Society & Culture Things that Shit me part X- The Tenth edition!

[Xtreme]

abusive tirades regularly. and threatened to have one of the mods on TLC killed.

Sounds like my type of woman!

 

[Hipster Doofus]

It goes back too far - you need to ask a veteran. I have been here since 2007 and it pre dates that. She used to be allowed access once a year back then and only through a mod if I recall correctly

She was a hawk supporter back then but switched to North because the scott brothers are her first cousins apparently

She is also a goal umpire and resents any derogatory remarks about umpires whatsoever

She's a woman who has high functioning autism. She goes on racist rants and abusive tirades regularly. and threatened to have one of the mods on TLC killed.

Right thanks, explains a little of what I've been reading.

 

[akkaps]

I just saw an ad for a new season of The Block. Didn't the last season just finish?

 

[Xtreme]

I just saw an ad for a new season of The Block. Didn't the last season just finish?

They do 2-3 seasons a year because Channel 9 think it's popular.

 

[akkaps]

They do 2-3 seasons a year because Channel 9 think it's popular.

According to Wikipedia the last few seasons before averaged about 1.2m, but last season only average 900k. But when you put it up against TBBT which only average 500k in Australia, a choose to continue running that show, I don't think they'll stop any time soon.

 

[peternorth]

Right thanks, explains a little of what I've been reading.

you dont wanna know the rest!

 

[King Elvis]

I think this is my first ever post regarding sooz. I really don't give a shit about her or it or anything to do with that word and wish no-one else would either, because it's really ******* tiresome.

She's alright.

So I can't get a straight answer?

Ok.. She's a smart slow learner, with an IQ of 70, but is also a high functioning autistic. The internet is her life, she's on the DSP, she's claimed that she's related to half a dozen AFL identities over the years (including claims like messaging Brad Scott with tactical moves during a game, having him sleep over her place in the spare room and consulting with Gillon on the latest AFL ad, showering with an AFL umpire cousin to safe water <nothing sexual, but she legit claims he pissed on her); the latest is the Scott twins. She was a made Hawks fan, and still is, but she semi turn coated to Norf because she got a spam letter from Norf begging people to become members, which she took to be a genuinely, personal letter from Brad. Some people claim she has FAS, but Sooz refutes that, and, given her unblemished record of honesty, there is no reason to doubt her.

She recently spent around a grand on Norf merchandise and a couple of 19" TVs - and then gave her Dad a packet of post it notes for his birthday.

She's a highly respected goal umpire (juniors only), but can't play any real sport because, as an 8 year old doing little athletics, she ripped her quad clear off of the bone - ending a promising sports career. She recently smashed her elbow to bits umpiring, because, even though she shouldn't have been, she was standing in the field of play while the ball was being contested in the goal square.

She's banned from most forums and social media because, despite knowing very little, she claims to know everything, and offers an opinion on everything. These opinions are normally completely moronic, and, when people dispute them, no matter how politely, Sooz resorts to abuse, swearing and name calling. This includes two members of TLS who attended court and supported her when another dickhead took her to court, a member who spent weeks helping her sort out a multi-thousand dollar phone bill (and was never thanked), a number of members offering to contribute towards a new TV for her (which she refused, because it was a Kogan, and they're a piece of shit; if they wanted to buy her a TV, it had to be LG - maybe Samsung) and posters who have offered to help her find a job, and even take her to a Norf game (she refused; ****ing buses don't run on time).

Also, she taught her cat to use the Internet.

 

[Hipster Doofus]

So this is a a bit of a saga then.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

So this is a a bit of a saga then.

From a BF POV, this is at least 8 years and counting.

 

[King Elvis]

So this is a a bit of a saga then.

Like the Bible, but more awesome, cool and grouse.

 

[Mister Carlton]

You forgot to mention that she is an artist and sells her masterpieces for a hefty price.

 

[JHF1870]

Of course you don't think so.

Hey, btw, the guy in our group that wrote his 300 words in 15 minutes looked like it was written by a 10 year old. Me and another girl rewrote it completely and he got 15/20 and only spoke for 1 minute. So hate group work

Sent from my SM-P605 using Tapatalk

 

[Plugger35]

The bloody schizophrenic weather in Perth lately, it can't make up it's mind whether it's going to be sunny or rainy.

When I got up this morning it was clear blue skies and sunny so I thought I'd go for a walk down to the shops after breakfast.

Go back inside have breakfast, surf BF for a bit, have a shower, get dressed and go outside again and it's f***ing grey skies and raining, I'm like wtf?

Had to take an umbrella with me to walk down to the shops which I hate doing then by the time I get back from the shops it's blue skies and sunny again.

It's like the weather is trolling me.

 

[MP_]

I hate working in customer service and you're busting for a poo and people keep coming in

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

I hate working in customer service and you're busting for a poo and people keep coming in

I start at 3 this afternoon but I'm dreading it cause I've spent most of the morning sitting on the toilet with dirorehea.

 

[MP_]

I start at 3 this afternoon but I'm dreading it cause I've spent most of the morning sitting on the toilet with dirorehea.

I had a job once surveying paddocks in the middle of nowhere when gastro hit, terrible times

 

[Rotayjay]

I once grabbed the little tip of a condom, pulled it and let go thinking it would merely make an amusing 'snap' noise. It hurt. A lot. Yes, I am an idiot.

 

[Major Colvin]

Imbedded videos in online news - waiting to pause an advertisement for a video I don't want to watch.

Also when links are placed extremely close to ads - so hopefully you'll miss the link and click on the ads.

Ads.

 

[Gough]

Gerard Henderson.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Embedded videos in online news - waiting to pause an advertisement for a video I don't want to watch.

Also when links are placed extremely close to ads - so hopefully you'll miss the link and click on the ads.

Ads.

AdBlock Plus is your answer.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

AdBlock Plus is your answer.

Can't believe there are people out there without it

 

[Xtreme]

She's a highly respected goal umpire (juniors only), but can't play any real sport because, as an 8 year old doing little athletics, she ripped her quad clear off of the bone - ending a promising sports career. She recently smashed her elbow to bits umpiring, because, even though she shouldn't have been, she was standing in the field of play while the ball was being contested in the goal square.

Reads like it was taken from Hamish Mclachlan's bio

 

[King Elvis]

She's a woman who has high functioning autism. She goes on racist rants and abusive tirades regularly. and threatened to have one of the mods on TLC killed.

She softed out though.

And then claim that her elaborate murder plot (which was using a Punji pit dug in his front yard) was just going to be a prank.

 

[I Lost My Keays]

How Foxtel keeps on promoting one of the shittest shows Open Slather

 

[peternorth]

Imbedded videos in online news - waiting to pause an advertisement for a video I don't want to watch.

Also when links are placed extremely close to ads - so hopefully you'll miss the link and click on the ads.

Ads.

and the ads are in HD, but at times the actual content vid is not