Retiring Tom Porkins tells Geelong to GAGF

[the avoca drover]

Hawkins never used chopsticks as a weapon.

Hawkins would never use chopsticks, you can’t stick enough food on them.
He’d use them for a toothpick.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Hawkins never used chopsticks as a weapon.

Yes you're right but he did use his big girth instead.

 

[STPer18]

Hawkins is an old money polo playing protected campaigner.

But still didn't think it was beneath him to say thank you to the Geelong faithful. Dustie cucked you and every other Tiggie. The contrast between a good honesty country lad in big Tommy and the egotistical me me me Dustie couldn't have been more stark in their retirement announcements. That's why we call him The People's Champion.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

But still didn't think it was beneath him to say thank you to the Geelong faithful. Dustie cucked you and every other Tiggie. The contrast between a good honesty country lad in big Tommy and the egotistical me me me Dustie couldn't have been more stark in their retirement announcements. That's why we call him The People's Champion.

How can Hawkins be called the people's champion when he looks down at the battlers in Geelong and lives in an super expensive rural country estate?

 

[Drunkcat]

Dusty can now do what he has wanted to do, join the family crim business or hook up with sticky fingers to do some house burgs.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Dusty can now do what he has wanted to do, join the family crim business or hook up with sticky fingers to do some house burgs.

Shall he join the štinkle fam? he seems to have a lot of experience in this area?

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Dusty can now do what he has wanted to do, join the family crim business or hook up with sticky fingers to do some house burgs.

Give us a chip mate

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

In other news, some coward puncher told Worst Coast to GAGF but nobody cares

 

[Dinsdale]

Look it's time to put the petty bickering behind us and address the elephant in the room...no, not Tom, the fact that all neutral supports hate both Porkins and Dustbin but admire their achievements (on the ground)

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Tubs when asked how he reckons footy fans will take the news of his retirement

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?


A. Because Porkins was trying to eat it

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Knock knock

-Who's there?

Tom

-Tom who?

Give us a chip mate

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Q. How many Porkins does it take to change a light bulb?


A. Indetermined. Porkins keeps eating the globes?

 

[63 others]

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?


A. Because Porkins was trying to eat it

Zing..


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[63 others]

Knock knock

-Who's there?

Tom

-Tom who?

Give us a chip mate

Chortle!



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[63 others]

Q. How many Porkins does it take to change a light bulb?


A. Indetermined. Porkins keeps eating the globes?

Stop it, you’re too much fun.



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[Saveloy Rockstar]

Don’t encourage him