Things That Shit Me the Eighteenth

I bought some recently and tried frying it up, was going to do a fried rice with it. Fried some for a test, shithouse, chucked it out.

My gran would sometimes make spam fritters and I always remembered liking them. Thought I'd give them a go in my adult life for a bit of nostalgia. Same as you. Tasted like shit. Threw it all out. Wtf was i thinking?

If I had a dog I wouldn't give my dog SPAM
Corned Beef > Spam
 
I'm sick to death of people telling me to my face that they like me but I know it's BS.

I worked with a guy who did this then found out he was using me for gossip and shit stirring.

You can't just say things and not back it up

In what circumstances did your work colleague say he liked you?
 
People who don't move forward in a queue at a shop. Hey dickhead we can't get into the door because you are leaving a 2m space at the counter. If you want to be served stand at the counter otherwise I will walk past you and take your spot in the queue.
Be Covid safe! :mad:
 
The office dumb campaigner just did another random thing. Was talking to two colleagues near one of their desks, dumb campaigner walks back in, instead of walking to his desk via the easiest and clearest route he walks back out of his way right through the middle of our group.

I'm like "whoa dumb campaigner you're getting a bit close" and he was oblivious, "oh i suppose I could have walked over there might have been easier". He's either an epic troll or just really really dumb.
 
The office dumb campaigner just did another random thing. Was talking to two colleagues near one of their desks, dumb campaigner walks back in, instead of walking to his desk via the easiest and clearest route he walks back out of his way right through the middle of our group.

I'm like "whoa dumb campaigner you're getting a bit close" and he was oblivious, "oh i suppose I could have walked over there might have been easier". He's either an epic troll or just really really dumb.
Kmart Dermie?
 

Things That Shit Me the Eighteenth


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