Tim Kelly loves Geelong (WARNING: Thread still filled with melts)

[kranky al]

“Hi, Cooky, Stephen.
Look I really appreciate you guys giving me an AFLM opportunity and allowing me to train and play with the 3 greatest midfielders of all time and learn from them. It’s made me the player I am. But my highly emotional girlfriend and mother of my kids insists that you MUST trade me to my home state, but know this. I won’t play under that campaigner shifty eyes Lyin. So please text me when the trade to West Coke has been signed off. Thanks again guys”.

“Hi Tim. Unfortunately, west coke only offered us pick 9 for your services, and after turning you into a Brownlow medallist premiership midfielder, we aren’t prepared to trade you unless it’s a top 5 pick. So son, your choices are. A) get your woman to chill, enjoy this fabulous cosmopolitan city that is Geelong. **** mate it’s perfect. Does she know we even have a Hoggs breath down here these days? Anyway - tell her to suck it up, you’re already mid 20’s only another 6 years. Or...
B) you can go into the draft. Cos we’re certain we’re more prepared to lose you for nothing than you are to play for LolNoorf.

Text us when you’ve made up your mind to sign this new contract for $180,000 and a bag of twisties bonus when you play your 15th and 20th game for the year... no one ****s Franky C son. No one.”

https://www.smh.com.au/sport/ball-relieved-to-land-in-magpie-nest-20091127-jwgk.html


You guys had leverage

This year you have none


The melts will be epic.

 

[ChappyUK]

Why are the Eagles still trying to kid themselves that he's going.

600k and some Frank kickbacks will be more than enough to convince the wife.

 

[Xtreme]

Why are the Eagles still trying to kid themselves that he's going.

600k and some Frank kickbacks will be more than enough to convince the wife.

Nah she's still home sick

And as any sane person knows happy wife happy life

So Kelly will be going home to WA where he belongs

 

[ChappyUK]

Nah she's still home sick

And as any sane person knows happy wife happy life

So Kelly will be going home to WA where he belongs

Amazing what 600k and the shopping mecca of Melbourne on your doorstep will do to a wife.

 

[ChappyUK]

Nah she's still home sick

And as any sane person knows happy wife happy life

So Kelly will be going home to WA where he belongs

Lol at you trying to pretend you know what having a wife is like.

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Nah she's still home sick

And as any sane person knows happy wife happy life

So Kelly will be going home to WA where he belongs

Watch Brian cooks poker face. He will let him go for nothing into the draft, knowing lolNoorf have a mountain of cap
Space to Pay any price he puts on his head. And by the way, Geelong and lolnoorf have helped each other out with trades and draft picks for several years now. They also play practice matches against each other in the off season. It’s almost as if their senior coaches were twins.
Anyone with half a footy brain can see lolnoorf will finish well below west coke and Lyins shit trucks. Means they’ll have a pick before both sides and they’ll take Kelly in a heart beat. Cats showed their hand last year, they won’t trade him unless they get a top 6 pick.

So his choices are. Some Costa cash in a brown paper bag
Or carry Polec, hall and that complete potato Ziebel for the next 2 Years.

****. I wonder what he’ll decide to do.

 

[Xtreme]

Now if we were talking about keeping a $2 whore happy, he’d be schooling us all. If it was a convo about keeping an inbred cousin happy, our resident Slavic teen boy lov
ing friend Tigernator Would be schooling us.

It seems you Catfloggos need to brush up on Bigfooty's rules

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/adult-content-forbidden-on-bigfooty.1217142/

Enjoy your bans

 

[ChappyUK]

It seems you Catfloggos need to brush up on Bigfooty's rules

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/adult-content-forbidden-on-bigfooty.1217142/

Enjoy your bans

 

[Xtreme]

^ I'm a lot of things Catfloggo

I'm handsome, intelligent, athletic
I have lots and lots of integrity

But I'm certainly not a masher

 

[kranky al]

Amazing what 600k and the shopping mecca of Melbourne on your doorstep will do to a wife.

Lol.

Are you seriously suggesting your little village can organise a better deal than the richest club in the afl?

By the time we are finished he will be able to charter jets to milan for his mrs if thats the shit she wants.

But thats not what she wants. She has a special needs child - she wants her family around her to help.

