WANTED: Bay 13 Tier 5 Posters for Delicate Mainboard Mission

[Porke"d]

JOB DESCRIPTION:

Tier 5 Bay 13 Flogs required as cannon fodder for the Mainboard in retaliation to a sudden abundance of Threads from Pop Up Sprinklers on the Bay. Must be willing to demonstrate strong floggery in multiple Mainboard Threads and start the kind of shithouse Threads that would be divvied on the Bay. Successful candidate will be remunerated with likes.

SELECTION CRITERIA

1) Preferred candidate is a FOTY recipient/perennial nominee

2) Experience in posting a Thread on whatever thought enters their head

3) Classifies themselves as Tier 4/5

4) Extensive experience in the Bay 13 Divvy Van

5) Has propensity to reply to posts with either 'Shut up D/H' or 'Don't quote me minnow'

6) Keeps an active ignore list

7) Is willing to risk infraction points and the possibility of suspension



If this is you, please go and let rip on the Mainboard and make it be known that our beloved Bay isn't a waste ground. Simply sign in below.

Ask not what the Bay can do for you, but what you can do for the Bay.

 

[mike123]

Shut up pencil dick minow

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Okay. I'm just throwing this out there but how about, AlwaysBallin.

 

[Ronnie Baby]

Catscratch Richoman Tiger's db swannie Always Ballin Porke"d Neville Bartos

Do us proud boys

 

[van peebles]

Okay. I'm just throwing this out there but how about, AlwaysBallin.

No definitely not,He cant spell minnow.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Catscratch Richoman Tiger's db swannie Always Ballin Porke"d Neville Bartos

Do us proud boys

Oh, you mean the Magnificent Seven - 1

 

[Good_Old]

Hasn't Always Ballin already been doing that there?

 

[Ok Boomer]

Some Richmond supporter with an abundance of apostrophes has already started this mission today, with a successful rattling of some main board noobs.

 

[Always Ballin]

I'm a main forum poster. You don't just earn that title overnight. It requires a strict regimen of excellence.

 

[Ronnie Baby]

Oh, you mean the Magnificent Seven - 1

They are all Chris Pratts regardless

 

[Alfred_]

Catscratch your life has a meaning now.

 

[van peebles]

I'm a main forum poster. You don't just earn that title overnight. It requires a strict regimen of excellence.

Jack Darling like.

 

[Plugger35]

Shut up D/H

 

[Porke"d]

Shut up D/H

The Mainboard is crying out for an umpire Thread after today Plug

Go do the right thing and support your Bay

 

[Always Ballin]

It's going to be a long offseason.

 

[Ronnie Baby]

It's going to be a long offseason.

Spearhead it for us mate

I believe in you

 

[GWBogan]

It's going to be a long offseason.

C'mon, get it going then!

 

[Spongebob]

The main board already has PerthBoy86 and Gorilla82, with occasional contributions from Always Ballin.

Surely that is more than enough shitfreds from one club.

I know we are an interstate, franchise, minnow, 2006 asterisk minnow club. But others must lift their weight.

 

[RelaxMax]

JOB DESCRIPTION:

Tier 5 Bay 13 Flogs required as cannon fodder for the Mainboard in retaliation to a sudden abundance of Threads from Pop Up Sprinklers on the Bay. Must be willing to demonstrate strong floggery in multiple Mainboard Threads and start the kind of shithouse Threads that would be divvied on the Bay. Successful candidate will be remunerated with likes.

SELECTION CRITERIA

1) Preferred candidate is a FOTY recipient/perennial nominee

2) Experience in posting a Thread on whatever thought enters their head

3) Classifies themselves as Tier 4/5

4) Extensive experience in the Bay 13 Divvy Van

5) Has propensity to reply to posts with either 'Shut up D/H' or 'Don't quote me minnow'

6) Keeps an active ignore list

7) Is willing to risk infraction points and the possibility of suspension



If this is you, please go and let rip on the Mainboard and make it be known that our beloved Bay isn't a waste ground. Simply sign in below.

Ask not what the Bay can do for you, but what you can do for the Bay.

*considers proposition*

 

[Smeg Head]

JOB DESCRIPTION:

Tier 5 Bay 13 Flogs required as cannon fodder for the Mainboard in retaliation to a sudden abundance of Threads from Pop Up Sprinklers on the Bay. Must be willing to demonstrate strong floggery in multiple Mainboard Threads and start the kind of shithouse Threads that would be divvied on the Bay. Successful candidate will be remunerated with likes.

SELECTION CRITERIA

1) Preferred candidate is a FOTY recipient/perennial nominee

2) Experience in posting a Thread on whatever thought enters their head

3) Classifies themselves as Tier 4/5

4) Extensive experience in the Bay 13 Divvy Van

5) Has propensity to reply to posts with either 'Shut up D/H' or 'Don't quote me minnow'

6) Keeps an active ignore list

7) Is willing to risk infraction points and the possibility of suspension



If this is you, please go and let rip on the Mainboard and make it be known that our beloved Bay isn't a waste ground. Simply sign in below.

Ask not what the Bay can do for you, but what you can do for the Bay.

Tried this on monday, Chief, the most stable genius, was there in minutes to shut it down.

 

[Porke"d]

Tried this on monday, Chief, the most stable genius, was there in minutes to shut it down.

It's a disgrace. The Bay deserves far better.


Well done for heeding the call of duty solider

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Id love to sign up








im on 17 in fraction points.

 

[Packedlunch]

JOB DESCRIPTION:

Tier 5 Bay 13 Flogs required as cannon fodder for the Mainboard in retaliation to a sudden abundance of Threads from Pop Up Sprinklers on the Bay. Must be willing to demonstrate strong floggery in multiple Mainboard Threads and start the kind of shithouse Threads that would be divvied on the Bay. Successful candidate will be remunerated with likes.

SELECTION CRITERIA

1) Preferred candidate is a FOTY recipient/perennial nominee

2) Experience in posting a Thread on whatever thought enters their head

3) Classifies themselves as Tier 4/5

4) Extensive experience in the Bay 13 Divvy Van

5) Has propensity to reply to posts with either 'Shut up D/H' or 'Don't quote me minnow'

6) Keeps an active ignore list

7) Is willing to risk infraction points and the possibility of suspension



If this is you, please go and let rip on the Mainboard and make it be known that our beloved Bay isn't a waste ground. Simply sign in below.

Ask not what the Bay can do for you, but what you can do for the Bay.

 

[dean31]

Happy to help, In the interest of better utilising my time I made a commitment to leave Bigfooty 2 days after the Grand Final, perfect cannon fodder.

 

[Plugger35]

Craig David is inda house



Monday took her for a drink on Tuesday and we were making love on Wednesday...