Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[MrsEddieBetts]

Can you sit down ?
Or need a donut .

Thankfully my bathers aren’t very cheeky so it’s more upper thigh than my ass. No donut required.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Thankfully my bathers aren’t very cheeky so it’s more upper thigh than my ass. No donut required.

Just enough information required .

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Australian Donald Trump supporters.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Does really shite me.
But was amazing how much sun on snow shines on to your bones in this case nose.

But got a sun burnt nose walking in the snow at cradle mountain .

 

[rocker_oz33]

Yesterday I called up place for dinner for tomorrow night..Mrs R birthday.

Hello can I please make a booking for four at 6.30p..name rocker.

Ok how you spell rocker ....ok.

Gets of phone then gets a text dinner booked at 5pm thanks docker ...FFS.
Who eats dinner at 5pm .


I didn't use rocker but they not stuff up the time they stuffed up my very easy name.
Do they write shite down.

 

[Cruyff14]

Does really shite me.
But was amazing how much sun on snow shines on to your bones in this case nose.

But got a sun burnt nose walking in the snow at cradle mountain .

Your nose isn't a bone

 

[rocker_oz33]

Your nose isn't a bone

Yeah I know that .

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Happy hour at the pub I visit is now 11.50.

It was 10 bucks

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Happy hour at the pub I visit is now 11.50.

It was 10 bucks

****ing ridiculous.

That's not a happy hour, that's criminal.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

****ing ridiculous.

That's not a happy hour, that's criminal.

Non happy hour it's 14.50 for Carlton

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Non happy hour it's 14.50 for Carlton

Tight bastards.

Anything over 10 is pushing it.

Name and shame

 

[Pistol Night]

Non happy hour it's 14.50 for Carlton

Pubs wont survive at this rate

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Pubs wont survive at this rate

The pub I was at was dead and that was at 1800 when I left to get the tram

 

[raskolnikov]

At work today a colleague asked me if I have a fear of death because I still workout. WTF? Because I'm still fit after 50 I have a fear of death?

What am I meant to do? Sit around smoking, drinking and eating junk food because hey, I'm going to die soon anyway?

 

[rocker_oz33]

Pubs wont survive at this rate

Used to alot more back on the older times.

Prices are abit to high these days..lMO.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Noisy people who just have to heard .

 

[rocker_oz33]

Re happy hour .

In America it's looked down on if your drunk or a alcoholic.

Not so much here in Australia.

 

[rocker_oz33]

At work today a colleague asked me if I have a fear of death because I still workout. WTF? Because I'm still fit after 50 I have a fear of death?

What am I meant to do? Sit around smoking, drinking and eating junk food because hey, I'm going to die soon anyway?

Should of cross fit his arse ..

 

[Xtreme]

Should of cross fit his arse ..

Challenge him to a duel Aerobics Oz Style.... style or DDR

 

[rocker_oz33]

Challenge him to a duel Aerobics Oz Style.... style or DDR

Don't know what they are , but I believe you .

 

[Xtreme]

Don't know what they are , but I believe you .

Thank me later



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[rank and file]

Re happy hour .

In America it's looked down on if your drunk or a alcoholic.

Not so much here in Australia.

Coke is well accepted in US.
Ice with no coke Aussie style.