Banter TRTT Part 12: Get Your Bowels Checked

[backtozero]

My daughter has come down with croup for the second time in the last 12 months to go along with about 4 bouts of gastro and a couple of colds. ****ing daycare Im actually livid. Would strongly consider giving up work to stay home if we can wrangle it.

 

[backtozero]

You thnk people are more careful and considerate in the age of covid. They're not.

 

[GoPorts]

You thnk people are more careful and considerate in the age of covid. They're not.

Mate half the people leaving the toilet at Adelaide oval today didn't bother to wash their hands

 

[Contested Marx]

Oh bugger now Vili of Vili's Pies has passed away.

 

[edgie]

Mate half the people leaving the toilet at Adelaide oval today didn't bother to wash their hands

Yeah nah look if the only surface I touch is me young fella then I'm not washing my hands, I know wheres it's been and I'd get more germs touching the taps.

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[_VXV]

axe to fall is an amazing album and not even really rated amongst their others that much. just pure aggression from start to finish.

great band. jacob bannon is this weird, quiet, kind of arty dude in one of the loudest bands of all time, then you look at bands like DEP with that juicehead guy that took over. converge just has a lot more heart.

I have a print of his I Can Tell You About Pain/Eve up in our lounge, gets a lot of interest when people come over.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[chickentendies]

Faster than the red card I got in the first five minutes of a soccer game when I was about 12 because I headbutted a kid in the shnoz who told me I had an enormous head

Note: I have an incredibly enormous head.

 

[NoddyHolder]

Faster than the red card I got in the first five minutes of a soccer game when I was about 12 because I headbutted a kid in the shnoz who told me I had an enormous head

Note: I have an incredibly enormous head.

All the better for head butting campaigners with

 

[Turiyasangitananda]

Yeah nah look if the only surface I touch is me young fella then I'm not washing my hands, I know wheres it's been and I'd get more germs touching the taps.

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I get what you're saying, but would you be happy touching other people's young fellas?

 

[edgie]

I get what you're saying, but would you be happy touching other people's young fellas?

I dunno, are they happy for me to touch their young fella?

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[Turiyasangitananda]

I dunno, are they happy for me to touch their young fella?

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Let's say yes

 

[Garibaldi Red]

Kenny will be peeved, he had an all up certainty in the last 3

 

[edgie]

Just so we're clear I'm using young fella as a euphemism for penis instead of the more popular old fella as I don't feel my penis is that old and withered yet and I shan't misrepresent as such, and not as a description of a male child.

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[Duck Farmer]

Just so we're clear I'm using young fella as a euphemism for penis instead of the more popular old fella as I don't feel my penis is that old and withered yet and I shan't misrepresent as such, and not as a description of a male child.

I think we all got that. It's the weaponised, anti-pedo, AI-enabled killbots deployed by the deep state department of thoughtcrime that you have to worry about.

 

[edgie]

I think we all got that. It's the weaponised, anti-pedo, AI-enabled killbots deployed by the deep state department of thoughtcrime that you have to worry about.

I assumed everyone did, but can’t be too careful on the internet with this subject matter, touching young fellas.


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[Eddie Dingle]

I assumed everyone did, but can’t be too careful on the internet with this subject matter, touching young fellas.


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Speaking of, where is dylsy?

 

[Turiyasangitananda]

Just so we're clear I'm using young fella as a euphemism for penis instead of the more popular old fella as I don't feel my penis is that old and withered yet and I shan't misrepresent as such, and not as a description of a male child.

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Glad you clarified. One gets hard, the other one shouldn't get you hard. And someone else's old fella may get hard, but hopefully over the one that gets hard and not the one that shouldn't get you hard.

I'm glad that's clear.

Back to washing hands. Would you touch someone's old fella stained hands, or young fella seeing as that's your thing?

 

[edgie]

Glad you clarified. One gets hard, the other one shouldn't get you hard. And someone else's old fella may get hard, but hopefully over the one that gets hard and not the one that shouldn't get you hard.

I'm glad that's clear.

Back to washing hands. Would you touch someone's old fella stained hands, or young fella seeing as that's your thing?

I don’t really touch anyone, fella or not.

So it’s yes and no.

As for stains though I obviously wash up if there’s splashback or misfire issues.


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[edgie]

I actually wash sometimes before I pee


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[sobrave]

I usually just use my old fella to shake hands with

 

[JimmyBC]

I wash my fella in basin before I pee

 

[Turiyasangitananda]

I actually wash sometimes before I pee


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Understandable. I usually let it dangle, don't touch it, hope there's no hair causing it to go sideways, and give it a shake by thrusting my hips forward and back. No need to clean. Wait by the door for someone to open it and I'm out without having touched a young or old fella.

 

[Janey]

This is all so fascinating

 

[NoddyHolder]

I wash my fella in basin before I pee

I pee in the basin and wash my hands in the urinal