Things that sh*t me the seventeenth

[Over The Post]

SFL ground?

We had a 15 minute delay last year before a senior VAFA match whilst the club removed the shit from the ground at Deakin…

Don't know, I did a preseason game there some years ago and the year before last the VAFA umpires used it for preseason training. Entitled Brahhton dog owners letting their pooches run amok on the oval as we froze our **** off under lights.

Must be something about Brighton, one very rainy day at South Rd I did the pre-game check and discovered a huge doggy do on the behind line, went to the canteen to ask for a plastic bag so I could get rid of it and a very snarky Old Brighton clubman gave me a "we're environmentally conscious, we don't use plastic bags here" line before insisting on going out into the rain to deal with it himself because he'd just inspected the ground and didn't see anything.

Having satisfied himself that I wasn't lying about the presence or size of the turd, the bereft-of-plastic-bag clubman decided to kick it over to the boundary.

Remember what I said about it being very rainy?

Maybe a quarter of it reached the fence, the rest was a big smear on the ground and all over his expensive brown loafers.

I don't know if he was swearing at the situation or swearing at me, but he wasn't happy trudging back to the canteen.

 

[Over The Post]

Goal umpire? Phwoarrrr

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Someone flog removed all the Peter Russell Clarke bloopers from You Tube

How very Un-Australian ..

 

[Pistol Night]

Someone flog removed all the Peter Russell Clarke bloopers from You Tube

How very Un-Australian ..

Just watch some Carlton highlights?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Just watch some Carlton highlights?

Did you watch the Celtics Demolish the Dubs yesterday? Man that was fun

 

[Pistol Night]

Did you watch the Celtics Demolish the Dubs yesterday? Man that was fun

Yes.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Just watch some Carlton highlights?

Or some Alf videos .

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Yes.

You guys really struggle without Draymond in the paint

 

[Frank Bunn]

Bloke I knew in England years ago is over here visiting his son. Catching up with him for a couple of beers in Melbourne has turned into him inviting himself to stay at my place for a few nights. I feel like I'm in a Seinfeld episode.

 

[Xtreme]

 

[Sinjin Smith]

Banter as an excuse seems a bit ridiculous when Jones said he hoped the Serbian fans couldn't hear what he said when he said it. Banter is generally a back and forth thing.

The Joker can lighten up a bit, drop the "world is against me" but Tony Jones is a deadset drip, can't stand him.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Bloke I knew in England years ago is over here visiting his son. Catching up with him for a couple of beers in Melbourne has turned into him inviting himself to stay at my place for a few nights. I feel like I'm in a Seinfeld episode.

Lucky you ..

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Bloke I knew in England years ago is over here visiting his son. Catching up with him for a couple of beers in Melbourne has turned into him inviting himself to stay at my place for a few nights. I feel like I'm in a Seinfeld episode.

Hope it doesn’t become a case of…

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Went to the cinema to watch a movie today - had to leave less than 15 minutes in cos there was a ****ing MOUSE running around

 

[Billy ray]

Ratatouille?!?

 

[Chief]

Ratatouille?!?

That was a rat. She said mouse, bro.

 

[Billy ray]

That was a rat. She said mouse, bro.

I was asking about the movie

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Bloke I knew in England years ago is over here visiting his son. Catching up with him for a couple of beers in Melbourne has turned into him inviting himself to stay at my place for a few nights. I feel like I'm in a Seinfeld episode.

More like Only Fools and Horses, you ever seen that classic ? Maybe the finest British sitcom ever (definitely the most underrated)

 

[GROTTO]

Went to the cinema to watch a movie today - had to leave less than 15 minutes in cos there was a ****ing MOUSE running around

Heads up, it definitely wasnt a mouse, 100% a rat.

Cinemas are like a feeding frenzy for rats with all the leftovers.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

great now I can never go to the cinema again

 

[Gough]

More like Only Fools and Horses, you ever seen that classic ? Maybe the finest British sitcom ever (definitely the most underrated)

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

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Boycie!

Loved John Challis, he also played one of Tom Baker's greatest protagonists (Scorby)

He was very kind and generous to me on twitter when he was alive (in terms of replying to my tweets)

One of those old school British actors who played hard as stone characters, but in real life was a gentle teddy bear

BTW did you hear about David Jason connecting with a daughter he never knew existed until a couple of years ago ?

It's kind of wonderful really

 

[Gough]

Boycie!

Loved John Challis, he also played one of Tom Baker's greatest protagonists (Scorby)

He was very kind and generous to me on twitter when he was alive (in terms of replying to my tweets)

One of those old school British actors who played hard as stone characters, but in real life was a gentle teddy bear

BTW did you hear about David Jason connecting with a daughter he never knew existed until a couple of years ago ?

It's kind of wonderful really

John Challis became big buddies with Ice T on Twitter, they never met but had plans to before he died.

 

[nobbyiscool]

Shit.

I have a bad back. It flares up all the time, caused by nothing, it usually passes after a couple of days.

I recently had a real bad flare up, it lasted a month, I had to have proper pain killers and everything.

Today? It's not just a random caused by nothing flare up - I've actually strained it. I felt it go when I twisted funny.

Mother ****er. I don't even know how bad it is yet, but it's getting worse over the last few hours.

 

[Syd]

Hope it doesn’t become a case of…

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