Roast Tom Longeron you Idiot

[PonsfordMagpie]

Lighten up Dave, rather than taking it literally.

Lonergan's actually hilarious!

 

[speedybundy]

Who is this Lonergan you speak of? If TD says his name is Longeron then it must be true, right?

I was talking about Jesse Lonergan from the Gold Coast, sorry if I caused any confusion

 

[Pie eyed]

"Longeron" - a fore-and-aft framing member of an airplane fuselage.

He should have gone as a Cessna!

Always thought it was a period of time "spent in a Pub" or someone who lingers for far, far too long?

 

[davywap]

I'm bumping to make this thread longeron a bit more.

 

[Vampire013]

 

[ThexderX]

Absolute cracker if you ask me....just became one of my favourite players....actually, his constant scragging on Cloke voids that comment.

 

[Snag Breac]

We can get upset when they stop making jokes about us - then we'd be irrelevant.

 

[Manic Shadow]

I wonder if he stole his Collingwood jumper like the rest of us do.

I didn't steal mine, mate got it for me, which fell off the back of a truck. Luckyyyyyy

 

[Markfs]

The irony there is that he doesn't actually have any front teeth, he wears a plate.

no teeth, one kidney, no brain..... incredible effort

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Anyone go as kellys ruptured testicle?

Made me lol really loud.

Good on you guys for seeing the funny side of it Just as we laughed when Joffa waved the handbag. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you shouldn't laugh at others.

I think you're all great sports for seeing the funny side of it. + BTW Lonergan had his teeth knocked out at training a couple of months ago.

I like the thread title, misspelt surname and calls him an idiot.

You did made me lol at that - really, really lol

That's disgusting! I can't believe he forgot the packet of Winnie blues tucked under the sleeve of the T-shirt.

See, it's lack of attention to detail like that which shows how far the Cats are slipping.

Ouch!!!

Is Longeron his pr0n name or something?

pmsl No, I think it's ⬇︎

Longerdong

I purpose we slash his tyres and bash him so he knows not all Collingwood fans are ferals

nah, he is partying, lets rob his house.

Gold!!! + I mean Joffa sequinned Gold

He's well dressed for someone in Geelong.

Thanks to those of you who took Domsy's dress-up in good spirit. I'd like to think that we Cats fans would see the humour if the moccasin was on the other foot.

To those of you who might have been offended- maybe lighten up a little. These boys take the piss out of everyone and I'm pretty sure none of the costumes is designed to be nasty in any way.

I second that Teri 99% in this thread have been awesome!

Why didnt you create a roast thread for Joffa when he was holding up a handbag during the Geelong game?

We're not that clever Besides, we love Joffa - great value + even had a guy in our CheerSquad who wore a gold sequinned jacket á la Joffa. Joffa holding up the handbag was priceless! Very funny. Besides, if you can't laugh at yourself, you shouldn't take the p!ss out on others.

Who would have thought the dress code for mad monday was smart casual....

lmao

He looks like Peter Daicos a bit in that photo.

You wish
Do you mean with missing teeth?

Christensen was there he went as Wayne Carey

Bahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Theme this year must've been "who do you idiolise."

Unless one of them dressed up as Adam Goodes, thank god that didn't happen.

+ no dwarves were set on fire

A big to the humour here - made my evening with the very funny comments.

PS. I also had a big laugh when I saw Joffa waving the handbag after that recent Pies-Cats game.

I used to think the Geelong players were over weight, but the black and white stripes are very slimming, compared to the hoops.

But I still lolled

I wonder what number he was wearing? Hope it was #32 and that he got mugged by someone dressed as Lonergan and then someone dressed as an umpire called "Play on!" Then he'd really know what it's like to be a Collingwood supporter/player!

lol

It's the 2011 guernsey... We were reigning premiers *sigh*

Then we were! Did I say that out loud in a Collingwood thread?

I just google image searched "Tom Longeron". I've never been so confused about the resultant group of images returned in my life.

I just did it + yeah . . . The cat + the horse?

Love most of the Collingwood supporters here taking it in good spirits! All reports say that Lonergan's a ripper bloke

I want to see a Collingwood player dress up as that kidney he lost now

rofling

I wonder if he stole his Collingwood jumper like the rest of us do.

I'll pay that one

This is a hilarious thread! Haven't had so much fun since I was kittynapped at the 2011GF by some Pies fans at half time, when I was kicking out for a ciggie, + they forced beer + ciggies on me.

 

[MarkT2]

What a complete and Utter Idiot and That Crap is Uncalled for.

Just Became 1 of my most Hated Footballers

You don't see him every week at the G?

 

[eddiebankbalance]

Made me lol really loud.

Good on you guys for seeing the funny side of it Just as we laughed when Joffa waved the handbag. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you shouldn't laugh at others.

I think you're all great sports for seeing the funny side of it. + BTW Lonergan had his teeth knocked out at training a couple of months ago.


