USA Trump Bibles and trainers, what products should other Presidents have endorsed?

[Gough]

Seeing as we've never seen any previous President selling his arse in this manner the air is rich for conjecture and mirth. Obviously Clinton endorsed knee pads, cigars and stain removers would all have been a great sellers, a range of Richard Nixon My First Espionage Kits would have been a must have for any pre teen 70s Republican, and Reagan could have put his name to bullet proof vests, perhaps with a Jodie Foster endorsed range for the ladies. There must be more.

 

[Satan]

Carter selling peanut butter
Obama dujon mustard
Jfk bullet proof vests
FDR NDIS

 

[Todman]

All presidents endorse the "Military Industrial Complex"

 

[troybe]

Bill Clinton - Whitewater Rafting and Saxophones

 

[The Sultan]

 

[Cookie]

Has to be said - Trump panty liners.

 

[blackshadow]

Not a US President but probably my favourite presidential endorsed product

 

[blackshadow]

Vodka goonbags = genius!

 

[Aussie in exile]

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Has to be said - Trump panty liners.

He should know Diaper Don

 

[Royces Hart]

RFK Jr could endorse deworming tablets.

 

[Aussie in exile]

RFK Jr could endorse deworming tablets.

Junior will ceratinly fit in well with all the others cranks in the Republican party

 

[Gough]

RFK Jnr branded Naxolone.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Democrats=Runza
VP nominee, that's runza, runza there's no other word it's just runza, they're good at you know bread like stuff runza, yep that's runza.

 

[Maggie5]

Democrats=Runza
VP nominee, that's runza, runza there's no other word it's just runza, they're good at you know bread like stuff runza, yep that's runza.

You missed the part where Runza didn't want to be filmed.

 

[dumb]

the 'obama' dildo

 

[blackshadow]

Bill Clinton cigars.

 

[ITCHY EYEBALLS]

Kamala - Salad bowls, Scrabble, razor wire
Biden - Onesey's, mobility scooters
Trump - fake tan, bullet proof vests

 

[Todman]

Tampon Tim Walz.

 

[aCunningPlan]

Apparently Oklahoma are requiring all schools to have copies of bibles that include the pledge of allegiance and have a leather-like cover...only the Trump bible fits that bill. Profit!

 

[Aussie in exile]

Apparently Oklahoma are requiring all schools to have copies of bibles that include the pledge of allegiance and have a leather-like cover...only the Trump bible fits that bill. Profit!

The irony here is that tRump never goes to church

 

[kickazz]

Was murdered by Sirhan Sirhan before he could actually get to be President, but Bobby Kennedy could have done well to endorse contraceptives.

 

[Partridge]

Great thread. A few off the top of my head:

• George Washington - false teeth
• Andrew Jackson - canes
• Abraham Lincoln - wrestling tights
• Ulysses S. Grant - cigars
• Teddy Roosevelt - spectacles, teddy bears, judo mats

 

[troybe]

Herbert Hoover - vacuum cleaners

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Bill Clinton dry cleaners.

 

[Satan]

The irony here is that tRump never goes to church

only for photo ops