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Universal Love TRTT Part 9: Eat my ass you absolute man child
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Eddie Dingle
Moving chairs
Black is usually the "Going out somewhere special" tracky colour in Blackwood.
Well, when the traditional option is green and red, it makes sense.
BOTTLEBRUSH: A PLAY IN THREE ACTS
ACT ONE
Behold the bottlebrush! Mighty and magnificent. Radiant full bloom. But, according to my dickhead neighbours, it was responsible for every health issue and ailment in the street. This tree gave people AIDS.
ACT TWO
After two years of complaints by my dickhead neighbours, strata got in touch. Did I mind if they removed the bottlebrush?
“Over my dead body!”
"Oh. We didn't think you'd feel so strongly about it. Can we ask why?"
“Spite.”
But no, if it meant hearing less bottle brush bitching, I was okay for them to cut it down. Except, they didn’t cut it down. They just gave it a trim. This only pissed off my dickhead neighbours even more.
ACT THREE
Last night when I was at work, one of my dickhead neighbours took a chaninsaw to the bottlebrush, lmfao…
RIP BOTTLEBRUSH
The End.
ACT ONE
Behold the bottlebrush! Mighty and magnificent. Radiant full bloom. But, according to my dickhead neighbours, it was responsible for every health issue and ailment in the street. This tree gave people AIDS.
ACT TWO
After two years of complaints by my dickhead neighbours, strata got in touch. Did I mind if they removed the bottlebrush?
“Over my dead body!”
"Oh. We didn't think you'd feel so strongly about it. Can we ask why?"
“Spite.”
But no, if it meant hearing less bottle brush bitching, I was okay for them to cut it down. Except, they didn’t cut it down. They just gave it a trim. This only pissed off my dickhead neighbours even more.
ACT THREE
Last night when I was at work, one of my dickhead neighbours took a chaninsaw to the bottlebrush, lmfao…
RIP BOTTLEBRUSH
The End.
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Doctor Feel
Shitposter In Chief
Lol just saw summarised leaked script for final star wars.
Get ready to have all the originals ruined for good.
Get ready to have all the originals ruined for good.
Doctor Feel
Shitposter In Chief
Eddie Dingle
Moving chairs
Have you got a green waste verge collection coming up soon, or are those branches just gonna lay there for months?
Dylan8
Bar Up
How about that Download lineup... Lol
- Apr 27, 2008
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Lol as if they hadn't already happened.
- Apr 27, 2008
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- Chael Sonnen: Moral Champion
Does anyone here have any experience with metal detectors? I think I know where the silver is!
chiwigi
I’ll make tears from your Wines.
- Apr 27, 2008
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Episode 9 has leaked like a sieve. There must be some seriously unhappy people working on it.
Launchpad McQuack
Internet fact checker.
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I think that was the next trilogy.
Came this morning. They dumped a whole bunch of shit into the green bins. It was a real street effort, apparently, lol.
But yeah, those branches were what they couldn't fit into their bins. They'll stay there until the next collection, at least. Coz I ain't picking up shit!
Eddie Dingle
Moving chairs
Ministry are good
We used to have a tree at the front of our place that annoyed the shit out of us - not a bottlebrush, but some sort of gum tree that used to drop heaps of fine yellow stuff like those bottlebrush, plus tons of hard pointy gumnuts, plus acres of stringy bark would fall off it, plus it was a favourite roost for noisy ****ing crows! We never thought of chopping it down tho.
simba_
sucking a lemon
i always remember that as a proper metal festival, unless it softened the past decade or so, so weird to see MCR headline. JEW and Deftones are good quality live bands any year, and i like in flames and clutch, but i heard the tickets were 200 bucks D:
charcolechaddy
Norm Smith Medallist
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Is that Michael Jackson?
Eddie Dingle
Moving chairs
It's Jack Michaelson
charcolechaddy
Norm Smith Medallist
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Is he playing at download?
charcolechaddy
Norm Smith Medallist
- Sep 24, 2008
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- La lakers. Oakland Raiders, bunny’s
Bit cooked, haven’t been the same since Barker left.
manureid
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I wish someoe would cut down our neighbours effing bottlebrush. Fills my pool with shit.
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