Society & Culture Things that Shit me part X- The Tenth edition!

[Cruyff14]

Also how do you explain Cruyff then???

If you think SG is more educated than me, then I think it is you who lacks education.

 

[Shell]

Cruyff seems to be constantly angry about something although he does seem pretty educated. However I am worried that he is always posting in a thread titled "Up the Arse"

Is that thread on the Hawthorn board?

 

[Cruyff14]

Cruyff seems to be constantly angry about something although he does seem pretty educated. However I am worried that he is always posting in a thread titled "Up the Arse"

It's amazing what people's perceptions of you become when you think before you post.

 

[Shell]

If you think SG is more educated than me, then I think it is you who lacks education.

Are you okay Cruyff? This was a very disappointing comeback.

 

[Richo is God]

When cruyff, Stratton gun and shell derail a thread with their boring chit chat

 

[Shell]

Yeah it shits me too.

 

[Cruyff14]

Are you okay Cruyff? This was a very disappointing comeback.

Yes, I don't go for Geelong.

When cruyff, Stratton gun and shell derail a thread with their boring chit chat

Shut up mullet man.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Is that thread on the Hawthorn board?

Obviously not if he is posting in it all the time

 

[A Swallow]

My parents divorced in the early 90s and my old man moved in some months later with the lady who is now my step ma, leaving my brother and myself living alone in the old family pile. Naturally being young, stupid and in charge of a six bedroom, three bathroom house we entertained quite a lot. Come summer we used to move a lounge suite and the television into the backyard and play endless games of Super Mario Kart, drink beer and smoke pot with our mates, as you do. Unfortunately our next door neighbour was a rather litigious, infamous Adelaide nightclub owner who felt that we were making a little too much noise and took us to court. We were banned by law from holding social gatherings (more than four people, including ourselves it was defined from memory) between ten at night and eight in the morning.
The noise was a far cop, but the prick claimed that we used to chuck beer bottles over his fence and were abusive to his wife which was crap. All the price of an education I guess.

When you said Super Mario Kart led to you receiving a restraining order, I assumed you met a girl who looked exactly like Peach and stalked her until she went to the police. Your story is still cool though.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

When you said Super Mario Kart led to you receiving a restraining order, I assumed you met a girl who looked exactly like Peach and stalked her until she went to the police. Your story is still cool though.

That would have been much cooler

 

[Stratton_Gun]

When cruyff, Stratton gun and shell derail a thread with their boring chit chat

Someone's feeling left out

 

[Cruyff14]

Someone's feeling left out

He goes for Richmond, you think he'd be used to it.

 

[A Swallow]

That would have been much cooler

Yeah...
"Eventually she became fed up with me constantly overtaking her while she was driving to work and throwing banana peels out of my sunroof at her. I tried to win her over by giving her a giant mushroom from time to time but she always looked at me like I was crazy. I perfected my time trials on Peach Beach in an attempt to impress her, but she never gave me the chance."

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Yeah...
"Eventually she became fed up with me constantly overtaking her while she was driving to work and throwing banana peels out of my sunroof at her. I tried to win her over by giving her a giant mushroom from time to time but she always looked at me like I was crazy. I perfected my time trials on Peach Beach in an attempt to impress her, but she never gave me the chance."

Quality

 

[BotsMaster]

Cruyff seems to be constantly angry about something although he does seem pretty educated. However I am worried that he is always posting in a thread titled "Up the Arse"

I know exactly what you mean.


Hahaha Arsenal haha 1-3 haha Aston Villa haha

 

[Matera92]

When I dunk my oreo in my milk too long and it breaks off.

 

[Shell]

When I dunk my oreo in my milk too long and it breaks off.

Use mini oreos instead. They're better anyway and I doubt they'd be able to split in half, they're so small.

 

[LukasTheGreat]

Use mini oreos instead. They're better anyway and I doubt they'd be able to split in half, they're so small.

But then you have to get your fingers wet.

 

[Cruyff14]

But then you have to get your fingers wet.

Nothing wrong with getting your fingers wet.

 

[Shell]

Nothing wrong with getting your fingers wet.

Gotta get up reaaaaal early in the morning to get one past you!!!!

 

[Jimmy1992]

Nothing wrong with getting your fingers wet.

Smacked it out of the ball park!

 

[Cruyff14]

Gotta get up reaaaaal early in the morning to get one past you!!!!

Even then your chances are low.

 

[Shell]

Even then your chances are low.

Stop replying to my posts. This could definitely come under the heading as "boring chit chat"

 

[Cruyff14]

Does this count as a reply?

 

[Gough]

Trying to put a replacement value on my cricket memorabilia collection for insurance.