Retiring Tom Porkins tells Geelong to GAGF

[Triggering Tiger]

He'll be back playing the last home game against the Weagles, will retire a legend

Joey Chestnut watch out!

 

[STPer18]

Tubby not a legend confirms Handbagger flog; film at 11

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GEELONG legend Tom Hawkins has announced he will retire from the AFL at the end of the season.

will retire from the AFL at the end of the season.

at the end of the season.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

His season finished round 3

Kicked 6 goals in 9 games since

 

[FISTO]

Hero

 

[Triggering Tiger]

GEELONG legend Tom Hawkins has announced he will retire from the AFL at the end of the season.

will retire from the AFL at the end of the season.

at the end of the season.

 

[STPer18]

Ben Reid

20

Ben Reid

Age

35

Ht

196cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.3

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

4.9

4star

M

6.0

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

0.6

4star

No current season stats available

D

14.0

4star

K

8.6

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

6.0

5star

T

1.0

3star

G

0.0

1star

wakes up in a cold sweat at the absolute arse-tearing Hawkins handing him and Collingwood on that fateful day in 2011. They say if you wander the empty corridors of the MCG at night you can still hear distant screams of 'GET REID OFF HIM!'.

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Ryan Schoenmakers

Ryan Schoenmakers

Age

33

Ht

195cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

4.6

3star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.1

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

8.2

2star

K

3.8

2star

HB

4.4

4star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.0

1star

is still in therapy

 

[Chronz]

GFC should give him a lifetime supply of tim tams. Might make them go broke though!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

GFC should give him a lifetime supply of tim tams. Might make them go broke though!

They're broke regardless, who paid for their 4-stage $340 million dollar stadium upgrade? It certainly wasn't them I can tell you

 

[Tyler Durden007]

An absolute superstar who regularly tore games apart

Pity his fanfare was a bit muffled by some arseface crim who tried to kill a woman with chopsticks also chucked it in. His burgeoning drug business needs closer attention.

 

[Xtreme]

Earned enough money to buy his own KFC franchise

 

[Triggering Tiger]

An absolute superstar who regularly tore games apart

Pity his fanfare was a bit muffled by some arseface crim who tried to kill a woman with chopsticks also chucked it in. His burgeoning drug business needs closer attention.

Stinkle says hi!

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

They're broke regardless, who paid for their 4-stage $340 million dollar stadium upgrade? It certainly wasn't them I can tell you

You did, thanks

 

[Triggering Tiger]

You did, thanks

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Greats.
Leader of Greats - Tom Hawkins.

^Where's my dim sims?

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Hero

Tom Hawkins like Hero sandwiches

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Earned enough money to buy his own KFC franchise

No point. He'd just eat all the food and there would be none to sell.

 

[hawkman]

Darren Jarman may not be the fattest ex player any longer

 

[frggr]

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I reckon this is a Footy Is The Win photo from Triggered Tiger's "personal" collection

 

[Triggering Tiger]

I reckon this is a Footy Is The Win photo from Triggered Tiger's "personal" collection

 

[frggr]

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Yeah, probably a bit "Bert and Ernie" like. The question is, which one are you?

 

[spudmaster]

And in completely unrelated news, the AFL will resume listing player's weights from next season.

 

[frggr]

And in completely unrelated news, the AFL will resume listing player's weights from next season.

There's a really dark Hawthorn/AFLW joke here

 

[spudmaster]

There's a really dark Hawthorn/AFLW joke here

Similar surname aye?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Yeah, probably a bit "Bert and Ernie" like. The question is, which one are you?