Player Watch Welcome to Collingwood Tim Membrey

[TradeDraft]

Welcome Tim Membery to Collingwood

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

Welcome to the club, Tim

Membrey a Magpie

Collingwood has today signed key forward Tim Membrey on the opening day of the AFL’s Delisted Free Agency Period.

www.collingwoodfc.com.au

 

[South of the Yarra]

Not official until Dave tells me it is.

 

[TradeDraft]

Not official until Dave tells me it is.

I just woke up

 

[SchuPie]

A “surreal” and “obviously “ in the first 2 seconds
He will fit in perfectly

 

[Bramax]

Welcome Skunk!! Can’t wait to see you in the black and white!!

You’re dead to Dave now.

 

[Aussie pie]

Nope, not until Dave says so.

 

[Do_Beta_Rapport]

I just woke up

What a nice thing to wake up to I suppose, a nice shiny new forward

 

[JuniorB]

He'll be a handy pickup - proven goalkicker, strong mark, accurate kick.
Welcome, Skunk!

 

[Harry O]

Valuable addition to the squad. Welcome

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

 

[Vampire013]

I just woke up

Not good enough Dave. You need to lift your game. You can't sleep when there is an important announcement to be made.

 

[SchuPie]

I feel like I’m watching Fast & Furious movie

 

[sr36]

Welcome to the club, Tim

Membrey a Magpie

Collingwood has today signed key forward Tim Membrey on the opening day of the AFL’s Delisted Free Agency Period.

www.collingwoodfc.com.au

Kicked off with "surreal". He belongs.

 

[celestial]

Now it is official

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

 

[Kirby]

Looks great in black and white stripes.

Welcome aboard Tim.

 

[doofdoof]

Great risk-free pick-up. We need more size in our forward line, especially with McStay and Checkers missing games

 

[sr36]

A “surreal” and “obviously “ in the first 2 seconds
He will fit in perfectly

It was the perfect opening - from "surreal" to "to be honest" to "obviously" A seemless transition through the key elements of the presser game plan.

 

[Scodog10]

He’s a really strong get and the queries on our ability to play all of him, Mihocek, Cox and McStay together are at odds to how we play, IMO. Membrey comes in to play the forward component of WHE’s role it really is that straight forward. The biggest factor for me is that he allows us to go into probably every game in 2025 with a reliable two tall forward setup (that’s not dissing WHE he’s just not a key tall).

 

[Scodog10]

I just woke up

A literal case of you snooze you lose

 

[Professor Knowall]

Good pick-up at no draft cost. Surprised the Saints just let him go.

 

[Pie eyed]

A “surreal” and “obviously “ in the first 2 seconds
He will fit in perfectly

I know most players have "media" training.
This training is obviously provided by outside consultants.

"surreal" should be a forbidden term highlighted for it's overuse and misuse at these training sessions.

"Surreal" means "unreal, bizarre, unusual, weird, freakish, unearthly.

 

[Pie eyed]

Welcome Tim Membery.

 

[Mollythedolly]

Can’t believe anyone would stoop so low as to steal Dave’s thunder and then have the balls to have to shout it to the world.

Handy pickup, think he’ll add to the forward mix. Given he’s well advanced in the breeding stakes, hopefully he can eke out 100 games in the B&W.