Hey
Earlier in the week I realised that I was getting smelly, and it was probably about time I had a bath again. I didn't have any soap and, because I am poor, had to buy a 5-pack of generic soap from Coles for $2. It was citrus scented.
It smelt AMAZING. Seriously you have no idea how delicious it smelt. It was so good I was having all these confusing primal urges in my mind, it made me aroused and hungry and estatic all at once. It made me forget my usual hatred of citrus scented things (reminds me of this horrible sexual encounter I had with this bossy woman who made me do unspeakable things with a mandarin (the fruit, not someone from china).
I could not resist it. I was lying on my back in the hot steamy water, rubbing the cake of soap all over my naked body. I KNEW it was going to taste like shit, but I seriously could not help it. I ran my tongue along its surface. It didn't really taste of anything much... I am not sure if it was my imagination, but I fancied that there really was a hint of citrusy flavour to it. I took another hit.
Then the soapy aftertaste kicked in and it tasted like you would expect. Couldn't get it out of my mouth, it was gross
but at least I am glad I know now.
I have a similar story about apple scented washing detergent. lol at least that was kind of funny though because you can blow bubbles and shit if you keep it in your mouth
Can you think of other things that smell nice but taste horrible? If so please post in here, thanks!
Oh and btw this lady I used to work with smelt like golden gaytime icecreams, but tasted like sweat
Earlier in the week I realised that I was getting smelly, and it was probably about time I had a bath again. I didn't have any soap and, because I am poor, had to buy a 5-pack of generic soap from Coles for $2. It was citrus scented.
It smelt AMAZING. Seriously you have no idea how delicious it smelt. It was so good I was having all these confusing primal urges in my mind, it made me aroused and hungry and estatic all at once. It made me forget my usual hatred of citrus scented things (reminds me of this horrible sexual encounter I had with this bossy woman who made me do unspeakable things with a mandarin (the fruit, not someone from china).
I could not resist it. I was lying on my back in the hot steamy water, rubbing the cake of soap all over my naked body. I KNEW it was going to taste like shit, but I seriously could not help it. I ran my tongue along its surface. It didn't really taste of anything much... I am not sure if it was my imagination, but I fancied that there really was a hint of citrusy flavour to it. I took another hit.
Then the soapy aftertaste kicked in and it tasted like you would expect. Couldn't get it out of my mouth, it was gross
but at least I am glad I know now.I have a similar story about apple scented washing detergent. lol at least that was kind of funny though because you can blow bubbles and shit if you keep it in your mouth
Can you think of other things that smell nice but taste horrible? If so please post in here, thanks!
Oh and btw this lady I used to work with smelt like golden gaytime icecreams, but tasted like sweat
