Training Training reports 2024

[The Talent Scout]

I *en hate it. As much as I'm clinging to the 90s, life happily moved on across many fronts too.

We're not marines. Yeh it grows back but equally these are kids just trying to find their way and express themselves.

It's done nothing for our team bonding anyway. Ditch it.

King Corey, I really don't think your too far off the mark here, kangalotto over a period of time was I guess a little bit of fun and while its probably not that important, it does now seem outdated. Myself, I'm an 80s man, the music, clothes, hair styles and life in general was amazing, the only thing missing was a premiership, how we didn't win one took me a long time to get over it, the talent we had in the 80s was amazing but a few other clubs had just as much talent so I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles, your spot on as in the boys are expressing themselves the way they look, everyone's different, I know its the end of 2023 but young lads will always be like that, yes not every one has to look like a marine, it should come down to individual choice, after all its what you do on the ground that really matters. One of my favourite players in the 80s not a North player was Dermott Brereton, he had a great set of hair and boy could he back it up! I know some people hated him {people hated Carey} yes he could give it but he could take it, Mark Yeates nailing him at the opening bounce of the 1989 Grand Final breaking his ribs, only for him to stay on the ground and a few minutes later to take a big mark and kick the goal, is the stuff of legends, any one today bar your champions would have come straight off and not played any further part in the match.

 

[Gorman2Geister]

Who is training at your club?​

Adelaide: Sid Draper, Tyler Welsh
Brisbane: Levi Ashcroft, Sam Marshall
Carlton: Ben Camporeale, Lucas Camporeale
Essendon: Jobe Shanahan, Archer Day-Wicks
Fremantle: Bo Allan
Gold Coast: Leo Lombard
Geelong: Jonty Faull
Hawthorn: Xavier Lindsay, Josh Smillie
Melbourne: Harvey Langford
North Melbourne: Finn O'Sullivan
Richmond: Tom Gross, Jagga Smith
Sydney: Joel Cochran
West Coast: Malakai Champion
Western Bulldogs: Sam Lalor

The top draft prospects training at your club this off-season

The leading draft prospects for 2024 will be training at AFL clubs this summer

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Jonty Faull = The Jon Spaull

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Jonty Faull = The Jon Spaull

Bo Allen = The Tox.

 

[Chewy Chewman]

Bo Allen = The Jacinta

 

[zoomba23]

He lacks decent speed in the F50. Inside Mid is the best place to use his skills for mine.

He's quicker than he gets credit for imo

 

[Heaps of fun]

Tom Gross = The Negligence

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Jagga Smith = The D Edge.

 

[berniemccarthy]

King Corey, I really don't think your too far off the mark here, kangalotto over a period of time was I guess a little bit of fun and while its probably not that important, it does now seem outdated. Myself, I'm an 80s man, the music, clothes, hair styles and life in general was amazing, the only thing missing was a premiership, how we didn't win one took me a long time to get over it, the talent we had in the 80s was amazing but a few other clubs had just as much talent so I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles, your spot on as in the boys are expressing themselves the way they look, everyone's different, I know its the end of 2023 but young lads will always be like that, yes not every one has to look like a marine, it should come down to individual choice, after all its what you do on the ground that really matters. One of my favourite players in the 80s not a North player was Dermott Brereton, he had a great set of hair and boy could he back it up! I know some people hated him {people hated Carey} yes he could give it but he could take it, Mark Yeates nailing him at the opening bounce of the 1989 Grand Final breaking his ribs, only for him to stay on the ground and a few minutes later to take a big mark and kick the goal, is the stuff of legends, any one today bar your champions would have come straight off and not played any further part in the match.

I agree on this being a relic. But there are even more archaic and moronic things that still happen. During the inglorious Noble reign one of OUR players was made to crawl naked along a floor as punishment for a minor infraction. The player was subsequently delisted in my view without a fair go. How that shite is tolerated at any f#cken level is beyond me. No wonder the poor bastard is bitter. I would have sued.

 

[zoomba23]

I agree on this being a relic. But there are even more archaic and moronic things that still happen. During the inglorious Noble reign one of OUR players was made to crawl naked along a floor as punishment for a minor infraction. The player was subsequently delisted in my view without a fair go. How that shite is tolerated at any f#cken level is beyond me. No wonder the poor bastard is bitter. I would have sued.

Who's the poor bastard in question?

 

[Orange Peanut]

I agree on this being a relic. But there are even more archaic and moronic things that still happen. During the inglorious Noble reign one of OUR players was made to crawl naked along a floor as punishment for a minor infraction. The player was subsequently delisted in my view without a fair go. How that shite is tolerated at any f#cken level is beyond me. No wonder the poor bastard is bitter. I would have sued.

What the **** Bernie?

 

[berniemccarthy]

What the * Bernie?

Absolute fact. Won't name him but rolled gold fact.

 

[King Corey]

I agree on this being a relic. But there are even more archaic and moronic things that still happen. During the inglorious Noble reign one of OUR players was made to crawl naked along a floor as punishment for a minor infraction. The player was subsequently delisted in my view without a fair go. How that shite is tolerated at any f#cken level is beyond me. No wonder the poor bastard is bitter. I would have sued.

What?

Not sure I want to hear this.

Can only hope there is missing context ie stupid drinking game.

Otherwise..

 

[giantroo]

The 2021 changes:

Shaun Atley (del)
Tom Campbell (DFA)
Trent Dumont (del)
Taylor Garner (del)
Charlie Ham (del)
Connor Menadue (del)
Jared Polec (del)*
Robbie Tarrant (trd)
Dom Tyson (del)
Will Walker (del)

 

[berniemccarthy]

What?

Not sure I want to hear this.

Can only hope there is missing context ie stupid drinking game.

Otherwise..

Nope. Had to do it in front of the other players. Was after training. Info came from his Mum so have zero doubts as to veracity.

 

[King Corey]

Nope. Had to do it in front of the other players. Was after training. Info came from his Mum so have zero doubts as to veracity.

This is all kinds of wrong if accurate.

 

[shinboner magic]

They can hit a crossbar but not a teammate

 

[leighlee13]

Who’s that in the first photo?

I think it is Dylan Stephens with a possible Kanga lotto haircut.

 

[Orange Peanut]

Absolute fact. Won't name him but rolled gold fact.

Was this a coaching directive or a player doing the bullying? Hideous.

 

[The Talent Scout]

Nope. Had to do it in front of the other players. Was after training. Info came from his Mum so have zero doubts as to veracity.

No words come to mind, well a few do, if true and I have no doubt your telling the truth, but you couldn't find them in the dictionary.

 

[Kanga Glory]

Surely we will get a fluff piece in the newspaper or some web site this week. Jurno's would be all over a week on gold coast.

 

[berniemccarthy]

Nope. Had to do it in front of the other players. Was after training. Info came from his Mum so have zero doubts as to veracity.

Was this a coaching directive or a player doing the bullying? Hideous.

Coaching.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Coaching.

And it was at this point, the club self destructed.

 

[Orange Peanut]

Coaching.

Ok one last question. Please tell me everyone responsible is gone?

 

[berniemccarthy]

Coaching.

It was a different regime and one we are well rid of. But there are casualties is the point I am making that come with shitful thinking. Kangalotto isn't in the same league but is well past it's sell-by date IMO.

 

[berniemccarthy]

Ok one last question. Please tell me everyone responsible is gone?

Yep.