Mega Thread Things that Shit me the Thirteenth

[GreyCrow]

Apparently in the next decade we will have toilets that shit don't stick too.

The bears wont like it if the rabbits find out

 

[craigos]

Apparently in the next decade we will have toilets that shit don't stick too.

If you can burn eggs and cheese to a pan surely you can create a PooProtectant TM coating for toilets

 

[Beerfish]

Prootectant.

 

[Billy ray]

Insider spills on Schoolies sex secrets

www.news.com.au

i thought this was going to be about milk

 

[Scotland]

Websites with their own endless pop up shit.

Do you want to join our mailing list? No, **** off.
Today only 20% off click here to learn more' No, **** off.
Can I help you with anything? No, **** off.

FFS just let me browse your wares.

 

[Over The Post]

It's the best deal in town.

 

[Off The Couch]

Tired of being tired all the time
It’s tiring

 

[FRUMPY]

Tired of being tired all the time
It’s tiring

Got holidays coming up? Just push through, a month to go

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[Shell]

2 week for me

 

[FRUMPY]

Another Barking Dog. New neighbours (renting), dog barks any time we go into our yard and they are either not home or don't do anything. Only 2 days in so hopefully it gets better. Really annoying as we had the same issue for a year and they moved out 6 months ago.....the last 6months had been bliss

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[FRUMPY]

2 week for me

2.5 for me

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[Shell]

Another Barking Dog. New neighbours (renting), dog barks any time we go into our yard and they are either not home or don't do anything. Only 2 days in so hopefully it gets better. Really annoying as we had the same issue for a year and they moved out 6 months ago.....the last 6months had been bliss

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Get a mailman to kidnap the dog and drive it out to the country side.


Your life will become a series of hilarious adventures that could become a sitcom one day.

 

[FRUMPY]

I've seen posts of people throwing baited meat into people's yards on Facebook. That's going to far

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[Perth gal]

When you get cancelled again for work, your permanent contract still hasn’t arrived for signing and you wish you had never left your previous permanent job, yes you were being bullied but at least you had a steady income and a ****ing life.

I hate my life , just want to pack up and go. Anywhere.

 

[Perth gal]

Sick of feeling so negative. Sick of being disappointed.

 

[Gough]

Sick of feeling so negative. Sick of being disappointed.

Chin up mate, I still love you.

 

[revival_mode]

Another Barking Dog. New neighbours (renting), dog barks any time we go into our yard and they are either not home or don't do anything. Only 2 days in so hopefully it gets better. Really annoying as we had the same issue for a year and they moved out 6 months ago.....the last 6months had been bliss

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might find it gets a lot better once the dog settles in. or its a little yappy thing and stays a campaigner

 

[Hawk Dork]

make friends with it and talk to it when it barks to calm it down

 

[troybe]

Client pays me yesterday, show evidence of payment still not in my account. Thieven’ campaigner banks.


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[Billy ray]

My gf’s workplace has a new CEO and board and they have done a spill and fill for all positions!

so my gf and everyone else are unemployed and having fo apply for their jobs again which have been advertised too

 

[FRUMPY]

might find it gets a lot better once the dog settles in. or its a little yappy thing and stays a campaigner

Yeah im hoping its just settling in - our kids have been at their dads all week so itll have to get used to them playing outside as well. Just hope the owners tell it to shutup before the missus does it for them

 

[Perth gal]

My neighbors go out to their pool and just let the dog bark incessantly for hours. Drives me mental.

 

[Beerfish]

Tired of being tired all the time
It’s tiring

Reminds me of a Hoodoo Gurus song.

 

[Billy ray]

My neighbors go out to their pool and just let the dog bark incessantly for hours. Drives me mental.

So glad dogs not allowed where i live. Working from home and having neighbours with dogs going to work all day and leaving their dogs alone at home and barking would send me postal

 

[Shell]

Dogs are campaigners.