You did made me lol at that - really, really lol


Ouch!!!


pmsl No, I think it's ⬇︎





Gold!!! + I mean Joffa sequinned Gold





I second that Teri 99% in this thread have been awesome!


We're not that clever Besides, we love Joffa - great value + even had a guy in our CheerSquad who wore a gold sequinned jacket á la Joffa. Joffa holding up the handbag was priceless! Very funny. Besides, if you can't laugh at yourself, you shouldn't take the p!ss out on others.


lmao


You wish
Do you mean with missing teeth?

Bahahahahahahahahahaha!!!






+ no dwarves were set on fire





But I still lolled


lol

Then we were! Did I say that out loud in a Collingwood thread?


I just did it + yeah . . . The cat + the horse?

rofling


I'll pay that one

This is a hilarious thread! Haven't had so much fun since I was kittynapped at the 2011GF by some Pies fans at half time, when I was kicking out for a ciggie, + they forced beer + ciggies on me.

A for effort cheers

 

[eddiebankbalance]

double post

so here's a cat picture, just for fun

 

[Zouz Kitty]

A for effort cheers

Thanks eddie This thread is awesome! + huge kudos to you guys for not banning us.

As someone said in our Mad Monday thread - "it is the highest compliment to be "dressed up as" at a Geelong MM or WW."

For those who want to stick it to us, in all good fun, pop on over to our Mad Monday thread -
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...sharks-ellen-a-lama-and-extra-danger.1110124/

 

[Manic Shadow]

Did TD ever return to this thread? Started thread of the year, inadvertently. So many lol's

 

[PepperFace]

Did TD ever return to this thread? Started thread of the year, inadvertently. So many lol's

Disappeared quicker than cotchin last sunday

 

[Maggie5]

Made me lol really loud.

Good on you guys for seeing the funny side of it Just as we laughed when Joffa waved the handbag. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you shouldn't laugh at others.

I think you're all great sports for seeing the funny side of it. + BTW Lonergan had his teeth knocked out at training a couple of months ago.


You did made me lol at that - really, really lol


Ouch!!!


pmsl No, I think it's ⬇︎





Gold!!! + I mean Joffa sequinned Gold





I second that Teri 99% in this thread have been awesome!


We're not that clever Besides, we love Joffa - great value + even had a guy in our CheerSquad who wore a gold sequinned jacket á la Joffa. Joffa holding up the handbag was priceless! Very funny. Besides, if you can't laugh at yourself, you shouldn't take the p!ss out on others.


lmao


You wish
Do you mean with missing teeth?

Bahahahahahahahahahaha!!!






+ no dwarves were set on fire





But I still lolled


lol

Then we were! Did I say that out loud in a Collingwood thread?


I just did it + yeah . . . The cat + the horse?

rofling


I'll pay that one

This is a hilarious thread! Haven't had so much fun since I was kittynapped at the 2011GF by some Pies fans at half time, when I was kicking out for a ciggie, + they forced beer + ciggies on me.

Still laughing, you are welcome any time, we are not a bad bunch here.
love my new TV, but can you pass on that I wish he had a home theatre too?

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Still laughing, you are welcome any time, we are not a bad bunch here.
love my new TV, but can you pass on that I wish he had a home theatre too?

We had fun in the thread when we played last

I've met TV a few times + he's just gorgeous. Was very, very shy the first time I met him, until I dropped the 'F' bomb + the he didn't shut up lol We have a fun thread called Dastardly Cracks, I'll tag you + please join us, quite a few oppo posters, we have have fun. It's kind of like the Seinfeld of BF, a thread about nothing

 

[Zouz Kitty]

double post

so here's a cat picture, just for fun

Looks like Lingy lol We need a new ranga, it's just not the same without one

 

[Anzacday]

This is a hilarious thread! Haven't had so much fun since I was kittynapped at the 2011GF by some Pies fans at half time, when I was kicking out for a ciggie, + they forced beer + ciggies on me.

Thank your lucky stars that's all they did

 

[eddiebankbalance]

group hug

 

[left at home]

should be more threads like this one cannot stop laughing

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Thank your lucky stars that's all they did

LOL

*Phew*

I'm originally from Sydney + to be perfectly honest, only experienced some very scary Pies fans at Swans games, so I was utterly petrified when they kittynapped me at the 11GF But we had lots of fun together + they were so friendly, just great, like you guys in this thread.

 

[Manic Shadow]

Looks like Lingy lol We need a new ranga, it's just not the same without one

Oooh now your pushing it, not a lot of love for paddle pop lion these days around here

 

[Anzacday]

LOL

*Phew*

I'm originally from Sydney + to be perfectly honest, only experienced some very scary Pies fans at Swans games, so I was utterly petrified when they kittynapped me at the 11GF But we had lots of fun together + they were so friendly, just great, like you guys in this thread.

We're completely misunderstood & misrepresented.
You might find the occasional fwit, but we're ok.