 

[ChappyUK]

^ I'm a lot of things Catfloggo

I'm handsome, intelligent, athletic
I have lots and lots of integrity

But I'm certainly not a masher

No one believes this

 

[ChappyUK]

Lol.

Are you seriously suggesting your little village can organise a better deal than the richest club in the afl?

By the time we are finished he will be able to charter jets to milan for his mrs if thats the **** she wants.

But thats not what she wants. She has a special needs child - she wants her family around her to help.

You have shown your intent 6 times and haven't come to the party but suddenly things are going to change.

£600k creates a full time support network that she wouldn't currently have. Plus she has world-class specialists 45mins away. WA has...umm...err ..what exactly does that isolated outpost have?

 

[A Cut Above]

Happy wife

Happy life

She will come home

Then theres no strife

Purples out of the race

Least theyve got fyfe

Purps not a chance

To affect his life

Geelong fans

Will get a knife

Slit their wrists

Despair is rife

As Dangerfield

Will kick quite blithe

Another behind

Story of his life

The eagles win

A flag as tithe

This post is almost as annoying as your avatar

 

[chefmeister]

West Coast played cheap hardball and shot themselves in the foot with this... ...and more than once I might add.

LMFAO, they certainly aren’t the “powerhouse” they thought they were before completely fluffing this deal.

And Kelly is only as good as the team around him allows, therefore if after what we saw on Sunday is any indication he’ll be an absolute spud if he goes west.

 

[FurTheWin]

There once was a team called geelong
Who possessed a most terrible pong
So their players returned back
To their state so we smack
Talked you dimwits till you trod on your schlong.

This team called geelong i must say
Had a most unfortunate way
They overplayed their hand
Like a stretched rubber band
That snapped and kelly went away.

He escaped like the will o the wisps
For the price of a packet of crisps
They wanted too much by half
So he went in the draft
And the fans all went tsk tsk tsk.

So a lesson that had to be learned
By your team - and that lesson was stern
When you get a fair offer
Dont be a frother
Cos timmy will be playing with hurn

"Ah Jeez, not this guy again!"
Poetry Quarterly



"Shows Promise"
Gina Rinehart

 

[kranky al]

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"Ah Jeez, not this guy again!"
Poetry Quarterly



"Shows Promise"
Gina Rinehart

Pq is so mainsteam maaaan

 

[kranky al]

West Coast played cheap hardball and shot themselves in the foot with this... ...and more than once I might add.

LMFAO, they certainly aren’t the “powerhouse” they thought they were before completely fluffing this deal.

And Kelly is only as good as the team around him allows, therefore if after what we saw on Sunday is any indication he’ll be an absolute spud if he goes west.

Reigning premiers are spuds - window licker

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Reigning premiers are spuds - window licker

12th with a shocking %. Spuds

 

[Mr Blicavs]

It seems you Catfloggos need to brush up on Bigfooty's rules

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/adult-content-forbidden-on-bigfooty.1217142/

Enjoy your bans

 

[Ricketz]

https://www.smh.com.au/sport/ball-relieved-to-land-in-magpie-nest-20091127-jwgk.html


You guys had leverage

This year you have none


The melts will be epic.

And you don't have the salary cap. The melts will be fantastic as we do a deal with Freo for his proper value

 

[chefmeister]

Reigning premiers are spuds - window licker

Not sure if they still lick windows but you're right, any team sitting below Freo is definitely full of potatoes.

 

[kranky al]

And you don't have the salary cap. The melts will be fantastic as we do a deal with Freo for his proper value

Lol salary cap pressures - nn has publically stated hes prepared to take a hit to his salary to come back - then add all the wa out of footy contracts etc - ez peazy

 

[chefmeister]

Lol salary cap pressures - nn has publically stated hes prepared to take a hit to his salary to come back - then add all the wa out of footy contracts etc - ez peazy

NN would wanna take a paycut as I doubt he’ll be getting back on the park too often now that his knee is shot.

 

[ChappyUK]

Loving all these Weagles hypotheticals.

 

[chefmeister]

Loving all these Weagles hypotheticals.

The pressure on them of trying to back up last year’s ‘get-out-of-jail-free’ flag is really starting to make them crack.