Mega Thread Things that Shit me the Thirteenth

[Shell]

In fact you'd probably have to stay up all night.

I basically said that burger (the ham anyway) looks like a bug bunch of vag.

 

[Craven Morehead]

a bug bunch of vag.

There's a disinfectant shampoo for that.

So I'm told.

 

[perthblue]

I can walk you through the Beef City feedlot and abattoir in Toowoomba and show which 'bits' go to Macca's if you like?

Sounds fun. Only if you take me to a dairy farm afterwards.

 

[The Dice Man]

I basically said that burger (the ham anyway) looks like a bug bunch of vag.

Bug vags? That's low

 

[peternorth]

I basically said that burger (the ham anyway) looks like a bug bunch of vag.

Dunno which vag you've been looking at!

 

[gaskin]

Bug vags? That's low

Maybe she is just a Kiwi and types how she speaks.

 

[Craven Morehead]

Sounds fun. Only if you take me to a dairy farm afterwards.

Do you wanna pull some ****?

 

[Shell]

Dunno which vag you've been looking at!

Sort of.. there was a small resemblance

 

[Shell]

And clearly only my own. (for now)

 

[perthblue]

Do you wanna pull some ****?

Maybe after, I just wanna drink malk straight from the source

 

[Scotland]

You should just get a small backyard and a cow.

Plant a bunch of grass and watch it stand there eating all day and reap the rewards.

 

[Craven Morehead]

May I suggest...




And later you can freakin kill it and eat it!!!

 

[Over The Post]

it's dinner time and they have no original recipe either on the rack or in the fryer I would question why they are even open.

KFC Boy also disapproves of this.

 

[Shell]

May I suggest...

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And later you can freakin kill it and eat it!!!

Naw that is too cute to kill

 

[perthblue]

You should just get a small backyard and a cow.

Plant a bunch of grass and watch it stand there eating all day and reap the rewards.

What type of cow can fit on the balcony of my 1bed apartment?

 

[perthblue]

May I suggest...

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And later you can freakin kill it and eat it!!!

Ignoring your typical and insatiable blood lust, that is a cute cow.

 

[Craven Morehead]

Ignoring your typical and insatiable blood lust, that is a cute cow.

It is and it's a miniature.

Still too big for a balcony though.

 

[Shell]

Get a regular cow and kill that. Got no issues there

 

[Scotland]

What type of cow can fit on the balcony of my 1bed apartment?

Have you tried Rapture night club?

 

[Shell]

It is and it's a miniature.

Still too big for a balcony though.

Pbs a single gent. Im sure it could fit in the apartment

 

[Craven Morehead]

Pbs a single gent. Im sure it could fit in the apartment

They're a bit hard to house train.

 

[Shell]

Have you tried Rapture night club?

Lmfao. God damn u are funny sometimes

 

[Shell]

They're a bit hard to house train.

Newspaper. Or a rly giant ass litter tray

 

[Craven Morehead]

Newspaper. Or a rly giant ass litter tray

Yeah, this is going to get messy.

He could ride it to class though.

Guaranteed chick puller.

 

[Scotland]

Lmfao. God damn u are funny sometimes

Topical and savage.