Roast 2025 hopefully the year of being less shit. Warning includes club criticisms

[Kane McGoodwin]

Just remember that Nicks was given a contract extension when that record, was IIRC 1-8 after the Suns loss in R1?

The bar for acceptable performance at the AFC is very very low.

Our club board are comfortable accepting mediocrity.

I'm over this shit!

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Here is a sobering thought, the last time we beat Carlton at the "dome"/Victoria, Jenkins kicked 7, Gallucci kicked 4 and Rory Atkins kicked 3.

I guess our forward set up has changed over the years.

I can't even recall the Gooch kicking 4.

 

[cleanhands]

Our club board are comfortable accepting mediocrity.

I'm over this s**t!

When’s Liv golf?

 

[Scorpus]

VB in his presser basically just said:
Keep in your spot Dowling, the big boys are playing.

I said at the time that he’s a Neil Craig disciple and a disaster for the club.

I pointed this out the other day but apparently there is absolutely nothing we can criticize about line coaches because we don't know their responsibilities

 

[Shuestar13]

Our club board are comfortable accepting mediocrity.

I'm over this s**t!

I think you are the point (as maybe futile as it will seem) to start spamming the club - emails, messaging on social media. Different things, one for the away record. One for the lack of squad rotation and rewarding young players form in the reserves. One with stats like the ones presented today in the changes thread.

It may be futile, bit it could prove somewhat cathartic and if more than one person does it, or at least getting the message out there, others may jump on board, things start gaining traction and who knows

The more heat the better. Turn it up full blast time.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

When’s Liv golf?

Don't care... as golf is boring!

 

[cleanhands]

Don't care... as golf is boring!

Thought you have been watching us play

 

[George Kramer]

Our club board are comfortable accepting mediocrity.

I'm over this s**t!

Hey Kane remember when I created this thread I reckon you told me it wasn’t needed, well its getting a bit of a run!

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Hey Kane remember when I created this thread I reckon you told me it wasn’t needed, well its getting a bit of a run!

Wasn't at the time imo, but this year has been a complete shit show!

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Thought you have been watching us play

If I'm going to stop watching us, I'll choose to do something interesting.

 

[George Kramer]

Wasn't at the time imo, but this year has been a complete s**t show!

Very similar to when I created it with the same issues, I have foresight. The only thing that’s changed is a few more REALLYS

 

[GROTTO]

Our club board are comfortable accepting mediocrity.

I'm over this s**t!

If it wasnt for my passion for punting, I would have stopped following the Crows.

Its going to be like this for the next few years.

Im fairly certain a 2nd rebuild is going to happen.

Hawthorn, North and Eagles who are under us on the ladder have more ingredients to their team/list to winning a flag then we do, let that sink in.

 

[GROTTO]

I can't even recall the Gooch kicking 4.

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Very similar to when I created it with the same issues, I have foresight. The only thing that’s changed is a few more REALLYS

We should have made finals last year playing attractive football.

Most pundits thought we were the team on the rise this year but didn't bank on the coaching group completely ****ing the game plan.

 

[cleanhands]

We should have made finals last year playing attractive football.

Most pundits thought we were the team on the rise this year but didn't bank on the coaching group completely ******* the game plan.

Yeh has made us smart ones look stupid

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

Yeh has made us smart ones look stupid

The dumbarse coaches have not only made them look stupid, but they have taken most of us down with them.

 

[GROTTO]

Yeh has made us smart ones look stupid

In fairness to you believing we would go far in 2024, I can see why you and others thought this way, if you dont look deeply at the wins and how fraudulent they were.

 

[cleanhands]

The dumbarse coaches have not only made them look stupid, but they have taken most of us down with them.

I can see you fitting in sipping a Blass at corporate lunches over looking the home of football at the Parade

 

[cleanhands]

In fairness to you believing we would go far in 2024, I can see why you and others thought this way, if you dont look deeply at the wins and how fraudulent they were.

Don’t rub it in

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

I can see you fitting in sipping a Blass at corporate lunches over looking the home of football at the Parade

Just realised I have a choice between a wine tasting & next home game...

 

[GROTTO]

Don’t rub it in

Im not, the AFC fooled most astute AFL analysts.

 

[cleanhands]

Im not, the AFC fooled most astute AFL analysts.

Like my first wife

 

[GROTTO]

Like my first wife

There are multiple?

 

[cleanhands]

There are multiple?

No good keeping a good stallion for one stable

 

[crowker]

But has it been implemented, that is the key.

Not sure , though this extract was from Feb last year -

The proposal, announced by club chairman John Olsen earlier this month, will limit member-elected directors to eight years on the board, equivalent to four two-year terms.

Board-appointed directors will be limited to 12 years on the board, equivalent to four three-year terms.

The term limits proposal still needs formal approval at the general meeting as it will alter the club’s constitution.

If successful, club legend Mark Ricciuto (appointed 2014) and SAPOL assistant commissioner Linda Fellows (appointed 2015) would be the first in line to depart the board.

In a club-issued media release earlier this month, Olsen said the proposal represented good governance.

https://www.indaily.com.au/news/2023/02/22/diverse-competition-for-crows-board-spot -