Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[MrsEddieBetts]

A female colleague (late 30s) opined that "all blokes over 40 are ugly", yeah none taken! (I'm 43)

She needs to go to Specsavers

 

[Gralin]

A female colleague (late 30s) opined that "all blokes over 40 are ugly", yeah none taken! (I'm 43)

Was she making strong eye contact with you when she said it?

 

[Catfish Alley]

A female colleague (late 30s) opined that "all blokes over 40 are ugly", yeah none taken! (I'm 43)

Trying to think of a "worlds sexiest man" that was under 40. Haven't been many.

 

[the_interloper]

She needs to go to Specsavers

To be fair her statement works with respect for me, I have a bit of a rough head.

Trying to think of a "worlds sexiest man" that was under 40. Haven't been many.

Fair point which I didn't bother making.

 

[Pistol Night]

Trying to think of a "worlds sexiest man" that was under 40. Haven't been many.

Jeremy Clarkson won it this year. There’s hope for all of us yet

 

[the_interloper]

Jeremy Clarkson won it this year. There’s hope for all of us yet

Is that a bit like when Cameron Ling won the AFL's sexiest player? Funny troll by the whole AFL playing group.

 

[Catfish Alley]

I thought it was Krasinski. Who is a couple of years older than me. That gives me hope but also makes me think "what the hell I am doing with my life" haha

 

[GreyCrow]

I heard Billy ray finished 2nd

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

It was John Kraskinski but it should have been Glenn Powell.

 

[Billy ray]

I heard Billy ray finished 2nd

Always the silver medal

 

[cats_09]

It was John Kraskinski but it should have been Glenn Powell.

At 45, John's in the ideal age group for World's Sexiest Man

Glenn's currently too young & will have to bide his time for now - he's still only 36

 

[rocker_oz33]

Harsh, but fair.

More than fair .

 

[Big Bryza]

campaigners that come through the Bottle-O drive thru while I'm trying to shut it, you had all day to come and grab booze yet you wait until 5 minutes before we close, **** off.

Why are you closing early?

 

[Scotland]

Glenn Powell can EAD. Where do you get off being handsome and charming and getting to play Sydney Sweeney's love interest? Jerk.

 

[MadMundy]

Why are you closing early?

We close the drive thru 5 minutes early sometimes but the shop itself is still open until close, people just need to park and come in.

 

[MadMundy]

The flies coming back shits me off, **** those little buggers.

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

The flies coming back shits me off, **** those little buggers.

Christmas Beetles too. Flying into the spa whilst i am relaxing causing me to be sad

 

[GreyCrow]

Christmas Beetles too. Flying into the spa whilst i am relaxing causing me to be sad

Their sacrifice helps your skin

 

[MadMundy]

All I can say with this weather is.......shit day to be a beer.

 

[Over The Post]

Mrs Post arrives at client after driving for 45 mins this morning, to find she missed a txt from her employer as she was getting ready to leave that said the shift was cancelled.

Because they sent it an hour before the shift started, she doesn't get paid anything.

But because the client cancelled it less than 4 hours before, THEY get paid in full from the client's NDIS package.

w***ers.

Crystal ball predicts a parting of the ways, real soon now.

 

[the_interloper]

At my sons swimming, I forgot his teachers Xmas present, I’m going to be in big trouble when Mrs Interloper finds out

 

[Dubai Quacker]

All I can say with this weather is.......shit day to be a beer.

You have the best name on Bigfooty & mine is crap.

That sh*ts me.

 

[Over The Post]

At my sons swimming, I forgot his teachers Xmas present, I’m going to be in big trouble when Mrs Interloper finds out

That's OK. We had Bad Santa at work today. Fantastic start, bloke in the queue of traffic let me pull out of my driveway as the lights at the end of the street changed, we both made the lights, I got 2km down the road and realised I'd left the "up to $30" bloody present behind. All up cost me 15 minutes.

After all the jiggerypokery with present stealing and stuff, I wound up with a nice Scanpan frypan that I thought would be ideal. Got stolen from me a couple of goes before the end. I came home with a shopping bag. Ooh, a shopping bag! With handles and a zip!

Worth a sum total of <google>


oh dear. It's a designer shopping bag, costing $29.95 on their website.

Tail between legs time...

 

[troybe]

Applying for jobs is the absolute ****ing pits

Got an update email that applications on a job I applied for had closed. Scroll down further to find out there had been 592 applicants. FMD.

 

[Neese]

Mrs Post arrives at client after driving for 45 mins this morning, to find she missed a txt from her employer as she was getting ready to leave that said the shift was cancelled.

Because they sent it an hour before the shift started, she doesn't get paid anything.

But because the client cancelled it less than 4 hours before, THEY get paid in full from the client's NDIS package.

w***ers.

Crystal ball predicts a parting of the ways, real soon now.

Agencies are shit. I have an ABN as a sole trader and am an individual support worker to one participant.
We don't have a service agreement so that we can be flexible. Even her support coordinator says she understand why it is hard for us to have a standard agreement when the days we work together or tasks change weekly depending on particpant's priorities.