it our rental has stairs which sucks.
Maybe we need to move back to the single level forest house…

Also just quietly, absolutely shitting myself should something happen which i am ill equipped to deal with.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Checking my gf out of hospital

She can rest better at home.
Tho damn it our rental has stairs which sucks.
Maybe we need to move back to the single level forest house…

Also just quietly, absolutely shitting myself should something happen which i am ill equipped to deal with.

Things can change very fast re heath.
Can be a shock to the system.

My Mum and Mrs R dad spend Christmas in hospital different hospitals.
Christmas roast he got in there was not very good the pudding was stone cold.

Be strong for your girl.

 

[Gough]

I spent a Christmas in hospital when my appendix went pop the day before and can confirm that it's really shit. I watched Andrew Symonds score his first Test through an opiated haze.

 

[rocker_oz33]

I spent a Christmas in hospital when my appendix went pop the day before and can confirm that it's really shit. I watched Andrew Symonds score his first Test through an opiated haze.

You probably didn't have to pay for a Telly back then.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Finally figured out how to use the bloody school saver bonus

You have to carry the 1. Declare something. Walk backwards at 6 paces while holding your tongue out.

 

[Xtreme]

Did a click and collect order from JB HIFI

Literally processed and ready to pick up a minute after I ordered it. JB must not be busy

 

[rocker_oz33]

Did a click and collect order from JB HIFI

Literally processed and ready to pick up a minute after I ordered it. JB must not be busy

Lucky you.

 

[Xtreme]

Lucky you.

Everything's coming up Milhouse

 

[rocker_oz33]

Everything's coming up Milhouse

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

A muppets christmas carol.

Michael Caine goes hard in that movie.

 

[rocker_oz33]

A muppets christmas carol.

Michael Caine goes hard in that movie.

Is it Harry Brown meets Christmas?

 

[Cruyff14]

Today's weather was bloody glorious. Which meant mowing the lawn. And boy oh boy did I enjoy it.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Is it Harry Brown meets Christmas?

Caine play's Scrooge with 100% seriousness against the muppets.

And it works.

 

[Roobs321]

just had the longest sleep I’ve had in about a month (8.5)

Noticed it’s about 2 degrees lower for this time of day, looks like the jan wet is coming

 

[Roobs321]

a xmas seasonal leftover I like that no one else seems to use is the creamy custard carton. Use it up gradually over a week on cereal, dipping toast, etc. usually fine for a few days past use by (for my cast iron stomach anyway)

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

a xmas seasonal leftover I like that no one else seems to use is the creamy custard carton. Use it up gradually over a week on cereal, dipping toast, etc. usually fine for a few days past use by (for my cast iron stomach anyway)

It’s a bit too sweet. Started on the Christmas pud on New Year’s Day.