tom hawkins is the best key forward in the afl

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lets see where he is in another 12 months...he has done SFA really. He hasnt even kicked a 100 goals or won the coleman. get real cats.
 

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Rapidly becoming the best power forward in the comp.... if not already there.

When Vlad gets back from holidays and Buddy gets his papers marked will be very close to the best forward in the game
 
When is hawkins out of contract? expect big $ to be thrown at him (hawkins clearly >> cloke, although part of that is cloke has slid so far down that could almost argue dawes > cloke and that collingwood MC dropped the wrong player)
 

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When is hawkins out of contract? expect big $ to be thrown at him (hawkins clearly >> cloke, although part of that is cloke has slid so far down that could almost argue dawes > cloke and that collingwood MC dropped the wrong player)
He's is signed until the end of 2015. Hawk will be a one club player. A Catter through and through.
 
It's been really heart warming to see Tummy Porkins mature as a player this year.

I'll admit I was once a naysayer and never thought this fat tub of shit would ever amount to anything, what with his aircraft-carrier turning circle, obvious lack of intellgence, woeful goal kicking and near uselessness when the ball hits the deck, but all credit to the kid for working on the weaker parts of his game and turning himself into a very decent KPP!

Tummy is an inspiration for fatties everywhere. You don't have to be especially athletic or talented to make it as an AFL player, you just need to be a big fat **** with an arse so wide that no normal human opponent can spoil you from behind in a marking contest because they can't reach the ball.

Well done Tummy, keep up the good work mate and don't forget to put that ridiculous shit-eating grin of yours on ya face when you bag your next sausage roll!
 
Well done Tummy, keep up the good work mate and don't forget to put that ridiculous shit-eating grin of yours on ya face when you bag your next sausage roll!

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Fair to say that's one part of his game where he needs some work!
 
It's been really heart warming to see Tummy Porkins mature as a player this year.

I'll admit I was once a naysayer and never thought this fat tub of shit would ever amount to anything, what with his aircraft-carrier turning circle, obvious lack of intellgence, woeful goal kicking and near uselessness when the ball hits the deck, but all credit to the kid for working on the weaker parts of his game and turning himself into a very decent KPP!

Tummy is an inspiration for fatties everywhere. You don't have to be especially athletic or talented to make it as an AFL player, you just need to be a big fat **** with an arse so wide that no normal human opponent can spoil you from behind in a marking contest because they can't reach the ball.

Well done Tummy, keep up the good work mate and don't forget to put that ridiculous shit-eating grin of yours on ya face when you bag your next sausage roll!

Lack of intelligence? The kid went to Melbourne
Grammar. For the 30K a year aren't you guaranteed an enter score of 95
 
Lack of intelligence? The kid went to Melbourne
Grammar. For the 30K a year aren't you guaranteed an enter score of 95


Not when you're as stupid as Fat Tommy.

It's lucky he is okay at football because he'd be washing cars for a living otherwise.
 

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