TV and Movie quotes you use in real life

[Papa G]

"It's a joke, Joyce'.

'Good thinking, 99'.

Yep, I still live in B&W.

Said this to my daughter this morning. Had to spend 2 minutes explaining what it meant.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Said this to my daughter this morning. Had to spend 2 minutes explaining what it meant.

So she missed it by that much?

EDIT: Imagine her confusion when you try to call her using your shoe to explain!

 

[Papa G]

So she missed it by that much?

EDIT: Imagine her confusion when you try to call her using your shoe to explain!

Although probably considered racist these days, I still use "It's not the Craw - it's the Craw!"

 

[Scotland]

 

[perthblue]

aight man, zip it UP and zip it OUT!

 

[HBF]

Badges.....we don't need no stinking badges.

 

[JG22]

he didn't play for denton under eights for nothing

 

[Blues177]

Soitenly

 

[cripppa9]

I run shit here, you just live here. Denzel Washington in Training Day. I tell me kids this weekly.

 

[The Passenger]

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man

 

[PhatBoy]

- Sammy, you old Slag (or whatever name fits)

- I don’t believe you (Ron Burgundy voice)

- Eat a big bag o shit (Jackie Moon voice)

- Reckon I could throw a football over them mountains?

 

[JackOutback]

"And that's a bad miss"

 

[perthblue]

easy like a sonntag morgen

 

[Gough]

I have a mate who is a really sweet guy but a bit of a peaked at high school type, and he's acquired the nickname Rico.

 

[Kram]

I have a mate who is a really sweet guy but a bit of a peaked at high school type, and he's acquired the nickname Rico.

Hey, I used to be able to kick a kangaroo skin a quarter mile.

 

[akkaps]

I have a mate who is a really sweet guy but a bit of a peaked at high school type, and he's acquired the nickname Rico.

watch the joke that's 15 seconds in, though the rest of the video is a pretty funny.

 

[Gough]

Countdown has changed a lot since Richard Whitely and Carol Vorderman hosted it. I don't think my Nan would have approved of this sort of thing.

 

[akkaps]

Countdown has changed a lot since Richard Whitely and Carol Vorderman hosted it.

This is "8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown", almost a completely different show. It's from the same people that do "8 Out of 10 Cats", and they've just turned it into another comedy penal show. Plus Rachel Riley.

 

[Bostonian]

When someone is waffling on and I want them to stop I'll often thrown in a...

 

[JHF1870]

1. Get Out
2. I wouldn't have thought so either, but here we are.
3. I got lost on the way to college

 

[PhatBoy]

easy like a sonntag morgen

Pretty much anything Hans says. Every gig I play in my duo, I announce at some point that our name is ‘Curse These Metal Hands’ or ‘Man Feelings’ etc

 

[perthblue]

Pretty much anything Hans says. Every gig I play in my duo, I announce at some point that our name is ‘Curse These Metal Hands’ or ‘Man Feelings’ etc

YEAH WELL IF YOURE LEAVING NOW DONT EVEN DREAM OF COMING BACK

 

[PhatBoy]

YEAH WELL IF YOURE LEAVING NOW DONT EVEN DREAM OF COMING BACK

Hahahahahaha the undeservingly angry nature of that line makes me laugh every time. Actually that whole scene is peak Hans - from the ‘sense of dread’ line onwards

 

[Cruyff14]

I was saying Boourns.

 

[perthblue]

Hahahahahaha the undeservingly angry nature of that line makes me laugh every time. Actually that whole scene is peak Hans - from the ‘sense of dread’ line onwards

hahahaha its a great scene. I say that line if drunk and somebody goes off to the bar or toilet. trouble is nobody in my circle has seen it so I just look like an aspie. Still funny to me tho.