Banter TIGGERS V BRIONS IN "THE PUSSY OFF" - WINNER TAKES LEPPA

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My prediction: Brisbane will come out of the blocks fired up and hit the front early, renewing our supporters with that faint glimmer of false hope that 2021 could be our year, just as equalisation says it should be. As the dew hits in the second quarter Richmond adapt perfectly to the conditions and things start to get ugly, Rocky does his ACL tripping up the stairs on the way to his seat, causing Browny to sue the Gabba. Someone rubbish like Mitch Morton kicks about 12 goals whilst being double teamed by Lester and Paparone, the two greatest defenders of all time, and you guys are 140 up at the main break. Aish, back in the side, is interviewed at half time for some reason even though he'd managed just 1 disposal and has had no impact on the game whatsoever. Cotchin gets off the chain massively in the third and racks up 60 touches, and gets Brisbane right back in the game. Rance tackles a Richmond player for some reason and handballs straight to Merrett who goals (ikr). Rich kicks a bullshit 85m goal from the centre circle over his head just trying to get a ****ing centre clearance. Warney tweets something about potatoes that upsets all those professionally offended people on twitter. Things are really clicking now. Upon realising that we're a shot, several moderately experienced Lions players decide to give the whole "trying" thing a go. Aish is on the bench, on the phone to his mum I think. Before you know it we're back to within 5 points with 30 seconds left. After some heroics from Patfull and Black, we somehow manage to get it from the back pocket to Aish who marks 55 out right on the siren. He kicks, somewhat nonchalantly, and the ball clearly cannons into the post, Richmond win. But wait, the goal umpire at the other end decides it was inconclusive and it goes upstairs, after 40 minutes of CCTV replays, the decision is over turned and it is called a goal, Brisbane players awkwardly hi-five Aish, and somehow it is a draw, eleven all. This remarkable game makes no headlines whatsoever in Queensland, because apparently the Broncos won 9-5 or something over the Greater Left-Hand-Side of Sydney Dwarfs in the NRL (Lockyer had a ripper, humped the ground 25 times). And life goes on.
 
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GoTigers2015 said:
Lions supporters where are you? It's like you have taken a prosaic to numb your senses.
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Sorry, just woke up. Dropped into Punt road as I was in the area and needed a drink of water. Nice lady at the front desk gave me a bottle of water from the fridge, saying it was their specially distilled vintage for Tigers supporters and should help cure my dehydration. No sooner had I finished drinking it then I started to feel drousy and must have drifted into some sort of slumber. I briefly stirred when I imagined that Mila Kunis had asked me out on a date but soon realised that it was just false hope and went back to sleep. This happened multiple times before all of a sudden a ball thumped me square in the head and brought me back to life. Despite being a bit dazed I managed to look through the door and see the Tigers training while managing to overhear something about skills practice. How the managed to kick it that far off the field I'm not sure, although the lady assured me it happens all the time.

Think I might go have another lie down
 
Fatcat08 said:
Sorry, just woke up. Dropped into Punt road as I was in the area and needed a drink of water. Nice lady at the front desk gave me a bottle of water from the fridge, saying it was their specially distilled vintage for Tigers supporters and should help cure my dehydration. No sooner had I finished drinking it then I started to feel drousy and must have drifted into some sort of slumber. I briefly stirred when I imagined that Mila Kunis had asked me out on a date but soon realised that it was just false hope and went back to sleep. This happened multiple times before all of a sudden a ball thumped me square in the head and brought me back to life. Despite being a bit dazed I managed to look through the door and see the Tigers training while managing to overhear something about skills practice. How the managed to kick it that far off the field I'm not sure, although the lady assured me it happens all the time.

Think I might go have another lie down
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Sounds like the same water they give us to induce 'win the flag' hallucinations.
They hand it out in the off-season, but run out about round one and switch to the rage inducing 'sack Dimma' water instead. Funnily enough the supply of this lasts until the next off-season.
 

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Banter TIGGERS V BRIONS IN "THE PUSSY OFF" - WINNER TAKES LEPPA

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